I'd have been a bitch and a LESBIAN.

[This message has been edited by Mahatma Gandhi (edited 02-16-2007).]

I probably would have been some smart ass "muzza" with a crazy Fo-hawk.

Id have a lime green twin turbo zx, and i would have done chapz lapz (dont think anybody will get that lol).

I would call my girlfriend "Bic" and i would demand sandwiches after slapping her on the ass with a rolled up newspaper.

I would stagger bleary eyed to the toilet in the mornings and wonder why I was standing in a pool of pisss...

I'd be a dirty slut.

I'd be bi, but i'd get a lo tmore action than i do now.

My peehole would bleed once a month.

I'd go on dates and makes boys buy things for me. I'd also probably whine a lot more.

I'd be a gold digger. Then I'd die from an over dose.

I'd be such a man whore.

And I'd have a dick.



Mmmm..

a chick with a penis...

quote:Originally posted by Paramount:

I'd be a gold digger. Then I'd die from an over dose.

Anna Nicole's brother?

I'd be a ass-kicking ninja woman.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I'd be a dirty slut.

QFT!

quote:Originally posted by shiva:

I probably would have been some smart ass "muzza" with a crazy Fo-hawk.

Id have a lime green twin turbo zx, and i would have done chapz lapz (dont think anybody will get that lol).

I would call my girlfriend "Bic" and i would demand sandwiches after slapping her on the ass with a rolled up newspaper.

"Yeah yi've seen moi orrigh! You've seen thar canery yillow, yi've seen the VL origgh ... orrgih!"

quote:Originally posted by KwinnieBogan:

"Yeah yi've seen moi orrigh! You've seen thar canery yillow, yi've seen the VL origgh ... orrgih!"

HAHA!!!! i knew someone would get it. *gives you a special cookie*

I would probably be in jail after raping an Ivy league sorority while eating twenty packages of beef jerky. At my trial I would occasionally stand up and bellow about a sports team and then fart on the jury. You know, because that is how men act.

Christ.. how the fuck should I know?

I guess I could have been quite effeminate, some reason though I reckon I woulda been more rebellious to my parents and ended up being the teenage slut for a little while.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

I would probably be in jail after raping an Ivy league sorority while eating twenty packages of beef jerky. At my trial I would occasionally stand up and bellow about a sports team and then fart on the jury. You know, because that is how men act.

Men don't believe in Jail. We bend the bars with our penis and walk out.

I'd be the perfect partner for myself now.

I'd be a crazy abusive slut. AND I WOULD NINJA PEOPLE!!

EDIT: I would wear all leather and high heels.

[This message has been edited by Mr. Stabby (edited 02-17-2007).]

I'd be like this:

http://tinyurl.com/2wwg9d

http://tinyurl.com/37yual

- Rabb

quote:Originally posted by rabbhimself:

I'd be like this:

http://tinyurl.com/2wwg9d

http://tinyurl.com/37yual

- Rabb



Very pretty and if you had the op then...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



Very pretty and if you had the op then...

Why do I need the op first?

- Rabb

I would be a sexy gay man.

id be a slut.

Interesting question.

It'd be cool to assume that because now I'm a man who want sex but can't get it, that if I became a girl I'd want sex and be able to give it away - but that, on inspection, seems unlikely. I'd probably be a chick who wanted sex but be unable to let myself get in a relationship because of absurd/absurdly exacting standards for partners. Plus I'd probably still be too reserved (read: shy and awkward) to be the sexy bitch that I'd want to be.

I'd be having sex with fullcircle. Oh yeah, that was gay

id be a sexy scene chick with really tight pants, and smoke newports

come on, that is like SO POPULARRR!

i'd sex my lesbian friend since she aint gettin any

i'd be rich.