My GFs being an immature cunt. She hasn't called for the last week, won't return messages, and sends a ridiculously vague text every once in a while. At first I was worried she might not be all right, but now, in my drunken state, I say she's just being a cunt.

I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt a little longer, and then I'm gonna fucking beat her ass (emotionally via breaking up). Damn I'm a bad drunk.

Anywho, it works out well because this way I'm not responsible for valentine's day gifts.

Better idea! Buy a really nice and expensive Valentine's Day gift and give it to a girl she hates or is a friend who likes you, and make sure she finds out about it!

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Better idea! Buy a really nice and expensive Valentine's Day gift and give it to a girl she hates or is a friend who likes you, and make sure she finds out about it!

Nice....Nice

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Better idea! Buy a really nice and expensive Valentine's Day gift and give it to a girl she hates or is a friend who likes you, and make sure she finds out about it!

spend money for a stupid cunt? er, wait, two stupid cunts? fuck that!

just stop thinking about her.

Your ideas all suck

Buy a fake but real-looking diamond ring, and wait for her to break up with you, then squeeze some tears out, bring out the ring and say some sad thing like "guess that was a bad idea" and throw it in the gutter. Then walk off staring at the ground and never talk to her again.

Edit: Or go somewhere with her on Valentine's, and if she's still distant do the above. "I guess you just don't like me... well, this was a bad idea..."

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 02-13-2007).]