Okay Toteans, I am probably a little older than the average poster here and I am here to tell you your girlfiend will look like her mother in 10 years. If you are serious about the relationship with your girlfriend and you don't want to get snookered, look at her mother. If the mother is hot, your girlfriend will be hot. If the mother is fucking fat, ugly and nasty; your girlfiend will be fat, ugly and nasty.

It is TRUE. I have seen it too many times. IF ONLY I HAD LISTENED. Once I got married my 100 pound sexy hot little bride of 7 years ago, now weighs in at 170 fucking pounds, still 20 pounds short of her mum, and I would not be so unhappy.

PLEASE, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. IT IS TRUE, THE GIRLS FUCKING ALWAYS END UP LOOKING LIKE THEIR MUMS. If you don't want to end up with a girl who tricked you, then don't HOOK up the a hot chick who has a fat, nasty, ugly MUM.

Once a girl gets married she sees it as a license to get fucking fat. If she is not fat by the time she is 28, then watch out. If she is not fat after 28, you are probably safe. It seems as though 28 is the magical age. After 28, if a chick is predisposed to get fat; then, she will after the age of 28. Now I am sure some people will flame me, but, this is the fucking truth.

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[This message has been edited by CptnCrackHound (edited 02-16-2007).]

Good advice

Just for reference, how old are you?

The same goes for men.

However, they do have both their mother's and their father's genes. So, that is not an accurate assessment. They will either resemble their mother, their father, or a combination of the two.

How is that working for you, btw?

I'm not concerned.

I've also noticed that 28 is the magic age. Although, it has nothing to do with weight, it's the border of old.

I didn't start gaining weight until I hit 40. But then, that's about the time I had a baby and it took a few years to take it off.

I was underweight all my life. Now I'm around the max for my age and height. I don't see myself dropping the weight, but I can become more toned and strong from excercizing.

I got my father's genes, btw. Not my mother's.

I got a magical mixture of toe-tappin' goodness.

Some people see my mother in me, while others see my father. If I'm smiling, then I'm my father's son; otherwise, I'm my mother's offspring.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

I didn't start gaining weight until I hit 40. But then, that's about the time I had a baby and it took a few years to take it off.

I was underweight all my life. Now I'm around the max for my age and height. I don't see myself dropping the weight, but I can become more toned and strong from excercizing.

I got my father's genes, btw. Not my mother's.

OC6...Obviously you have respect for yourself and now your child. Keep up staying fit for you and the and sake of your child.

Last time I checked chicks got fat right after high school....Heck it happened to me, I gained 15 pounds since turning 18.

However, I do think the whole looking at the mother idea is flawed. What if the girl resembles her father more? I think you have to take in the ENTIRE gene pool, before you can judge something like that.

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

oc6...Obviously you have respect for yourself and now your child. Keep up staying fit for you and the and sake of your child.

I rarely exercized. I was just thin by design.

quote:Originally posted by Lolo_Ferrari:

However, I do think the whole looking at the mother idea is flawed. What if the girl resembles her father more? I think you have to take in the ENTIRE gene pool, before you can judge something like that.

No, commonly they look like their Moms, just like Men generally look like their Dads. Only picture of my Dad I ever saw we looked almost identical. As for girls, I've noticed two of my bestfriends have a strong resemblance of their mother.

This is exactly why you don't get married.

However, if you MUST get married, you should follow these rules:

1. DO NOT have kids. Now only does it wreak havoc on a woman's body, but raising kids takes up time your wife should be using to work out.

2. MAKE SURE SHE WORKS OUT. I can't stress this enough. She should be a total health nut. Otherwise, once she traps you into marriage, she will quickly let herself get fat.

3. MAKE SURE SHE IS YOUNGER THAN YOU. She should be younger than you by as much as possible. Women don't age nearly as well as men do.

In ten years? Legal, I hope.

quote:Originally posted by Parallax:

Women don't age nearly as well as men do.



Funny how when women get old, they gain weight and disregarded as attractive. Yet when Men get old, we're promoted to respectable.

