My GF and I have been going at it for about 3 months now. she says I'm all right in the sack, but that I don't "put out a big enough load" for her.

WTF is a "big enough" load?

... and how can I increase MY load?

About 5oz.

Assuming she means semen, it seems like a weird thing to say... maybe she has had litres of spunk flowing out of her wide gash in the past, and misses daddy's little presents so much that she craves it constantly.

Or maybe she's talking about something totally different... maybe she means you dont put enough effort into the relationship or you dont go down on her often enough...

[This message has been edited by Docta? (edited 02-15-2007).]

That's a load of shit.

Ah, see, you girlfriend is a cum guzzling slut. She yearns to have every orifice filled up with that succulent man-juice. So here's what you do:

Buy a bunch of porno, and invite your friends over. Have them all jack off and cum in a water bottle (it'll be a bit tricky to manage but hey it's an adventure). Pretty soon it will be full to the top.

The next time you're having sex, tell your girl you want to blow on her face, then pull out your water bottle, hold open her mouth, and pour the whole thing in while screaming, "IS THAT A BIG ENOUGH LOAD YOU FUCKING CUM DUMPSTER SLUT?!?

Rizzo in the box may have a good plan, but a great plan would be to have every male Totsean send you a load in a bottle and then you can mix it all up in a huge bottle and go through with his plan.

Watersports.

i like rizzo's idea it sound funny as hell!

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

That's a load of shit.

heh.. puns..

drink more water you idiot.

and pineapple juice makes it taste good.

http://psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20021002-000009.html

Next time she's comign over just jerk off all day but dont cum. just jerk til your about to then stop, cold turkey and then leave it til yoru flacid and then do it again. By the time she comes over you'll be full to the brim and ready to fill that cum bucket GF of yours.

There once was a utopian time when people asked the person directly instead of asking the internet what kind of load she meant

I'm reading that as a small cock, her wanting to be drenched in a larger pool of baby juice doesn't sound logical

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Ah, see, you girlfriend is a cum guzzling slut. She yearns to have every orifice filled up with that succulent man-juice. So here's what you do:

Buy a bunch of porno, and invite your friends over. Have them all jack off and cum in a water bottle (it'll be a bit tricky to manage but hey it's an adventure). Pretty soon it will be full to the top.

The next time you're having sex, tell your girl you want to blow on her face, then pull out your water bottle, hold open her mouth, and pour the whole thing in while screaming, "IS THAT A BIG ENOUGH LOAD YOU FUCKING CUM DUMPSTER SLUT?!?



My god thats so disturbing, I think i just vomited in my mouth.

AAHAHAHHAHAH ^^^ wow.

I fucking wish I had your girlfriend.

Seriously, tell her Arquin has the biggest loads in all the land.

I'll take her off your hands for you.

quote:Originally posted by wonT0nsOOp:

she says I'm all right in the sack, but that I don't "put out a big enough load" for her.

I'm totally serious dude, your girlfriend has made me incredibly horny. Just knowing that there are girls out there like her has given me that little bit of incentive to keep going. Man I'd love a chick who loves her cum.

I'm gonna go rub one out.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:



I'm gonna go rub one out.

Make sure to cap it off and throw it in the fridge?

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Ah, see, you girlfriend is a cum guzzling slut. She yearns to have every orifice filled up with that succulent man-juice. So here's what you do:

Buy a bunch of porno, and invite your friends over. Have them all jack off and cum in a water bottle (it'll be a bit tricky to manage but hey it's an adventure). Pretty soon it will be full to the top.

The next time you're having sex, tell your girl you want to blow on her face, then pull out your water bottle, hold open her mouth, and pour the whole thing in while screaming, "IS THAT A BIG ENOUGH LOAD YOU FUCKING CUM DUMPSTER SLUT?!?

hahah. That was brilliant.

Do women really care that much? I thought they'd just bitch because there's more mess.

Maybe she thinks the bigger the load, the better the sex.

Or maybe she means, SHE doesn't orgasm, but just cant tell you any way else..

wtf? Any girlfreind I've had would bitch about having to swallow mine all the time. From my experience, they'd rather not have a load. Just avoid cumming for a few days, then get really worked up.

Tell her it's only because she doesn't get wet enough down there.

I've never had much of a load, with little projection. About a teaspoon to a tablespoon and only projects about 2-5 inches. Never really cared, though.