hey, my goal for this week, is to pull off lighting up a joint while having sex.

I need help pulling this off while still maintaining the "flow of things"

I don't want to hear "what the fuck are you doing"

lol

go doggy style then she wont see you.

edit: if that dosent work tell her you think it would be hot if she was blind folded.

[This message has been edited by eye.luv.the.9ds (edited 02-12-2007).]

Doggy style? maybe she won't even know, haha.

Um...If she smokes weed too, bring up the idea beforehand and you can both have a very, very good time.

However, people's desire to do stuff besides sex during sex generally baffles me. I'm content with just red hot lovin'.

quote:Originally posted by eye.luv.the.9ds:

go doggy style then she wont see you.

great minds, man. great minds.

that's a good idea!

and idk, I was thinking of just calling up one of my hook-ups and saying "ya wanna fuck?"

lol, i'll just go doggy style and then light that fucker up.

Don't whistle while you piss, don't smoke while you fuck.

quote:Originally posted by eye.luv.the.9ds:

go doggy style then she wont see you.



added bonus: nothing makes a girl wet like hot rocks all over her back

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



added bonus: nothing makes a girl wet like hot rocks all over her back



its not that hard to avoid ashing on her.

LMAO, yea... i'll try to not ash on her.

would a bowl be easier?

I can't see "hold on, lemme pack this for a second" working...

I could pre-pack it, then no hot ashes?

but I was counting on have a free hand to hold on to her with...

Haha, my boyfriend and I made a plan for him to smoke a joint while I gave him a blowjob. We haven't gotten around to it yet though.

So yeah, just ask the girl in question...Or just get high together first, that would be easier and less awkward.

quote:Originally posted by rio bravo:

However, people's desire to do stuff besides sex during sex generally baffles me. I'm content with just red hot lovin'.

I dunno. I like to do jigsaw puzzles...

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

just get high together first

How about smoking a joint and then sex0rs?

Lmao. This reminded me of that episode on Seinfeld where George tried to combine other things with sex. He tried watching TV, and even tried like.. sneaking a sandwich while having sex, lmao. That was a really funny episode.

just get head while smoking a blunt, its way better.

lmao, good ideas guys.

quote:Originally posted by RabidGeneral:

just get head while smoking a blunt, its way better.

getting head while smoking a pipe is THE BEST blowjob I have ever had by a goddamn long shot actually

Blow lines of kief off of her tits.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

getting head while smoking a pipe is THE BEST blowjob I have ever had by a goddamn long shot actually

Agreed, except replace the pipe with a joint. Ahh, good memories.

Peace

Do any of you actually smoke marijuana?

Of course she'll know!

I can smell my boyfriend ROLLING a joint in the living room when I'm in the bathroom. Actually lighting it, you can smell it anywhere in the house, by the first exhale.

She will KNOW. And the best way to smoke a joint while having sex is well, together!

So there won't be any "pulling off" anything. Plus, I'd be mighty pissed if my boyfriend decided to just smoke a joint while we were in the middle of sex. It'd be kind of like turning on the TV and going through the guide pumping away. How horrible.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Do any of you actually smoke marijuana?

Of course she'll know!

I can smell my boyfriend ROLLING a joint in the living room when I'm in the bathroom. Actually lighting it, you can smell it anywhere in the house, by the first exhale.

She will KNOW. And the best way to smoke a joint while having sex is well, together!

So there won't be any "pulling off" anything. Plus, I'd be mighty pissed if my boyfriend decided to just smoke a joint while we were in the middle of sex. It'd be kind of like turning on the TV and going through the guide pumping away. How horrible.

some of us smell like weed all the time

but yeah, the smell and the LIGHTER would give it away

unless you moan really loud when you light

ahahaha

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 02-13-2007).]

I'd love to take bong hits while getting a blowjob.

quote:Originally posted by deltron:

Blow lines of kief off of her tits.

Hmmm...well we all know now that YOU don't smoke weed.

Smoked a cig while a girl was riding at me first she was offended but then i started blowing smoke rings at her tits and she got into it.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

some of us smell like weed all the time

but yeah, the smell and the LIGHTER would give it away

unless you moan really loud when you light

ahahaha



Hahaha i hope you succeed

no.. just have a candle lit nearby(tell her you wanna make it romantic or some shit like that)and light your joint off that. no way to prevent the smell though

quote:Originally posted by Nibroc:

no way to prevent the smell though

Vape it!

I think that's getting away from the aesthetic and tactile appeal of actually smoking the joint/blunt, though.

Seriously, smoking is sexy. Or maybe I've just been brainwashed by the cigarette corporations to think that smoking is sexy.

quote:Originally posted by The Poet Chemist:

Originally posted by deltron:

Blow lines of kief off of her tits.

Hmmm...well we all know now that YOU don't smoke weed.

I probably smoke more weed than anyone in this thr34d.

tell her you guys should spark up while you fuck

quote:Originally posted by deltron:

Blow lines of kief off of her tits.

What?

You can't snort hash.

"Snorting keif works. I agree that it is nowhere near as potent as heat activation ~ but it does still work!"

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?t=116175&page=2

@ U.

That's the most ridiculous waste of good hash I have ever heard of.

I'm sure you think it makes you sound badass though.

Fail.

quote:Originally posted by Nibroc:

Hahaha i hope you succeed

no.. just have a candle lit nearby(tell her you wanna make it romantic or some shit like that)and light your joint off that. no way to prevent the smell though



they have candles that smell like pot, that could solve the smell and lighter