In ten years time oc6 will still look bloody fantastic.

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

No, commonly they look like their Moms, just like Men generally look like their Dads. Only picture of my Dad I ever saw we looked almost identical. As for girls, I've noticed two of my bestfriends have a strong resemblance of their mother.

I look like my dad... It's 50/50 chance

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

Funny how when women get old, they gain weight and disregarded as attractive. Yet when Men get old, we're promoted to respectable.

I'm just glad I'm not a woman.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

The same goes for men.

However, they do have both their mother's and their father's genes. So, that is not an accurate assessment. They will either resemble their mother, their father, or a combination of the two.

How is that working for you, btw?



I am a carbon copy of my father, with my mom's skin and eyes. I wish I could have had my dad's natural tan thing goin on, but I am pale.

Haha, this is the advice my father gives me all the time. He's almost in his 70's and he is still dating. It's pretty weird, but admirable at the same time.

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

Haha, this is the advice my father gives me all the time. He's almost in his 70's and he is still dating. It's pretty weird, but admirable at the same time.

But can he get an 18 year old chick!?

If you're going to stop loving a person because they got fat, then you shouldn't be marrying them in the first place.

Looks fade. For everyone, even thin people.

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

But can he get an 18 year old chick!?

About 8 years ago he pulled this hot Russian chick in her late 20s. I was 10 at the time but she was damn cute.

That didn't last too long, though.

Like my hand now, but 10 years older.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

If you're going to stop loving a person because they got fat, then you shouldn't be marrying them in the first place.

Looks fade. For everyone, even thin people.

It's not about looks, it's about her being a blood sucking leech who stops putting in the effort once her status is secure. It's basically a trap and the guy has every right to be bitter. Goes both ways if you insist, suppose the bodybuilder you married could grow a beer belly once he doesn't have to bother impressing you anymore

If a girl I was with let herself go, I would say something.

And if I let myself go, I would expect her to say something.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

If you're going to stop loving a person because they got fat, then you shouldn't be marrying them in the first place.

Looks fade. For everyone, even thin people.

Men are such pigs...

If in ten years time I somehow become an emaciated cute little blonde lady, I'll be doing one seriously big goddamn happy dance, I can tell you.

At the moment though, all I've inherited from my mum is her height (short) and her love of antique furniture (scary).

I don't think it just works on the "genes" thing completely from the mother. I know I resemble my mum but she didn't look anything like me when she was my age and I don't think I'm guna look like her in 10 years... I'm the woman with the smallest body and boobs in the family, also because I did lots of sports while I was growing up and that eventually changed my metabolism. Just because the mum is fatter or something, doesn't mean her daughter will go the same way. Fat metabolism is in your genes, but you can do a lot in your lifestyle to not go "that" way. Actually my mum always had trouble losing weight and I have trouble gaining it... Everytime I start a new college year I lose another 10 pounds out of work/stress that I need to recover during summer. Bah. I'm like 119 pounds and 5'6''.

Health is a lifestyle choice.

Ha ha. I knew it subconsciously. I am 27 and date only girls less than 23 or how look that way. Marriage? We'll have to see. I am planning to marry sometime in my late 30s.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

If I'm smiling, then I'm my father's son ...

Same here. I got his smile and heavy and sharp masculine jaw.

Thank you daddy for making me look like the lead actor in 'Legends of the Fall'.

College makes people gain weight too. Seriously, some girls I went to highschool with I almost didn't recognize. Some of my friends now have double chins.

Me? I lost 30 pounds.

this does not bode well for me, although hopefully i have enough of my father's genetics to save me.

Well, what do all of the guys look like after 10 years?

100 pounds is just nasty. What was she, a fucking skeleton? And yes, girls always turn out like their mums. Sad because they're usually cunts.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

If you're going to stop loving a person because they got fat, then you shouldn't be marrying them in the first place.

