So I happened to see one of those eHarmony commercials, with all of the happy couples and whatnot, and that got me thinking: do I have a perfect match? I figured that in a world of six and a half billion, there's sure to be somebody, but I don't know what the odds of my finding said person are. So I was wondering what the closest I'd be able to find is.

The girl that is closest to my ideal is a girl that I know personally. She's all of five feet tall, but she's the most violent, sadistic, and sexy girl I know. Sadly, she's far left and cares far too much about such things as the children in Africa for her and I to be compatible.

That brings me to the point of this topic. Realizing that my closest match to date is basically a freak (like me), I figured that the best place to find such girls would be Totse (freaks in the best sense of the word, ladies).

Now that you all have a general idea of what I'm looking for, I was wondering if there are any girls on Totse to satisfy the following qualifications.

1.) Atheist

2.) Violent/sadistic

3.) Attractive (in a pale, victorian/quasi-gothic kind of way)

4.) Intelligent

5.) Classy

6.) Quiet, antisocial, and sociopathic (like me)

I'm not expecting many hits on this, but do us all a favor and save your flamings for Bitch and Moan.

quote:Originally posted by I AM THE ANTICHRIST:

1.) Atheist

2.) Violent/sadistic

3.) Attractive (in a pale, victorian/quasi-gothic kind of way)

4.) Intelligent

5.) Classy

6.) Quiet, antisocial, and sociopathic (like me)



1) Check.

2) No.

3) Maybe.

4) Yes.

5) Uh...

6) Quiet and antisocial, yes, sociopathic, no.

7) I have a boyfriend, but I just felt like filling in your checklist.

I'm not going to flame, because I can't criticize what I pity.

What you need is to sort your life out boy. If you're sociopathic, anti-social and violent you need to get fixed. These aren't good qualities, in fact it's time for the shrink.

So please don't go around strangling cats and knifing people to attract girls, go see the head doctor.

If you're quiet, trying and be more asocial rather than antisocial.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

1) Check.

2) No.

3) Maybe.

4) Yes.

5) Uh...

6) Quiet and antisocial, yes, sociopathic, no.

7) I have a boyfriend, but I just felt like filling in your checklist.

that's kind of...stupid.

do you need boys to see you as desirable according to their checklists? and then get a kick out of shooting them down with "oh by the way, i have a boyfriend"? which we are all aware of, fyi.

Though I more than fill all of your qualifications, I am more attracted to REAL sociopaths, that do not need me to fulfill any aspect of their lives.

quote:Originally posted by I AM THE ANTICHRIST:



1.) Atheist

2.) Violent/sadistic

3.) Attractive (in a pale, victorian/quasi-gothic kind of way)

4.) Intelligent

5.) Classy

6.) Quiet, antisocial, and sociopathic (like me)

I'm not expecting many hits on this, but do us all a favor and save your flamings for Bitch and Moan.

1.) Yes

2.) Very big yes.

3.) Yup

4.) Again, a big yes

5.) Most of the time

6.) Yep.

So I'm your perfect girl We should totally chat on aim or something!

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 02-13-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

4) Yes.

You're not intelligent. Don't kid yourself.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

These aren't good qualities, in fact it's time for the shrink.

I thought you weren't supposed to change yourself for other people and they were supposed to love and accept you for who you are. At least you are willing to accept that's a bunch of bullshit though, unlike most of Totse.

Also, I AM THE ANTICHRIST, where do you live?

[This message has been edited by Byss (edited 02-13-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

You're not intelligent. Don't kid yourself

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

that's kind of...stupid.

do you need boys to see you as desirable according to their checklists? and then get a kick out of shooting them down with "oh by the way, i have a boyfriend"? which we are all aware of, fyi.

HERE HERE!!

quote:Originally posted by I AM THE ANTICHRIST:



1.) Atheist

2.) Violent/sadistic

3.) Attractive (in a pale, victorian/quasi-gothic kind of way)

4.) Intelligent

5.) Classy

6.) Quiet, antisocial, and sociopathic (like me)

I'm not expecting many hits on this, but do us all a favor and save your flamings for Bitch and Moan.



So, when are you going to sell yourself?

What do you have to offer?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

1.) Yes

2.) Very big yes.

3.) Yup

4.) Again, a big yes

5.) Most of the time

6.) Yep.

So I'm your perfect girl We should totally chat on aim or something!



Sweet deal, let's do it.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

I'm not going to flame, because I can't criticize what I pity.

What you need is to sort your life out boy. If you're sociopathic, anti-social and violent you need to get fixed. These aren't good qualities, in fact it's time for the shrink.

So please don't go around strangling cats and knifing people to attract girls, go see the head doctor.

Why would I ever want to change? I love being violent and sadistic. I don't care if people don't like me, I don't like them many thousands of times more than they could ever not like me.

P.S. I don't do this to attract girls - I've already come to terms with the fact that I'll be very alone my whole life. I like it that way.

