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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-02-14, 11:17
Noobuntililearn Noobuntililearn is offline
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Default So, this valentines day, who is

Sat at home, listening to crap rap music about bitches been shit, sipping whiskey and remisining and feeling blue.
 #2 
Old 2007-02-14, 11:20
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Valentines day is only a free sex coupon for me, really...

Maybe that's what I'ss start calling it... Free sex day!
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Old 2007-02-14, 11:21
Noobuntililearn Noobuntililearn is offline
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quote:Originally posted by NuclearWinter:

Valentines day is only a free sex coupon for me, really...

Maybe that's what I'ss start calling it... Free sex day!

Lucky you, although I might have another gf by the end of the week
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Old 2007-02-14, 11:57
Flock Flock is offline
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Yeah, but your hand can't get up and walk to the kitchen to make you a sammich while you're still lying in bed after that blowjob.
 #5 
Old 2007-02-14, 11:58
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I'm going to go to work and exaust myself completely, then we'll see. I've got options.
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Old 2007-02-14, 11:59
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I am the Alpha and the Omega
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quote:Originally posted by Noobuntililearn:

Sat at home, listening to crap rap music about bitches been shit, sipping whiskey and remisining and feeling blue.

Replace rap music with rock and whiskey with vokda and that's pretty much me.
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Old 2007-02-14, 12:03
MaddMan MaddMan is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Winston_smith:

Replace rap music with rock and whiskey with vokda and that's pretty much me.

Ditto.
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Old 2007-02-14, 13:39
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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I might be....I hope not. I'm sorta in a complicated relationship with a girl...but there's a chance I might not get to see her today because of some fucked up BS...if thats the case, then ya i'll either sit in my room, posting here or something while drinking...or more likely I'll go out and try to pick up some lonely skank at the bar....
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Old 2007-02-14, 13:46
Ouster Ouster is offline
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The girlfriend is 200 miles away, currently showing people around her Uni. So, I'm in my room alone today listening to some death metal.
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Old 2007-02-14, 15:54
Paul Kemp Paul Kemp is offline
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Default Re: So, this valentines day, who is

Trying to distract myself right now with something not self-destructive, by finishing up readings for my Terror and Terrorism class, but not going so well. At least until the liquor store opens.

Then yes, I'll be watching movies, drinking vodka, and wallowing in self loathing. Then go to the bar to finish up my complete self fuck over.

So pretty much a standard day for me.
 #11 
Old 2007-02-14, 15:58
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why the fuck do people care about valentines day so god damn much? it's just another stupid fucking day with douchebags whining about how they suck at life.
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Old 2007-02-14, 16:04
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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I miss the days when I was into rap, I'd just put on Bitches Ain't Shit by Snoop Dogg and sit on my hand tilll it got numb an give myself a 'stranger'.

Fucking hell, how come there's no good rock music that's demaning to women?
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Old 2007-02-14, 16:06
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quote:Originally posted by Bean_Doodle:



Fucking hell, how come there's no good rock music that's demaning to women?

Are you kidding me?

Try some GG Allin:

On your knees cunt

I kick you in the face

Do what I fucking say

Or I'm gonna slash your face

You worthless two-faced cunt

With your nose in the air

I'll break your fucking nose

And shit all over you

Sit on my face bitch, til I get off

Be my fucking whore

When I'm done I'll piss in your mouth

Be my fucking whore

Sit on my face cunt, til I get off

When I'm done I'll light a cigarette

and piss in your mouth

And I'll kick you, you fucker

You're just a piece of worthless shit

You're nothing to me

Just get down and suck it

Suck it, suck it

Be my fucking whore

Get, get down and

Be my fucking whore

Be my fucking whore

Be my fucking whore

Be my fucking whore

Be my fucking whore!
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Old 2007-02-14, 16:48
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Default Re: So, this valentines day, who is

I got off with a chick last night, which is at least a start..

Was kind of hungover today and didn't really do anything, been sat here on totse scratching my nuts listening to random music.

Probably will go to the gym now, then cooking dinner, helping out flatmate with something and going out on the razz again, I'm sure a good looking Irish guy can get some hot drunken lonely chick on valentines night..
 #15 
Old 2007-02-14, 17:03
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I'm going to a big house party and gonna see what happens.
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Old 2007-02-14, 17:30
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quote:Originally posted by Noobuntililearn:

Sat at home, listening to crap rap music about bitches been shit, sipping whiskey and remisining and feeling blue.

That's a really fucking bad song. No wonder you're so depressed.
 
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