Here's how the story goes.

I've been dating my girlfriend Melissa for three weeks on Saturday. I really like her. She's really funny and knows how to make me smile.

Well, yesterday after school I go over to Melissa's house and we do things that start to lead up to sex. Melissa and I haven't had sex yet, so this was going to be special for us.

Eventually she takes my pants and boxers off and then stops and looks at my penis and cocks her head. (No pun) Then she tells me that she can't do this and walks into the other room.

I proceed to get dressed again and ask her what's wrong. She tells me that she can't have sex with me cause my penis is shaved.

...WTF is that shit? At first I think she's joking so I kind of laugh and sarcastically say, "Oh what, you like little pubic hairs tickling your cooter when you're doing it?"

She got pissed at me for that and tells me "hairless penises are gross, get the fuck out of my house."

So I leave, I'm pissed. I'm not even gonna call that bitch again.

What do you guys think her problem is? Have any of you ever experienced this before?

HAHAHAHA!! Fuckin' owned!

This is why I don't fuck concious girls.

run over he cat and glue it to your balls as a temporary solution while you wait for your natural pubes to grow back. this will show you are able to make sacrifices to save the relationship and display to her how committed you are, as well as prepare you both for getting by in life together, because that generally will require you to budget together. and catfood is expensive. well at least that fancy feast brand i used to buy is. sure there are many other cheaper brands, but once youve tasted "ocean whitefish and tuna with gravy" from this special brand from purina, then all other catfood is pure shit.

Maybe because you used the word "cooter"

I approve of plehem12 and everything he does in life.

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

I approve of plehem12 and everything he does in life.

Is it safe to say that she's just crazy?

Or maybe she was just looking for an excuse to break up with me.

Or even more creepy, she might have a hair fetish

Look at it this way:

If she is going to break up with you over a preference of pubic hair, she's worthless.

If she uses pubic hair preference as an excuse to break up with you instead of the real reasons, she's a worthless coward.

Don't worry about it. She's immature.

Wow, she must really have something against guys being shaved. Maybe she had a creepy uncle or something...

quote:Originally posted by malaria:

Look at it this way:

If she is going to break up with you over a preference of pubic hair, she's worthless.

If she uses pubic hair preference as an excuse to break up with you instead of the real reasons, she's a worthless coward.

Don't worry about it. She's immature.

She doesn't find the penis of a 10 year old boy attractive.