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

Though I more than fill all of your qualifications, I am more attracted to REAL sociopaths, that do not need me to fulfill any aspect of their lives.

Hurry up and fall on my knife, bitch.

Anybody remember the tread where I said something like "If I could mold a girl out of clay I'd be the perfect boyfriend" and then everyone flamed me?

Well, that's the perfect girl.

Bah these threads. I have one reply.

I have her, and no I'm not going to describe her because I really can't. And no, I am not going to give her up to you hungry bastards >=

opposites attract

quote:Originally posted by magicdragonx420:

opposites attract

But Bonnie and Clyde were partners in crime.

quote:

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Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

4) Yes.

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You're not intelligent. Don't kid yourself.

sick-boy is very intelligent, for a girl.

quote:Originally posted by I AM THE ANTICHRIST:

Hurry up and fall on my knife, bitch.

Yawn..yes I supposes that is the only way you will possibly kill me..by accident. Since a pit faced, parent's house dwelling, fat bag of cunts like you will never grow a sack and exert ANY effort that might burn calories or take you away from www.ireallyameviliswear.ru (http://www.ireallyameviliswear.ru)

quote:Originally posted by I AM THE ANTICHRIST:



1.) Atheist

2.) Violent/sadistic

3.) Attractive (in a pale, victorian/quasi-gothic kind of way)

4.) Intelligent

5.) Classy

6.) Quiet, antisocial, and sociopathic (like me)



You're unlikely to get someone who ticks all the boxes.

I don't think I believe in god, but I don't think about it too deeply. I have a streak of sadistic tendencies(I can be cruel), but I'm not pale, and I don't know if I'm attractive to everyone. I'm intelligent, classy for the most part.. but I can be loud (I wonder if it's a turn off) and I'm not a sociopath. I'm somthing of an extrovert.

See what I mean? :P

I think you're best off not making a checklist, instead getting to know girls, and then your expectations and desires might change a little as you take a look around.

Things will be a lot easier then.

The perfect girl?

*looks at girl snuggled into my shoulder*

Yup.

I met a girl about a week ago. She's Austrian, a little quiet, maybe a little troubled, but she's looking more and more perfect every time we see eachother.

She'll be the perfect girl in my eyes soon, I think.

There is no perfect girl.

Reason I suggest such a thing is I think now and again about going into law enforcement after uni.

And lets face it, nobody needs some potential killer going around stabbing people, in fact these are the type of people it would be easier just to remove from society with bullets.

quote:Originally posted by I AM THE ANTICHRIST:

1.) Atheist

I'm by no means massively devout, I don't even attend church or pray(Usually), but whenever I read that someone is an atheist. I immediately conclude that they're an idiot.

Because they're usually one of those little kids that thinks it's "Non_conformist" to blame Christianity for everything.

In a few years you'll probably decide it's not cool to say you're sadistic, sociopathic, violent etc... maybe you should make this a bit more open ended.

Did you know that your perfect girl probably *might* fit under one or two of these?

Just because you see them as desirable traits conceptually, doesn't mean that when they're all mixed up in one person, that that girl is going to be right for you. She could have all that and be.. annoying. Or be annoyed my you.

My point is, there's nothing wrong with defining what you like, but treating your description as the be all, end all of women is going to get you burnt. People don't work like that. We're a little more complex. The human mind is an amazing thing. The traits you named do no dictate a certain personality. There's a million different ways someone could act who falls under those categories. And when you are attracted to someone, or fall in love, it's not because they're kick ass at concerts or put feet on the Jesus fish, it's because you actually enjoy spending time with each other. You enjo hearing what she has to say. You can learn and teach each other.

To me, the athiest thing is just ridiculous. Perhaps you could learn a lot from someone who does have belief in a higher power. Just because one is not athiest doesn't mean they're crazy Bible-thumping freaks.

But I suppose you'll learn all this later.

You're an idiot. A sociopath is someone who does not care about others. Seriously, you obviously are not a sociopath. And neither will any of the girls you date. You're just some stupid kid, attempting to get some e-pussy by acting like some goth reject who needs someone just like him.



This is Totse. The only girls here have one of these ailments.

a) A Boyfriend/girlfriend/dog

b) Fat. Like, ate the last boyfriend fat.

c) A penis

d) A penis. In a jar. On top of their monitor.

Ok, well I'm not going to quote everybody again because that took way too long and I don't really care to disprove/correct each of your claims. I would, however, like to say this: I am atheist, I am violent, I really don't like any of you, I do like people that also hate people, I am a bonified sociopath, believe it or not, and I like that way I am - no hope of changing. I'm also really not interested in what you have to say unless it's, "check, check, check, check, etc."

Now, go fuck yourselves, die in a hole underwater on fire with snakes that are also on fire, I hate you all and will kill your families, etc., etc., you know the deal.

Ok little rabid tweenie.

This in not a dating service, bitch.