so i already know this girl will say yes to me but shes really lookin forward to it and i guess the most important way is how you ask someone.

like i really need something way over the top cuz creativity isnt really my thing and i want this to be somethin she remembers.

i figured with all the drugs were on someone has got to have something tight.

don't make it over the top. its not so much about the asking part, but more of the whole experience. just ask her one day and bring her a rose.

well everyone else is doin somethin cute or someone, one of my friends like edited him into her favorite dvd or somethin like that i just need something unique i guess. i dont wanna be the only fucker that just "asks" her

hold a hunting knife in one hand and a longstemmed rose in the other. hold them out and both pointed close enough to cause discomfort. ask her if she would like to be your date to the prom, and if she answers incorrectly one of those items in your hand will be used to insure that no one else will be able to take her to the prom. fearing for her life she will say yes making the easy assumption thats what you wanted. look her dead in the eye and tell her thats the wrong answer, and then break the rose in two pieces, then break off the flower part itself. shove a piece of the stem, still with the thorns on them, in each of her nostrils as deeply as you can force them. then take the rose flower itself and shove it down her throat to gag her with. wrap your arms around her from the back of her, squeezing her tightly so she cant get away or remove the stems and flower, while with one hand holding the knife up close to her throat while you whisper in her ear that she is stupid to think that you would want her as your date, and had she answered correctly and turned him down, then instead of using the rose to suffocate her slowly to her death, he would have instead used the knife, so that you could cut her a slice of delicious cheesecake your mom made.

ok so this is a awesome yet cheesy cool way.

so take a blank cd case and make the outside look like you made her a cool music mix or something. but then on the inside have a note that says, "i was going to get you a cd-rom, but insted i decided to ask you to prom".

quote:Originally posted by Dorian:

ok so this is a awesome yet cheesy cool way.

so take a blank cd case and make the outside look like you made her a cool music mix or something. but then on the inside have a note that says, "i was going to get you a cd-rom, but insted i decided to ask you to prom".

uhh..

i know....your jealous....or its really that lame

quote:Originally posted by Dorian:

ok so this is a awesome yet cheesy cool way.

so take a blank cd case and make the outside look like you made her a cool music mix or something. but then on the inside have a note that says, "i was going to get you a cd-rom, but insted i decided to ask you to prom".

Or you could... y'know... ask her to the prom.

In Australia, this kind of worrying never seemed to happen. People would just say it and be like 'yeah ok' and walk off. Is it like this in all of america? Or is this like a junior high prom or something.

its just doing something unique and creative. yeah you can jsut straight up ask them and they will probably say yes. but if you know they will probably say yes you can at least put some effort into it and make them feel special. but whatever

yebut.... it's only a prom?

Maybe in America prom dates mean a lot more than here.

Or I'm just socially out of touch?

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

hold a hunting knife in one hand and a longstemmed rose in the other. hold them out and both pointed close enough to cause discomfort. ask her if she would like to be your date to the prom, and if she answers incorrectly one of those items in your hand will be used to insure that no one else will be able to take her to the prom. fearing for her life she will say yes making the easy assumption thats what you wanted. look her dead in the eye and tell her thats the wrong answer, and then break the rose in two pieces, then break off the flower part itself. shove a piece of the stem, still with the thorns on them, in each of her nostrils as deeply as you can force them. then take the rose flower itself and shove it down her throat to gag her with. wrap your arms around her from the back of her, squeezing her tightly so she cant get away or remove the stems and flower, while with one hand holding the knife up close to her throat while you whisper in her ear that she is stupid to think that you would want her as your date, and had she answered correctly and turned him down, then instead of using the rose to suffocate her slowly to her death, he would have instead used the knife, so that you could cut her a slice of delicious cheesecake your mom made.

quote:Originally posted by Nereth:

yebut.... it's only a prom?

Maybe in America prom dates mean a lot more than here.

Or I'm just socially out of touch?

Yea.. The prom is basically everything. I can't think of anything more embarassing than not having a date. I'm already worried about it and i'm two years away.

crack into her locker. tape a single red rose to the inside of the door of the locker. tape underneath it a formally written invitiation to the prom inside a pro-looking envelope.

No girl will say no to this...unless you're a tool.

quote:Originally posted by Feds In Town:

Yea.. The prom is basically everything. I can't think of anything more embarassing than not having a date. I'm already worried about it and i'm two years away.

Psth, I didnt go to my senior prom.

Which wound up to be a good thing because it only lasted an hour and a half due to a bomb threat.

So I wouldnt be too worried about going.

quote:Originally posted by Feds In Town:

Yea.. The prom is basically everything. I can't think of anything more embarassing than not having a date. I'm already worried about it and i'm two years away.

Hahahah oh you kids. I graduated this year, and I didn't even bother asking anyone, because I didn't remotely care. Then I got offered to bring some chick, not from my school, and I said no because I didn't know her, and then I was asked by someone else, and turned her down because she was a bitch.

So then I just went with no date, and no one cared!

Over here, lots of people go without dates... it's a school function. Does it really matter? Also, you're about to graduate and leave the majority of people behind, so it doesn't matter what they think of you anyway.

OK. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. MAKE A GIANT ROLL UP POSTER THAT YOU PUT ON LIKE THE ROLL DOWN MAP THING IN CLASS. AND THEN GET YOUR TEACHER IN ON IT. AND HAVE HIM CALL YOU TO THE FRONT OR SOMETHING. AND THEN YOU PULL DOWN THE POSTER AND BE LIKE WILL Y OU HAVE MY BABIES? BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE MY AIDS... That's a winner right there.

I am disappointed in this topic

This is what I seen when I clicked it:

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Get a bunch of fun-colored lubricated condoms and throw them all over her car/locker/house.

Then get two non-lubricated condoms and on one write "I just want you to be safe" and on the other "when you go with me to prom."

Leave those two somewhere she'll definately find them, like draped over the doorhandle or something.

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quote:Originally posted by Seant018:

I am disappointed in this topic

This is what I seen when I clicked it:

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Get a midget, a donkey, an armadillo, and a can of lube and meet me in the park at midnight!

quote:Originally posted by Nereth:

yebut.... it's only a prom?

Maybe in America prom dates mean a lot more than here.

Or I'm just socially out of touch?

all the reality TV has fucked with girls minds and it got them thinking whom ever they take to the prom will father their four children and eventualy cheat on her with allajandro; the local tour guide while honeymooning in barbados.