OK Ive got a story, and i will try to make it short for you guys..basicly, I just want some sense made out of it.

OK for the record im 20.

Anyway, I went to this party at my friends apt. the night went well I got pretty drunk and extremely high, as the night went on, this 17 year old chick that was there began to get sort of friendly with me, as in, placing her hand on my leg. Well later that night I saw an empty chair and curled up in it, and sure enough, a few minutes later, she came over and sat beside me and basicly spooned me...she was holding me so tight i could feel the heat from her vag. There were also points in time where she casually placed her hand in my crotch area or played with my hair.

Well heres the kicker...she has a BF, and i knew this so I tried not to get to friendly (but i didnt stop her from what she was doing hehe). Well the next day she text messaged me (I dunno how she got my number) and said who she was then asked "Do you have a girlfriend? My friend wants to know."

Well, the crazy thing is, is that she really was asking for her friend! She set me up with her best friend, the next day after she basicly molested me...So what gives?

O and she also says she doesnt remember much of what happen cause she was drunk, which i think is a cop out because im pretty sure she knew what she was doing.

How well do you know her boyfriend? If he's one of your buddies, I'd tell him.

But if you don't really know him, then fuck it. It seems like you win, you got touched by a girl last night, and her friend wants to hook up with you. You must have left a good impression.

fuck her while you set things up with the friend and then fuck her too. then find out who the first girls boyfriend is and fuck him. then fuck them all at the same time. then kill them and store their corpses in your freezer, taking one of them out every day to fuck their cold hard underaged slutty bodies. first youll have to come up with some sort of schedule to decide which corpse you fuck on which day, but you could just post this again in humanities and im sure someone will make a schedule for you so you wont have to waste time doing that when you could be out committing more homosexual statutory rape, murder, and necrophilia. keep us updated.

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

fuck her while you set things up with the friend and then fuck her too. then find out who the first girls boyfriend is and fuck him. then fuck them all at the same time. then kill them and store their corpses in your freezer, taking one of them out every day to fuck their cold hard underaged slutty bodies. first youll have to come up with some sort of schedule to decide which corpse you fuck on which day, but you could just post this again in humanities and im sure someone will make a schedule for you so you wont have to waste time doing that when you could be out committing more homosexual statutory rape, murder, and necrophilia. keep us updated.

Actually, only one is underage, the friend is 18, SCORE!

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

fuck her while you set things up with the friend and then fuck her too.

All you need to know.

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

fuck her while you set things up with the friend and then fuck her too.

I woulda probably took this route too.

i suppose you are both right in thats all he needs to know from my advice, but he'll get a lot more if he follows my plan in its completed form. with enough motivation he can have a frozen dead body to sodomize for every day of the year, then get new ones for the next year while keeping his favorites from the previous and discarding the rest. over time he will develop a necrophiliac pedophilic dream team of frozen corpses to have sex with. and really, isnt that what life is about? next time, think about others when giving advice. sure you may know how to do what i wrote out already, but this kid is still young and hasnt figured out how to get laid on a regular basic yet still be indoors online constantly. hes just growing up, he needs to be not only told these things, but assured from other peers that the information/advice given is true and sound. so please, edit your posts to include my entire post. think of the children.

She likes you but is taken. She likes her friend and thinks you two would hit it off. What's the problem in that?

If you like her friend then thank her for introducing the two of you and go out.

Have a threesome.

Girls are crazy so listen carefully.

Upon learning that her friend liked you she took it upon herself to "get you". Why? Not because she actually liked you, but because her friend liked you. This may not make sense to you, but among groups of girls it's totally normal and expected that they stab each other in the back, ruthlessly, while still remaining "best friends". Since you didn't sleep with her, she's telling her friend you're a good guy. Almost like she protected her friend from dating you by testing you first. So now she has another brownie point with this girls she will ultimately end up royally fucking over and she escapes any real confrontation. Are you going to say anything?

Or she was just being a dumb, drunk slut.

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

i suppose you are both right in thats all he needs to know from my advice, but he'll get a lot more if he follows my plan in its completed form. with enough motivation he can have a frozen dead body to sodomize for every day of the year, then get new ones for the next year while keeping his favorites from the previous and discarding the rest. over time he will develop a necrophiliac pedophilic dream team of frozen corpses to have sex with. and really, isnt that what life is about? next time, think about others when giving advice. sure you may know how to do what i wrote out already, but this kid is still young and hasnt figured out how to get laid on a regular basic yet still be indoors online constantly. hes just growing up, he needs to be not only told these things, but assured from other peers that the information/advice given is true and sound. so please, edit your posts to include my entire post. think of the children.



Why does there always have to be someone who makes bullshit responses...I made a serious post and wanted serious answers. Im not young im fucking 20, and although ive been with plenty of girls, I fail to see how that has anything to do with the fact that one girl seemingly likes me but then hooks me up with her best friend... PS: Lick my nuts.

