yea...

so this is like the second chick that said something along the lines of:

"I can't be with you because your always doing stupid shit and always doing drugs, and someday your gonna die."

I love drugs with a passion, but honestly I've been addicted before, and while I do a lot of drugs now (high everyday doing 10+ drugs a week) I can say im not addicted to anything but smoking because I switch up my drugs so often.

anyway, So... I love drugs with a passion, and would never give them up (I think im addicted to DOING drugs) I have incredible smoothness and whatnot when it comes to chicks. but I can never keep them for more than a month or so, because they get sick of the drugs.

any advice?

(if it's get off the drugs, then don't bother.)

Go after chicks who do drugs.

Find a girl that is into drugs.

Find a girl that does the drugs with you.

quote:Originally posted by hashish:

Go after chicks who do drugs.

I love really chill chicks that do drugs. my favorite is this little blond chick I've known for years who can outdrink any fucking guy I know, ahahaha.

As simple as the advice is they provided, it's really hard to find a keeper! most girls who do drugs are even dumber, more airheaded, even more oblivious than sober girls and think they're cool for their habits, when in reality they're stupid little burnout girls.

beware! find one worth giving drugs to!

that's a fucking amazing idea.

I only know like 1 chick who does nearly as many drugs as I do. It's hard to find a chick that can keep up with me.

I remember the last time I tried getting high with this chick... she passed out after about an hour, and me and my buddies went on for about another 5 or 6 hours until there were only 2 of us left standing. =)

but yea, I guess i'll try to find some chicks that are into drugs.

just as long as they have a nice pussy and arn't addicted to meth.

Find a girl who's really into drugs too. But watch out for the girls that are after free drugs.

I rather get fucked up then fucked.

Hahahha! Well I'm guessing she didn't let you snort a line off her ass then!

nope she didn't let me snort a line off her ass...

but she kinda broke it off after I asked her about it...

and then gave me this speech about how she's tired of the drugs and illegal shit I do.

so it's all good. Im just gonna get high tonight.

and chicks that are after free drugs are annoying at best.

quote:Originally posted by NaRcO:

Hahahha! Well I'm guessing she didn't let you snort a line off her ass then!

I don't understand this fascination? I've always preferred to do mine off the little flat part between their stomach and pussy, a lot easier surface to work with.

tell her to go fuck herself. say why should you choose her over drugs when shes the one making life difficult? i doubt your dealers or your drugs themselves nag at you to stop spending so much time with your lady. theyre perfectly fine with it all. but her. well she just bitches and complains like a greedy self-centered whore. you should kill her. how you ask? like this...

you see since youre killing her in order to get rid of the problems she makes out of the way you like to personally enjoy yourself. so what you need to do is kill her so that if she were still alive after she was killed she would admit pwnage. so start getting some oxycontins and crush them up, put them in every one of her meals that you can every day.if you arent able to get oxycontin then i suggest you steal a truck and run over some old people and then take them to the hospital and then steal their meds, it sounds wrong but senior citizens arent people, theyre like zombies but the stage of zombism right before you are officially a zombie. its like theyre already dead but havent adjusted to it yet so they have no memory or hearing or anything. anyway injure a few pre-zombie people and steal their medication that will be oxy because you made sure you went really fast before hitting them with that truck.

so you take those OC's and put them in every one of her meals and obviously not let her know.do this for a few months. she will have developed a physical addiction to the drug. one day when youre at home and shes not, start smoking some pot, knowing she'll be coming in soon so she can catch you. she'll blow up, youll defend yourself the way you always rightfully do. because she has no right to tell you what to inhale. oxygen is cool for some people, the vapor of the burned buds from an illegal plant is what you choose to keep your lungs occupied with. eventually give up and tell her shes a hypocrit and leave. call her in a couple of days, knowing she will be having withdrawals. call the police and tell them you found that stolen truck you heard about (the one you stole to hurt the old people) and tell them that you found your girl in the drivers seat. she will be arrested and drug tested and will test positive and get the appropriate charges.

you will be able to fuck her anytime you want and keep using drugs while being with her all you want as long as you keep throwing that in her face as nothing she says would be able to convince anyone shes anything but an addict. and youll have her right where you want her, and you, the girl, and your precious precious drugs will all live together.

then suffocate her while she sleeps because youve decided you dont want to be with a drug addict.

then cut her open and eat her organs and drink her blood in desperation of getting a fix of SOMETHING that might still be left in her because dude you fucked up a relationship over fucking DRUGS and did it MORE THAN ONCE? clearly you are scum.

^^^ROFL <3

S&A.