...he always broke up with chicks for the weirdest, craziest reasons. What are some reasons you've given up on people/stopped dating them?

My weirdest was about a year ago, I had been seeing this chick for about 3 months. Then one night we met at a club (first time we were at a club together), and I saw her drinking a beer with a straw. Couldn't handle her after that.

Another girl once said she'd wear a special outfit for me when I met her at a club. She wore mini shorts....with suspenders.

Fuck man. *shivers* I fucking HATE suspenders.

There are more, but totse is just a collective of every one crazy, creepy and just plain weird. I'm sure you've got some good stories.

she lost my ninja turtles beach towel. i was 18, and we'd been going out for over 6 months. and i had second towel exactly the same as the one she lost.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

...he always broke up with chicks for the weirdest, craziest reasons. What are some reasons you've given up on people/stopped dating them?

My weirdest was about a year ago, I had been seeing this chick for about 3 months. Then one night we met at a club (first time we were at a club together), and I saw her drinking a beer with a straw. Couldn't handle her after that.

Another girl once said she'd wear a special outfit for me when I met her at a club. She wore mini shorts....with suspenders.

Fuck man. *shivers* I fucking HATE suspenders.

There are more, but totse is just a collective of every one crazy, creepy and just plain weird. I'm sure you've got some good stories.

Some early childhood trauma must've made you hate straws, beer, and suspenders. You were probably raped with straws by a drunkard wearing suspenders.

quote:Originally posted by Graah:

Some early childhood trauma must've made you hate straws, beer, and suspenders. You were probably raped with straws by a drunkard wearing suspenders.

I fucking love beer. That's why I was disgusted to see it drank through a straw. It's just gross and prissy.

Also, suspenders are fucking ugmo. Nuff said.

quote:Originally posted by Graah:

Some early childhood trauma must've made you hate straws, beer, and suspenders. You were probably raped with straws by a drunkard wearing suspenders.

LAWL.

On topic: He kept calling me "Tiger". He was an annoying little preppy rich boy metro-fag.

REAL MEN CUT WOOD AND KILL WILD ANIMALS

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

she lost my ninja turtles beach towel.

lol, did you at least hit her?

If I saw someone drinking beer with a straw I'd smack them.

But I wear suspenders all the time.

I <3 them.

B ut I wear some pretty stupid things.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I fucking love beer. That's why I was disgusted to see it drank through a straw. It's just gross and prissy.

I hear you! Beer is great, it's honestly my favorite way to get drunk, and drinking it out of the straw is just gay...even for women. Also, I may be 16 and American, but I can proudly say I have never had Miller or Bud, and tried Fosters only once and realized it was shit beer.

quote:Originally posted by shiva:

REAL MEN CUT WOOD AND KILL WILD ANIMALS

Me deciding to lay the smack down at the local zoo... (http://i5.tinypic.com/49h6uqw.png)

I once didn't date a beautiful girl because I thought it was strange that she enjoyed videogames.

quote:Originally posted by casanova:

I once didn't date a beautiful girl because I thought it was strange that she enjoyed videogames.

Girls that play video games are cool I reckon. I turn off girls for all sorts of little things. I think it's pretty disgusting of me because of my own imperfections so I won't mention them.

Holy shit, you have Jerry Seinfelditis too!?

I break up with girls for rediculous reasons!

And here I was thinking it was just me.

When I was a girl I dumped a guy for cutting his hair.

He looked really weird to me with it short.



I dumped a guy once because I thought he was obsessed with sex. I guess I didn't know enough about guys at the time. But...seriously...that's all he thought about. I needed intellectual stimulation and he was lacking that. He was good in bed though.

I kinda, sorta dumped a guy because he was too good looking. (He looked like Tom Cruise) I hooked him up with a girlfriend of mine though. (And no, he and I never had sex...but they did...)



/shrugs

Everything always evens out for me, just like Jerry Seinfeld.

I broke up with a girl once because she would never smile, she even managed to frown while laughing.

I stopped going out with a girl because cheese was her favorite food.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Me deciding to lay the smack down at the local zoo... (http://i5.tinypic.com/49h6uqw.png)

uffffffffff lol!

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

When I was a girl

quote:Originally posted by camper velourium:



Yeah that puzzled me too, i came to the conclusion she was speaking in reference to her younger years.

One time, a girl broke up with me 'cuz i threatened suicide during an argument. Psh, what an immature bitch.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

It's just gross and prissy.



Maybe your ideal partner might be a man

I once dumped a gal 'cause she had stumpy thumbs.

But to be fair she also listened to the Plain White T's...

-F☺rd

I broke up with this one girl i dated for like a year because it turned out that she was a compulsive/pathological liar.

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

she was a compulsive/pathological liar.

That's a pretty good reason to break up with some one.

I guess this would be my "stupidest breakup"- however, I consider this a 100% legit reason for ending a relationship. Note: 3 strikes rule in effect.

Strike one: your != you are

Strike two: A SUV (Sports utility vehicle) is not called a "big car"

Strike three: "i hate caffeine" - 'nuff said

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

she lost my ninja turtles beach towel. i was 18, and we'd been going out for over 6 months. and i had second towel exactly the same as the one she lost.



Awesome

He was a Republican.

he had a pet turtle that slept in his bed with him. =/

He ran up my phone bill.

quote:Originally posted by hungryhippie:

He was a Republican.

Nice of you to be so openminded, Che.

quote:Originally posted by hungryhippie:

He was a Republican.

So instead of sticking around and showing him what a good person you can be while still not sharing his political views and perhaps show him the errors of his ways, you would rather reinforce his views into thinking anyone who isn't a Republican is a commie whore?

Yeah, way to go. Then again, I have learned to be extremely open minded politically when meeting people, as 99% of teenagers aren't smart enough to be libertarian.

i recently broke up with a chick because I found her laugh to be quite annoying.