PSS: thanks for all the serious replies, i think Im gonna just forget about the girl with the BF and persue the friend, who is hotter anyway

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Girls are crazy so listen carefully.

Upon learning that her friend liked you she took it upon herself to "get you". Why? Not because she actually liked you, but because her friend liked you. This may not make sense to you, but among groups of girls it's totally normal and expected that they stab each other in the back, ruthlessly, while still remaining "best friends". Since you didn't sleep with her, she's telling her friend you're a good guy. Almost like she protected her friend from dating you by testing you first. So now she has another brownie point with this girls she will ultimately end up royally fucking over and she escapes any real confrontation. Are you going to say anything?

Or she was just being a dumb, drunk slut.

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quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

fuck her while you set things up with the friend and then fuck her too. then find out who the first girls boyfriend is and fuck him. then fuck them all at the same time. then kill them and store their corpses in your freezer, taking one of them out every day to fuck their cold hard underaged slutty bodies. first youll have to come up with some sort of schedule to decide which corpse you fuck on which day, but you could just post this again in humanities and im sure someone will make a schedule for you so you wont have to waste time doing that when you could be out committing more homosexual statutory rape, murder, and necrophilia. keep us updated.

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quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Girls are crazy so listen carefully.

Upon learning that her friend liked you she took it upon herself to "get you". Why? Not because she actually liked you, but because her friend liked you. This may not make sense to you, but among groups of girls it's totally normal and expected that they stab each other in the back, ruthlessly, while still remaining "best friends". Since you didn't sleep with her, she's telling her friend you're a good guy. Almost like she protected her friend from dating you by testing you first. So now she has another brownie point with this girls she will ultimately end up royally fucking over and she escapes any real confrontation. Are you going to say anything?

Or she was just being a dumb, drunk slut.



Im actually just going to forget it happened, and be friends with both of them... I still have this feeling that the chick with the BF secretly wants me, but im going to hook up with her friend anyway (if all goes well).

my post was a serious reply like the others. its just that im retarded. but when the other guys' plans dont work ill be thawing out the corpse of the late jonbenet the child model and smoking cheap cigars without a care in the world.

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

my post was a serious reply like the others. its just that im retarded. but when the other guys' plans dont work ill be thawing out the corpse of the late jonbenet the child model and smoking cheap cigars without a care in the world.



mmmmm, thawing.

plehem, you're still one of my favourite tweeked trolls.

Fuzi0n, you're taking a good approach.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

plehem, you're still one of my favourite tweeked trolls.

Fuzi0n, you're taking a good approach.

thanks mang. its too bad i cant do this as much as i used to, i miss making these posts. but i suppose now that meth plehem is being allowed out to play once a month or so it makes every tweaked out post all the more special. cherish these moments euda <3

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

thanks mang. its too bad i cant do this as much as i used to, i miss making these posts. but i suppose now that meth plehem is being allowed out to play once a month or so it makes every tweaked out post all the more special. cherish these moments euda <3

a tweaking plehem = a happy totse

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

a tweaking plehem = a happy totse

true that. totse isnt keeping up with me today though unfortunatly. ive got 3 totse tabs open, S&A BLTC and SG, and i have a tab of another forum i go to that i post the same crap at open and i still sit here and have to hit refresh until theres a new thread or a reply to one of my posts.

i need material folks! something to work off of! i can do it with anything but i just need SOMETHING

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

true that. totse isnt keeping up with me today though unfortunatly. ive got 3 totse tabs open, S&A BLTC and SG, and i have a tab of another forum i go to that i post the same crap at open and i still sit here and have to hit refresh until theres a new thread or a reply to one of my posts.

i need material folks! something to work off of! i can do it with anything but i just need SOMETHING

I'm trying to keep up but im pretty much just sitting around stoned looking out the window and pretending to do school work.

quote:Originally posted by Fuzi0nX:



Im actually just going to forget it happened, and be friends with both of them... I still have this feeling that the chick with the BF secretly wants me, but im going to hook up with her friend anyway (if all goes well).

Remember, they're crazy.

My boyfriend says to fuck everyone you can, until your dick falls off or until you get someone pregnant. And don't forget to enjoy.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Girls are crazy so listen carefully.

Upon learning that her friend liked you she took it upon herself to "get you". Why? Not because she actually liked you, but because her friend liked you. This may not make sense to you, but among groups of girls it's totally normal and expected that they stab each other in the back, ruthlessly, while still remaining "best friends". Since you didn't sleep with her, she's telling her friend you're a good guy. Almost like she protected her friend from dating you by testing you first. So now she has another brownie point with this girls she will ultimately end up royally fucking over and she escapes any real confrontation. Are you going to say anything?

Or she was just being a dumb, drunk slut.

*laughs*



A variation on: "Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer"?