I like it slow and romantic.

Anyone else?

You think people here have ever had sex?

well its for the people who HAVE had sex

quote:Originally posted by Sado:

well its for the people who HAVE had sex



do blow up dolls and fleshlights count?

yeaaah why not

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



do blow up dolls and fleshlights count?

If the government didn't tax you Brits harder than you tax oc6's ass, you could afford a Real Doll (http://www.realdoll.com/).

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

If the government didn't tax you Brits harder than you tax oc6's ass, you could afford a Real Doll (http://www.realdoll.com/).

If she had an ass I wouldn't ride it but lead it gently to pasture.

Rough sex ftw

Any type that makes me cum

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Rough sex ftw

I like the kind that results in my orgasm.. It's very rare that I get this kind..

ANGRY SEX

CONFUSED SEX

DEPRESSED SEX

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

ANGRY SEX

quote:Originally posted by Minority Deport:

CONFUSED SEX

I want to play!

EEK SEX!

rough sex ftw

sex that results in us falling off of the bed/between the beds (I'm living in a poor student house, pushing two beds together is the closest I can get to a double bed) and carrying on. From behind, obviously. And noisy so that my housemates know how good I am.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

I want to play!

EEK SEX!

GROUP SEX

quote:Originally posted by frinkmakesyouthink:

rough sex ftw

sex that results in us falling off of the bed/between the beds (I'm living in a poor student house, pushing two beds together is the closest I can get to a double bed) and carrying on. From behind, obviously. And noisy so that my housemates know how good I am.

Well you came up with the most sensible answer!

What does ftw mean? My only familiarity with the acronym means Fuck The World, but that doesn't seem to fit in the context I keep seeing it used in.

And my favorite kind of sex is sex with the one I love. All the other types are fun, but it's more sweat and a few seconds of orgasm; whereas sex with the one that I love involves so much incredible pleasure that lasts and lasts.

for the win?

Well Scat of course! Who would't love to eat a nice lump of shit from a sweet girls anus?

Bathroom at school kind of sex.

Actually not my favourite, but it's the one I just got so I'll go with that.

dirty hot hotel room no chance of being walked in on sex. when he's slightly drunk and will say anything.

Kinky sex. With handcuffs and whips and things.

What can I say?

I'm a sucker for guys in pain.

Adultery!

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Jello, three baseball gloves and a jolly rancher statue of Mussolini.

Free.

quote:Originally posted by fatmanGTHO:

Free.

lol. yeah...................

i like slow.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

I want to play!

EEK SEX!



Wouldn't that be suprise sex?

How about phenomenal sex?

Also who are all these dumbass' saying shit like, "Man, sex where I orgasm! Since I can't cum for like 9 hours!"?

These people piss me off.

quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:



Wouldn't that be suprise sex?

Rape in other words.

I like sex, where I'm submissive.

I like to walk away with scratches over my body...And my girlfriend knows exactly how to satisfy me.

- Rabb

lots of birth control and lots of time to waste thats my type of sex.

maybe some PT-141 injections (if you really DONT want to cum for 9 hours but want to stay hard that long )

Sex from above!

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Sex from above!

James 1:17?

Any sex.

Drunken sex is fun too. So is the kind you feel guilty for later. ("Man, I can't beleive I did that...")

Drunk angry sex.

Sex

CYBER SEX!

No sex, sex is naughty =/

Anal sex with a very sexy crossdresser

sex with a woman...hopefully attractive and kinky..

Kinky sex.

crazed angry break up sex.

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 02-16-2007).]

Mongoloid porn inferno!

Some slow poking first, then turn her over and taking her hard from behind.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

GROUP SEX

?

(I removed your emotes because you can only put a maximum of 8 in the post and even when I only use 8 emotes that's apparently still too many. That also completely crippled the first visual joke and I had to change the whole thing *sad emote*)

[This message has been edited by Mr.Happy (edited 02-16-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by 2020:

Any type that makes me cum

Rough, violent.

Slapping, hair pulling, name calling, pinching, hitting, spanking.. Mmmmm... <33

Anticipated sex.