Just curious.

Pull down your pants, whip your penis out, take a large McDonald's cup (No lid) and thrust inside it.

You have experienced a loose vagina.

(Tight is always best.)

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Loose is always better. Shave your head and go deep.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Loose is always better. Shave your head and go deep.

QFT

OP, what the fuck makes you think a loose vagina could possibly be enough of a good thing to actually be preferred to a tight one?

Let's make all the ladies as insecure as they make us.

"I PREFER A VAGINA TO BE TOO TIGHT TO SLIP A PENCIL IN, THOSE ARE THE BEST"

I prefer my pussies vaccum sealed and triple distilled.

My on/off girlfriend has the most amazing pussy I have ever come across.

She is tight as FUCK at first, as in it's a squeeze to get two fingers inside her. But gradually it opens up more to fit inside whatever I'm putting in it - JUST BARELY.

It's like a magic pussy!

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Let's make all the ladies as insecure as they make us.

"I PREFER A VAGINA TO BE TOO TIGHT TO SLIP A PENCIL IN, THOSE ARE THE BEST"

Haha awesome!

I LOVE IT WHEN A VAGINA CLAMPS AROUND MY PENIS SO HARD I FEEL LIKE IT'S ABOUT TO FALL OFF. GOD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME WANT SEX.

THE WORST TYPES ARE THOSE LOOSE ONES THAT DON'T BLEED EVERY SINGLE TIME

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

My on/off girlfriend has the most amazing pussy I have ever come across.

She is tight as FUCK at first, as in it's a squeeze to get two fingers inside her. But gradually it opens up more to fit inside whatever I'm putting in it - JUST BARELY.

It's like a magic pussy!

ummmm wow, what a rare, special something to come across...unlike any other pussy

HAIRY FTW

quote:Originally posted by Leduc:

ummmm wow, what a rare, special something to come across...unlike any other pussy

You're telling me that all girls have pussies which expand to fit anything, AND remain tight as hell?

Bitch, please.

If it's not so tight it feels like it's going to get ripped off, then the girl is barely going to give me any pleasure and I'll be fantasizing about another girl that's not loose as a paint can. Sorry to all the white girls out there, but that's just the way it is.

wet hole = wet hole. doenst mater to me.,

^cluntoris^

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

You're telling me that all girls have pussies which expand to fit anything, AND remain tight as hell?

Bitch, please.

I have come across one of those in my life. They're golden.

But when you say 'anything'...what exactly has it fit?

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

You're telling me that all girls have pussies which expand to fit anything, AND remain tight as hell?

Bitch, please.

mine seems to have done that. vaginas are elastic after all. it could have to do with the fact that i go for a few weeks at a time without sex now, but i don't think it's that unusual for vaginas to stay tight/tighten back up.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

You're telling me that all girls have pussies which expand to fit anything, AND remain tight as hell?

Bitch, please.

haha, no

quote:She is tight as FUCK at first, as in it's a squeeze to get two fingers inside her. But gradually it opens up more to fit inside whatever I'm putting in it - JUST BARELY.

It's like a magic pussy!

this pretty much applies to any chick who isn't a total slut...

u make it sound like it's the only puss you've ever worked with?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I have come across one of those in my life. They're golden.

But when you say 'anything'...what exactly has it fit?

Something big.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

mine seems to have done that. vaginas are elastic after all. it could have to do with the fact that i go for a few weeks at a time without sex now, but i don't think it's that unusual for vaginas to stay tight/tighten back up.

No I'm not saying that her pussy loosens up and tightens up over long periods of time. EVERY TIME we have sex, she's tight as a virgin to start off with. Then after some foreplay I can fit two fingers in comfortably, but her pussy is tight around my fingers. Then when we start fucking, it hurts her in the beginning and I have to go really slow, but after a little while I can fit my dick inside her comfortably, but she's STILL squeezing tight around my dick.

It's like she's permanently tight - normally a girl's pussy has a more or less fixed "tightness", either she's tight as fuck and she stays that way (though she might relax a bit), or she's loose and she can only get slightly looser (unless she can control the muscles in her pussy). She stays tight, but she can relax A LOT without becoming permanently loose - after we stop fucking, or whatever, for say an hour or two she goes back to being tight as a virgin.