Looks fade. For everyone, even thin people.

says the stupid bitch who has no expierence on the subject. ever been married for 10 years? ever been with someone long enought to find out for yourself?

shut up your trite bitch

^^I'm a trite bitch because I think marriage shouldn't be based on what your partner will look like in ten years?

If you're that shallow, marry a spanish chick. From what I've seen, the pretty ones age well.

LOL, I did marry a Hispanic. When I married her she was hot, a real looker. She has four sisters. They all looked good. Now, my wife still has a pretty face but the rest of her is disgusting. Even ALL of her sister are now married and everyone is fat. Her one sister was a runner and worked out everyday. I say her a couple of weeks ago and I was shocked. She had gained so much weight. Each one has a bullshit excuse for their weight gain.

You all have put me in a state of depression, my girlfriend has a cute-chub body(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/siash/DSC00387.jpg), but her mother is wide from childbirth. Is it that big a deal?

I will not change my opinion of her though, shes sexy to me.

I hope my girlfriend turns out looking like her mom. Her mom is korean so I'm not sure if that has something to do with it but her mom has aged like fine wine.

My girl had me guess her mom's age and I said 36 when in reality she is 45. I would be lucky if my girlfriend turned out looking as good as her mom at that age.

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

No, commonly they look like their Moms, just like Men generally look like their Dads. Only picture of my Dad I ever saw we looked almost identical. As for girls, I've noticed two of my bestfriends have a strong resemblance of their mother.

Actually, girls will generally look like their dads, and boys will look like their moms. If you think about it, it does make evolutionary sense, since people tend to, unconsiously or not, find those with features most similar to their own attractive.

I don't understand why anyone would be pissed if a guy honestly states what his standards are and what he expects. If he wants his wife/girl to stay thin and good looking for as long as she can, why is that so unreasonable?

I mean if he leaves her for something she cannot help at all, like a C section scar or getting cancer, then yeah he is a dick and deserves to die alone. But what is stopping girls from losing the baby weight or at least trying? Men are visual, for the most part. They fell in love with you because you gave them instant wood. That is just how things work. Women are interested in security and a comfortable nest to lay the eggs in. So if a guy suddenly quit his job, grew a gut, and watched t.v. all day you would still love him and want to fuck him?

It works both ways bitches. No, you wont stay young and perky forever and he is stupid to think you will, but you don't have to turn into a shambling horror that makes him think about faking his death all the time.

And males, you can forget about getting an 18 year old hardbody when you are 50. Unless you are rich as hell, there is no way they would be interested in you. No young girl is going to want to see your gray bush or hear you bitch all day about how great things were when you were younger. You might snag one that has some daddy issues or is on the rebound, but it won't last. Older men are annoying as fuck and think they get some golden ticket to respect just because they haven't died yet.

hmmm..she's been under the floor boards for about 2 months..add 10 years..she will look almost fully decomposed..just ripe for plumping!

quote:Originally posted by indermaur:

hmmm..she's been under the floor boards for about 2 months..add 10 years..she will look almost fully decomposed..just ripe for plumping!

I hope you have a little courtesy and, at the very least, pull up the floorboard every valentines day so you can plug her nose and give her a pity fuck.

I really don't give a shit, because, otherwise - I'll still love her the same.

quote:Originally posted by Influx:

I really don't give a shit, because, otherwise - I'll still love her the same.

I hope someone beats the naivete out of you soon

quote:Originally posted by Fascismo:

If you're that shallow, marry a spanish chick. From what I've seen, the pretty ones age well.

Spanish women are notorious for gaining weight when they get older....once they hit their mid to late 20's they start to take on a pear shape.... they're really hot when they're young, because they're trying to trap a man and do that family thing....but once they get one they just let themselves go...

quote:Originally posted by The Rudeboy:

You all have put me in a state of depression, my girlfriend has a cute-chub body(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/siash/DSC00387.jpg), but her mother is wide from childbirth. Is it that big a deal?

I will not change my opinion of her though, shes sexy to me.

Hey, aren't you that guy that looks really good and everyone told you you could do better?