Hey, I know this is gonna sound stupid, but I was talking to my friend on the phone and he told me it's possible to have sex with your own toenails. I wanted to ask him more, but he had to leave. Does anyone here have any experience with this? How does it work?

It's like this:

First, you have to bend up the space between your nail and the toe itself.

Lubricate well.

Then go for it.

I know it's disgusting but hey, it's better than getting fucked in the ear.

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Here's the procedure (SERIOUS)

1. Clip your toe nail

2. Soak the toe nail in vinegar for 45 minutes

3. Scrap your eyes with the toe nail

4. Unimaginable orgasm

5. Happy

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[This message has been edited by jimbob11 (edited 02-16-2007).]

Yes. It does. I've done it myself.

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I really thought I had seen it all..