No matter what size a guy's dick is, anybody who fucked her would always think she is tight. That is exceptional.

quote:Originally posted by Leduc:

this pretty much applies to any chick who isn't a total slut...

u make it sound like it's the only puss you've ever worked with?

English motherfucker, do you speak it?!



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i prefer tight...pleasure wise for me...

but if its a bit loose I can go a lot longer and usually give the girl a good rogering...

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

English motherfucker, do you speak it?!

no, I just type it.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

No I'm not saying that her pussy loosens up and tightens up over long periods of time. EVERY TIME we have sex, she's tight as a virgin to start off with. Then after some foreplay I can fit two fingers in comfortably, but her pussy is tight around my fingers. Then when we start fucking, it hurts her in the beginning and I have to go really slow, but after a little while I can fit my dick inside her comfortably, but she's STILL squeezing tight around my dick.

It's like she's permanently tight - normally a girl's pussy has a more or less fixed "tightness", either she's tight as fuck and she stays that way (though she might relax a bit), or she's loose and she can only get slightly looser (unless she can control the muscles in her pussy). She stays tight, but she can relax A LOT without becoming permanently loose - after we stop fucking, or whatever, for say an hour or two she goes back to being tight as a virgin.

yeah i know, that's what i mean. i was surprised i hadn't loosened up after like a year and a half of sex several times a week, but apparently i just don't. built small or something.

and before you make the "your boyfriend has small penis lulz" jokes, no, my boyfriend does not have a small penis.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

yeah i know, that's what i mean. i was surprised i hadn't loosened up after like a year and a half of sex several times a week, but apparently i just don't. built small or something.

and before you make the "your boyfriend has small penis lulz" jokes, no, my boyfriend does not have a small penis.

Maybe you have a magic pussy too.

It's a beautiful thing.

I prefer my girlfriends pussy ^_^

Who Ive only stretched

Here's a lil known secret... they already are more insecure.



quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Let's make all the ladies as insecure as they make us.

"I PREFER A VAGINA TO BE TOO TIGHT TO SLIP A PENCIL IN, THOSE ARE THE BEST"

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

You're telling me that all girls have pussies which expand to fit anything, AND remain tight as hell?

Bitch, please.



i do

quote:Originally posted by Aspera:

Here's a lil known secret... they already are more insecure.





Probably because they almost all have wide, gaping hallway-vaginas that men only tolerate because they can't get anything better.



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Tight, of course... Ain't no other way...

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Haha awesome!

I LOVE IT WHEN A VAGINA CLAMPS AROUND MY PENIS SO HARD I FEEL LIKE IT'S ABOUT TO FALL OFF. GOD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME WANT SEX.

lol. funny shit.

There are not loose vaginas; only small dicks.

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both preferred

lossy oozy

tidy tiny

I just love \|/

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

THE WORST TYPES ARE THOSE LOOSE ONES THAT DON'T BLEED EVERY SINGLE TIME

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Maybe you have a magic pussy too.

It's a beautiful thing.

and all this time i was thinking it was normal. imagine the possibilities now!

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

yeah i know, that's what i mean. i was surprised i hadn't loosened up after like a year and a half of sex several times a week, but apparently i just don't. built small or something.

and before you make the "your boyfriend has small penis lulz" jokes, no, my boyfriend does not have a small penis.

The only thing that loosens a woman up is child birth. The biggest cock isn't going to make you more loose, even if you're getting fucked 20 times a days hard by a 12 incher.

quote:Originally posted by psuedogunslinger:

The only thing that loosens a woman up is child birth. The biggest cock isn't going to make you more loose, even if you're getting fucked 20 times a days hard by a 12 incher.



If you're not a woman then stfu.

Or...we could make you one and you could find out for certain.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:



If you're not a woman then stfu.

Or...we could make you one and you could find out for certain.

