it took my girl 2 months to give me a blowjob, and she only did it 4 times. now its been a month since the last one. how do i talk her into starting up agian

Go down on her. A lot.

i use to go down on her alot, but she saz she's never in the mood for it anymore

Not sure the age/experience here. When I didn't want to suck my boyfriend's dick or he didn't want to go down on me it was because we lost interest in each other. Oral is usually a more intimate act that straight up fucking. If she doesn't want you to go down then you might want to ask her if she is enjoying the sex between you both and if not either fix it or break up. If she is willing to smoke your cock with her mouth then she better be willing to tell you if she still wants you and what you can do to make her happy.

On a side note, there are A LOT of girls that will suck your cock out there. You might want to point out to her that it is a guarantee that a 69 session won't get her pregnant.

Get a new one.

Learn to suck your own dick so you do not have to pressure your girlfriend into doing it.

quote:Originally posted by Flyingpiggs:

Learn to suck your own dick so you do not have to pressure your girlfriend into doing it.

lol.

i wonder if any guys on totse can do this. I've heard of it before, but im pretty sure the guys had some ribs removed or something.

On topic, maybe its because shes not horny. get her horny!

Bullshit!! That's just a Marilyn Manson myth.

give to recieve

She tried it.

Evidently she doesn't like it.

Deal with it.

Maybe you have a smelly penis!

hate to break it to you, but you're girl just isn't interested, maybe she's still interested in you but not fucking around, you should ask her about it, beside that, i enjoy sex more than a bj so i wouldn't sweat it

A little splatter of honey or chocolate on the tip, and she'll lick it all clean to get your creamy filling.

ok heres what you gotta do. first remember that women are inferior to normal testicle-equipped humans. so often times when you want to get them to do certain things you really have no other option than to just ignore their cute femenine rights make believe game and treat them like the mobile multi-holed sex units with man-like speech feature they all are. youve seen how parents get their kids to eat baby food im sure. they taste it first then smile real big and say "mmmmm! yummy!" to show the kid what to do and that its good. you need to apply that method to your problem. invite your girlfriend over when your dad or brother or someone that you know well that owns a penis. bring her in the room your unsuspecting relative is in at the time and say hi, make some friendly chit chat for a couple minutes. then go over to your make relative and yank down his pants and underwear and immediatly drop to your knees and begin sucking dick. then after a couple of moments look over to your girl and put a big smile on and rub your tummy with delight, then proceed to exclaim how super terrific that was. curiousity will get the best of her female brain and she will take your lead like the sheep they all are to men and inform you that she too would like a penis in her mouth, to which you would offer her yours, which will make her feel special and loved, earning you a better chance at forgiveness when she finds out you did the same thing to her little sister the week before to practice this strategy, which then will potentially eventually gain you some "i still love you despite your rapist cheating ways" anal.

update us on how it turns out.

^^^

Lolz

Ask her?

What a bitch.

1. Get a new one

2. Tell her to

3. Force her to

quote:Originally posted by DarkPrincessRed:

lol.

i wonder if any guys on totse can do this. I've heard of it before, but im pretty sure the guys had some ribs removed or something.



I can. It's kinda disappointing, though. Not nearly as good as I expected. Probably the awkward position I have to get into... and I can't really reach the shaft, just the head. Normal masturbating feels better, and is a lot easier on your body.

quote:Originally posted by DarkPrincessRed:

lol.

i wonder if any guys on totse can do this. I've heard of it before, but im pretty sure the guys had some ribs removed or something.

On topic, maybe its because shes not horny. get her horny!

You don't need to take ribs out. It has nothing to do with that. It's all about elasticity of the spine. It just takes a little practice, and you can't be hung like a hamster.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

A little splatter of honey or chocolate on the tip, and she'll lick it all clean to get your creamy filling.



*gag/shudders*

quote:Originally posted by DarkPrincessRed:

lol.

i wonder if any guys on totse can do this. I've heard of it before, but im pretty sure the guys had some ribs removed or something.

On topic, maybe its because shes not horny. get her horny!



*waits for an official "can you give yourself a bj" thread*

beat her.

Fuck her mom.

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

ok heres what you gotta do. first remember that women are inferior to normal testicle-equipped humans. so often times when you want to get them to do certain things you really have no other option than to just ignore their cute femenine rights make believe game and treat them like the mobile multi-holed sex units with man-like speech feature they all are.

LOL, that was the most anti-feminine thing I've ever heard.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

I can. It's kinda disappointing, though. Not nearly as good as I expected. Probably the awkward position I have to get into... and I can't really reach the shaft, just the head. Normal masturbating feels better, and is a lot easier on your body.

I can do it as well, or at least I used to be able to. My back gets sore after too long, and it's pretty uncomfortable.