I consulted with webMD and all it said was

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Call your health professional today if you answer "Yes" to the following question.

Yes

Do you have a painless lump in your scrotum or on a testicle?


basically I was in guatemala and i slept in a sleeping bag that belonged to a hermit and i think like some worms dug into my nutsack.

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you must have done something that made you even more manly than ever and one of your balls doubled in size, keep whatever it is youre doing up so that they can even out and if theyre actually freakishly big and all maybe you could get into porn. why do you people think so negatively about stuff? look on the bright side of things.

Go see a doctor. Jack is going to tell you this, then close your thread.

not getting one will be a huge pain in the balls for you

You have testicular torsion. Your ball is going to DIE unless you get to the ER NOW!

Trust me a friend of mine had this, and his left nut had to get removed.

Don't do anything after reading this except go to the ER, please!!!!

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Nah, i'm just shitting you. I have no idea what's going on with your scrotum, and neither does any other totsean.

"...and last March I was sleeping with a girl and she accidentally kneed me in the balls a few times."

Dear God did that make me laugh harder than I should have.

Well, you're fucked.

Sounds like cancer to me. There is a thread on home surgery in RIY.

that sir is called a "testicle"