You are an imbecile. I said VAGINA not ANUS. My info is gotten from trained doctors and medical textbooks. You cannot strech out the vagina with a cock, unless it is a mutant 16 inch cock the size of a babies head it's not going to do anything. The looseness of a woman has nothing to do with how much sex she's had that's a myth. And if anyone chimes in about virgins and hymens i'm going to shove a mutant 16 inch cock up your ass.

lose and sloppy, makes it nice for the poppy

quote:Originally posted by psuedogunslinger:

You are an imbecile. I said VAGINA not ANUS. My info is gotten from trained doctors and medical textbooks. You cannot strech out the vagina with a cock, unless it is a mutant 16 inch cock the size of a babies head it's not going to do anything. The looseness of a woman has nothing to do with how much sex she's had that's a myth. And if anyone chimes in about virgins and hymens i'm going to shove a mutant 16 inch cock up your ass.

I have a vagina.

I've had a baby.

You do know they often repair it due to tear's during birth, don't you? (Some women don't need that done though.)

It doesn't matter how many inch's long if you're talking about "loose". But girth will make a difference and a woman's body will stretch after being with a man with a lot of girth for an extended length of time.

These things I know from experience, so fuck off.

quote:Originally posted by Haelow:

lose and sloppy, makes it nice for the poppy

lol hmm hmm LOL

({})

vaginnnna

It always tight at the beginning then natural lubrication sets in..

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

I have a vagina.

I've had a baby.

You do know they often repair it due to tear's during birth, don't you? (Some women don't need that done though.)

It doesn't matter how many inch's long if you're talking about "loose". But girth will make a difference and a woman's body will stretch after being with a man with a lot of girth for an extended length of time.

These things I know from experience, so fuck off.

Winner- oc6.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

I have a vagina.

I've had a baby.

You do know they often repair it due to tear's during birth, don't you? (Some women don't need that done though.)

It doesn't matter how many inch's long if you're talking about "loose". But girth will make a difference and a woman's body will stretch after being with a man with a lot of girth for an extended length of time.

These things I know from experience, so fuck off.

You had a baby and it's looser because of that, case closed. Anecdotal evidence means nothing as what you "think" cannot be proven in a labarotary setting.

quote:Originally posted by psuedogunslinger:

You had a baby and it's looser because of that, case closed. Anecdotal evidence means nothing as what you "think" cannot be proven in a labarotary setting.

It's not what "I think", sweetie.

If they can't control their tightness at a moment's notice, I want no part of it.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

If they can't control their tightness at a moment's notice, I want no part of it.

Now that sounds like someone who knows what he's talking about.

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quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Let's make all the ladies as insecure as they make us.

"I PREFER A VAGINA TO BE TOO TIGHT TO SLIP A PENCIL IN, THOSE ARE THE BEST"

Lol they make you insecure. Owned by small penis.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

My on/off girlfriend has the most amazing pussy I have ever come across.

She is tight as FUCK at first, as in it's a squeeze to get two fingers inside her. But gradually it opens up more to fit inside whatever I'm putting in it - JUST BARELY.

It's like a magic pussy!

lol you lucky bastard.

I DONT LIKE VAGINA.

tight, if your fucking a girl on a reguler basis every 3 days will keep her tight, might be different for some though

I like it to be comparable to a centipede crawling into a cave for shelter.

loosy goosy ftw

quote:Originally posted by IDontLoveYou:

I like it to be comparable to a centipede crawling into a cave for shelter.



I'm so stealing that metaphor, dude.

http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

My on/off girlfriend has the most amazing pussy I have ever come across.

She is tight as FUCK at first, as in it's a squeeze to get two fingers inside her. But gradually it opens up more to fit inside whatever I'm putting in it - JUST BARELY.

It's like a magic pussy!

pic???

lawlz

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Loose is always better. Shave your head and go deep.

haha, i'm instantly reminded of a certain video. good stuff.

Is it that big an issue?

I'd hope by the time you found out if it was tight / loose enough for you, you'd know her enough for it not to matter.

I mean, it's not like you'd slip it in, and say "Sorry, you'll need to tighten up those muscles a little if we are going to continue to have a meaningful relationship..."

Or would you?...lol