So I'm trying to date this girl named Lindsay Lohan, but I'm afraid to talk to her. I've liked her for over a month now and she's really special to me so I don't want to ruin my chance. She probably doesn't even know who I am.

Anyway, does anyone have any dating tips for a helpless computer nerd?

molotov everything she owns.. she'll think it's hawt

Sex & Affection

Hey you Mrs I dont know what the fuck your name is

Im drawn to you somethings magnetic here

If I could approach you or even get close to the scent that you left behind Id be fine

No doubt that (no doubt) you bring out (bring out) the animal inside

I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....

I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....

Hey you, Mrs. too-good-to-look-my-way and that's cool you want nothing at all to do with me.

But I want you, ain't nothing wrong with wanting you cause I'm a man and I can think what the hell I want, you got that

straight?

No doubt that (no doubt) I'd love to (I'd love) sniff on them panties now....

I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....

I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....

I'm sorry. So sorry (damn, you're so hot!!)

Your beauty is so vain (damn, you're so hot!!)

It drives me, yes it drives me (damn your so hot) absolutely insane

I just want to look at you

I just want to look at you, look at you all day

I just want to look at you, I just want to look at you all day

There ain't nothing wrong, no. There aint nothing wrong with that

Once you seep in (once you seep in) under my skin (under my skin)

Theres nothing, theres nothing in this world that could wash you away

Once you seep in (once you seep in) under my skin (under my skin)

Theres nothing, theres nothing in this world that could wash you away.....

I'm sorry. So sorry (damn, you're so hot!!)

Your beauty is so vain (damn, you're so hot!!)

It drives me, yes it drives me(damn your so hot) absolutely insane

I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....

I'D EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! i'd eat you alive.....

I'D EAT YOU A-LIVE!

S&A

Teach her some new facial expressions.

But seriously, what the fuck, Meta?

MODBALL GO!

quote:Originally posted by glutamate antagonist:

MODBALL GO!

chuckle

/thread

Why the fuck did you move this to S+A?

You could have just as easily deleted it.

She used to be so hot till she started smoking meth

hold on... i tought she was dead?

I smell a musical!

My name is chickenpoop, and I am an alcoholic.

My name is Paul Kemp and I'm a raging alcoholic.

My name is ZeroMalarki and I'm an alcoholic who is giving up drinking for lent.

and my name is don_stracci and I am a widows son.

My name is shiva and i pop way too many xannies.