...that women can only be 2 of 3 things: attractive, single, and sane.

I find it funny, and true.

For example: I was working last night, and started talking to this cute redhead I'd seen before. We were hitting it off, and she was blatantly flirting, more than I'd ever seen a girl flirt. Being Valentine's Day, we talked about whether or not we had dates/were in a relationship, and she said she was single.

This is where I became wary.

So, we exchange numbers and when I'm about to leave, she hugs me suggestively and looks me in the eye with that sexy seductress look, and as hot as it was, it kind of freaked me out. I mean, I barely know her.

Long story short, I'm pretty sure she's obsessive.

Thats a good outlook on it, considering "sane" refers to anything out of the norm.

I'm gonna remember that one.

quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

talking to this cute redhead

Why were you talking to a ginger in the first place? You should have been running like hell.

quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

...that women can only be 2 of 3 things: attractive, single, and sane.

I find it funny, and true.

For example: I was working last night, and started talking to this cute redhead I'd seen before. We were hitting it off, and she was blatantly flirting, more than I'd ever seen a girl flirt. Being Valentine's Day, we talked about whether or not we had dates/were in a relationship, and she said she was single.

This is where I became wary.

So, we exchange numbers and when I'm about to leave, she hugs me suggestively and looks me in the eye with that sexy seductress look, and as hot as it was, it kind of freaked me out. I mean, I barely know her.

Long story short, I'm pretty sure she's obsessive.

Is she obsessive? probably. Could she just be lonely/bored and really wants some attention? More than likely. Should you call her and see how far it goes? Absolutely.

Being Valentines day probably accentuated it ten fold, if you've ever seen girls at a wedding its worse. Women see that event and go "why isn't that me?" She wants a man and god dammit your going to do it son, you pole drive her so hard into next week that she thinks you shattered her pelvis.

Oh, unless she has heaps of cats, if she does, run.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

Why were you talking to a ginger in the first place? You should have been running like hell.

A hot redhead shouldn't be taken for granted.

quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:

A hot redhead shouldn't be taken for granted.

And this, boys and girls , is what we call a 'contradiction in terms'!

quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:

A hot redhead shouldn't be taken for granted.

Seriously. Tap that shit.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Seriously. Tap that shit.



Yeah double tap for favourite!

More of your species need to just man up.

quote:A wise man once told me...

Ohh, and bad advice FTW.

I thought it was attractive, smart, and sane.

Meh.

quote:Originally posted by Drox:

I thought it was attractive, smart, and sane.

Meh.

Regardless, that advice sucks. A real wise man would say "When you get the chance to shag a hot redhead, take it".

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Regardless, that advice sucks. A real wise man would say "When you get the chance to shag a hot redhead, take it".

Well seeing as how I wouldn't be able to forgive myself for fucking and dumping somebody, I think I'll pass on that chance.

I had a realization today that it's not that there's nobody to date around here, but that I'm always looking for The One, and so I've pretty much got tunnel vision.

Also, WTF is up with people hating redheads? Did everyone's balls suddenly retract into their bodies? Do all girls have cooties again? Seriously, it's fucking playground logic.

wise man once told me: you finger girl that time of month, you get caught red-handed.

quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

Well seeing as how I wouldn't be able to forgive myself for fucking and dumping somebody, I think I'll pass on that chance.

You make me angry.

Who ever said anything about dumping?

I dunno, I think redheads are hot but ever since I had a really bad experience with one of 'em...ehh.

lol @ jarmungand

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

Why were you talking to a ginger in the first place? You should have been running like hell.



not all red heads are gingers

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

You make me angry.

Who ever said anything about dumping?

If she's not the one for me, then why would I go out with her?

That can't work unless matches for the attractive, sane ones were arranged before birth, because otherwise there would be attractive, sane, and single women.

Maybe it should be 3/4: attractive, sane, single, and smart.

Gingers aren't hot, under any circumstance. Their weak genes should repulse any normal person.

quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

If she's not the one for me, then why would I go out with her?

poo-tannnnng!