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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-02-14, 11:17
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Noobuntililearn 
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So, this valentines day, who is
Sat at home, listening to crap rap music about bitches been shit, sipping whiskey and remisining and feeling blue.
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#2
 2007-02-14, 11:20
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BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
Valentines day is only a free sex coupon for me, really...
Maybe that's what I'ss start calling it... Free sex day!
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#3
 2007-02-14, 11:21
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Noobuntililearn 
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
quote:Originally posted by NuclearWinter:
Valentines day is only a free sex coupon for me, really...
Maybe that's what I'ss start calling it... Free sex day!
Lucky you, although I might have another gf by the end of the week 
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#4
 2007-02-14, 11:57
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Flock 
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
Yeah, but your hand can't get up and walk to the kitchen to make you a sammich while you're still lying in bed after that blowjob.
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#5
 2007-02-14, 11:58
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
I'm going to go to work and exaust myself completely, then we'll see. I've got options.
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#6
 2007-02-14, 11:59
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I am the Alpha and the Omega
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
quote:Originally posted by Noobuntililearn:
Sat at home, listening to crap rap music about bitches been shit, sipping whiskey and remisining and feeling blue.
Replace rap music with rock and whiskey with vokda and that's pretty much me.
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#7
 2007-02-14, 12:03
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MaddMan 
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
quote:Originally posted by Winston_smith:
Replace rap music with rock and whiskey with vokda and that's pretty much me.
Ditto.
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#8
 2007-02-14, 13:39
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chickenpoop 
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
I might be....I hope not. I'm sorta in a complicated relationship with a girl...but there's a chance I might not get to see her today because of some fucked up BS...if thats the case, then ya i'll either sit in my room, posting here or something while drinking...or more likely I'll go out and try to pick up some lonely skank at the bar....
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#9
 2007-02-14, 13:46
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Ouster 
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
The girlfriend is 200 miles away, currently showing people around her Uni. So, I'm in my room alone today listening to some death metal.
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#10
 2007-02-14, 15:54
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Paul Kemp 
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
Trying to distract myself right now with something not self-destructive, by finishing up readings for my Terror and Terrorism class, but not going so well. At least until the liquor store opens.
Then yes, I'll be watching movies, drinking vodka, and wallowing in self loathing. Then go to the bar to finish up my complete self fuck over.
So pretty much a standard day for me.
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#11
 2007-02-14, 15:58
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
why the fuck do people care about valentines day so god damn much? it's just another stupid fucking day with douchebags whining about how they suck at life.
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#12
 2007-02-14, 16:04
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
I miss the days when I was into rap, I'd just put on Bitches Ain't Shit by Snoop Dogg and sit on my hand tilll it got numb an give myself a 'stranger'.
Fucking hell, how come there's no good rock music that's demaning to women?
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#13
 2007-02-14, 16:06
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
quote:Originally posted by Bean_Doodle:
Fucking hell, how come there's no good rock music that's demaning to women?
Are you kidding me?
Try some GG Allin:
On your knees cunt
I kick you in the face
Do what I fucking say
Or I'm gonna slash your face
You worthless two-faced cunt
With your nose in the air
I'll break your fucking nose
And shit all over you
Sit on my face bitch, til I get off
Be my fucking whore
When I'm done I'll piss in your mouth
Be my fucking whore
Sit on my face cunt, til I get off
When I'm done I'll light a cigarette
and piss in your mouth
And I'll kick you, you fucker
You're just a piece of worthless shit
You're nothing to me
Just get down and suck it
Suck it, suck it
Be my fucking whore
Get, get down and
Be my fucking whore
Be my fucking whore
Be my fucking whore
Be my fucking whore
Be my fucking whore!
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#14
 2007-02-14, 16:48
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
I got off with a chick last night, which is at least a start..
Was kind of hungover today and didn't really do anything, been sat here on totse scratching my nuts listening to random music.
Probably will go to the gym now, then cooking dinner, helping out flatmate with something and going out on the razz again, I'm sure a good looking Irish guy can get some hot drunken lonely chick on valentines night..
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#15
 2007-02-14, 17:03
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stream 
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
I'm going to a big house party and gonna see what happens.
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#16
 2007-02-14, 17:30
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Re: So, this valentines day, who is
quote:Originally posted by Noobuntililearn:
Sat at home, listening to crap rap music about bitches been shit, sipping whiskey and remisining and feeling blue.
That's a really fucking bad song. No wonder you're so depressed.
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