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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-02-16, 03:55
legalizefreedom legalizefreedom is offline
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Default URGENT! Something swollen in my scrotum

i masterbated like 5 imes today in a short amoutn of time is something (big swollen, tube like things behind left testicle) just swollen from too much mastebation and it will go down very soon?
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Old 2007-02-16, 03:57
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P.S. This is serious. I smoked some weed so im probably over reacting but its really there and it kinda is more annoying feeling than pain....
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:00
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Default Re: URGENT! Something swollen in my scrotum

it mght be the tube that carries the sperm. .

Should go down i suppose, I'm not a doctor, sorry. And I've never had anything in my sack swollen before.

jerk off again , see if it goes down. might be some kind of build up. Actually I pulled that out of my ass. Don't believe me. I'm tired.
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:02
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Im hoping thats what it is. i dont want to jakc off again. im scared like crazy man. Im only 17 fuckin years old lol. Please no stupid replies.... not that yours was man.
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:03
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Default Re: URGENT! Something swollen in my scrotum

Just give your dick a break. If it's still as sore tomorrow, think about going to the doctor.
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:09
legalizefreedom legalizefreedom is offline
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Default Re: URGENT! Something swollen in my scrotum

Ok. IS it my sperm tubes or somthing?
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:13
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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Default Re: URGENT! Something swollen in my scrotum

Your genitals getting sick have nothing to do with the sex & affection, even if you got the disease from sex. I don't post in fucking oral indulgences when I got a hole in my tooth from eating candy. You morons should post somewhere else. While I enjoy the idea of you having to get your balls amputated due to your fear of doctors and their cold hands, you're getting a lil tiresome
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:16
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Default Re: URGENT! Something swollen in my scrotum

Pilso, i am not playing. I'm hella scared and it has to do with my sexual organ. Whats getting tiresome man? I'm not a fuckin troll.
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:18
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Relax its nothing. Its happened to me, the slight pain that is. The "swelling" you're feeling is probably not even swelling. And I'm not sure how you would notice actual physical swelling unless you give your balls a good once over, every day. Sooo, either you're feeling your balls up, and I mean really getting in there, for the first time ever or in a while, and this pain is just causing you to over exagerate the situation. Or there may be some minor swelling but it will go away. And if it doesn't in like, 2-3 days, then yes, go get it checked out. But other than that you will be fine. Now relax and go smoke some weed or pound some booze.
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:20
legalizefreedom legalizefreedom is offline
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Paul Kemp, your a good man. I feel slightly less nervous now.
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:24
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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Default Re: URGENT! Something swollen in my scrotum

probably a rug burn or you choked out the pipe. if nothing improves within a day or 2, go to the doctors, put some ice on it for now.
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:26
legalizefreedom legalizefreedom is offline
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lol I sit on my chair while doin it. lol. anyways, thanks
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:40
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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quote:Originally posted by legalizefreedom:

Whats getting tiresome man?

Kids posting here all the time asking stupid questions in the wrong forum about their broken genitals, as if we knew any better. The heroes always post on the internet first because potential permanent damage to your groin isn't as scary as the creepy 50 year old doc and his cold hands. I mean come on, "put some ice there and wait a day" satisfies you, you definately should have come up with that on your own

You'd think the Oral Indulgences and tooth ache thing would explain the idea. Guess not. It really didn't seem that far fetched, thought it was the best one in a good while
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:44
legalizefreedom legalizefreedom is offline
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lol well im sorry,but it seemed liek the place to post it man. Just relax...
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Old 2007-02-16, 05:01
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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It's really sad how confused I am by the polite apolegetic response
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Old 2007-02-16, 05:06
legalizefreedom legalizefreedom is offline
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well bro, I'm not an asshole. I'm not looking to argue over the internet. I am high and was scared about something that happened to me so I wasn't thinking 100% through where I posting things. I also hate when people pso tin wrong forums where I frequent. So i understand
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Old 2007-02-16, 05:07
CptnCrackHound CptnCrackHound is offline
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Don't worry about it. It sounds like you just have case of "jackballs". You'll be fine by morning.
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Old 2007-02-16, 05:08
ScaryDangerous ScaryDangerous is offline
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quote:Originally posted by legalizefreedom:

lol I sit on my chair while doin it. lol. anyways, thanks

i didn't mean rug burn in that sense, it's an expression, i meant you probably rubbed it too much and sorta created a healing scab.
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Old 2007-02-16, 05:09
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its something on the inside hat felt kind liek a bucnh of tubes thatw ere swollen. 8 could see them kinda and def. feel them. no scab... lol
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Old 2007-02-16, 05:12
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Congradulations, your testes have descended. You may now start the arduous journey towards mahood.
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Old 2007-02-16, 05:23
legalizefreedom legalizefreedom is offline
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thanks but i hit puberty many years ago.
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Old 2007-02-16, 05:28
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Sounds like your pregnant, CONGRATZ ON THE BAYBEE.
 #23 
Old 2007-02-16, 05:30
legalizefreedom legalizefreedom is offline
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a baby in my sack? lol!
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Old 2007-02-16, 10:01
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Default Re: URGENT! Something swollen in my scrotum

quote:Originally posted by legalizefreedom:

I also hate when people pso tin wrong forums where I frequent. So i understand

You posted this in the right forum. Ignore him.

EDIT: Even though if jackketch were around he'd just close it and tell you to go to a doctor

[This message has been edited by Mr.Happy (edited 02-16-2007).]
 
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