If someone doesn't have access to official lube, what is a worthy substitute one could use for jerkin'?

I've hear some guys use lotion. Or grab some olive oil so you don't get anything stingy in your pee hole.

lotion

just go on your mom's sink counter and grab some, put it in a bag or just take the shit.

You'll enjoy it; trust me!

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

I've hear some guys use lotion. Or grab some olive oil so you don't get anything stingy in your pee hole.

Lotion doesn't sting; And secondly, why the hell would you get it in your ureathra?

I don't know. Every video I've see of a guy jerking off he is usually going crazy with that thing. He's rubbing it like a genie is going to come out. I assumed lotion would sting because of the fragrances in it.

yeah, i've used olive oil twice. Works pretty well, but it's messy as hell, and it's hard to clean up

Why in the fuck wouldn't you have lube?

Do it prison style. Spit on your hands. You sick fuck.

-Dust

quote:Originally posted by Manillaster:

yeah, i've used olive oil twice. Works pretty well, but it's messy as hell, and it's hard to clean up

Good news is that it is good for your skin. So you won't have a wrinkle dick when you are fifty.

grow a foreskin

im going to make and market my own brand of lube

I even knew a guy who called the whole act 'olive' so I suppose oil should do the trick. Have fun explaining why you used half a liter in a week though

Muahaha. Us "Euro-boys" don't need lube.

quote:Originally posted by Ouster:

Muahaha. Us "Euro-boys" don't need lube.

No but it makes it better.

Just use spit.

just so you 'euro-boys' know, as long as the circumcision isn't too tight you don't need to use lube either. my boyfriend is cut, but has enough...leftover, so to speak, that he, or i, can jerk it without.

damn dirty jews

Just use spit.

Seriously, I can't think of a downside. It's readily available, easy to clean up, and the orgasm is amazing.