well i was at a rave and this one guy caught my eye. i walked up closer to him and he dropped one of his glow sticks akwardly. i saw this as a minor flirt so i "tapped" his shoulder to ask him where he was from. he looked at me funny and started walking towards the bathroom so i thought he wanted me to follow.

i followed him into the bathroom and my morbidly obese friend to see what he was up to. he started pulling out his penis so my friend took her purse and knocked him on the side of the head. he collapsed, and in desperation to revive him, i started giving him a bj.

after he wouldn't wake up, me and my friend decided to leave the party in fear of a attempted murder charge. right now i found a website where he apparently says that i raped him.



[This message has been edited by CNKOMMANDO (edited 02-14-2007).]

Are those new verses?

you missed the WHOLE point of Bel Air.

You fail.

Lame

=[ /suicide

that was terrible

Hahahahaha! In a desperate attempt to revive him, you gave him a blowjob? Hahaha, do us all a favor and become a nurse or something.

there was a post with the same/opposite story. so you think they are related

quote:Originally posted by Macdaddy4738:

you missed the WHOLE point of Bel Air.

You fail.

Theif! Macdaddy is my real-life nickname- and I thought I was the only one...