so i have wanted to have sex with a girl for a long time and she never will let me so i have decided to rape her. i intend to use benzos to reduce resistance and induce amnesia. has anyone here ever raped somebody/have any questions of feedback?

Thread title made me lol

Any way, you sound like a little pussy. I think a girl on extraordinary large amounts of benzo muscle relaxants could still kick your little ass.

$10 says you get caught.

isn't there a forum for bad ideas?

This has pretty much nothing to do with either sex or affection, and more so with violence and the fact that you're a total failure at life.

umm shes gonna pay in sex for all the affection she should have shown me

quote:Originally posted by reallystupidstuff:

umm shes gonna pay in sex for all the affection she should have shown me

*psycho theme tune plays quietly*

I smell an undercover federal agent wanting to keep tabs on potential rapists by luring us I MEAN THEM out.

It's a troll or LE.

Either way, fuck you for wasting totse's bandwidth.





[This message has been edited by RogueWarheart (edited 02-12-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Thread title made me lol.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

$10 says you get caught.

arquin speaks the truth

quote:Originally posted by MilkAndInnards:

arquin speaks the truth

He does in this as he does often.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

I smell an undercover federal agent wanting to keep tabs on potential rapists by luring us I MEAN THEM out.

Ehh... I think federal agents aren't going to make this type of thread. They'd be more interested in things that (obviously) violate federal law; ie, counterfeiting money, firearms and drug trafficing, copyright infringement(yes a federal crime), and the likes.

The only validity for the claim of he or she working in LE is the long time member; but, there are a lot of long term trolls or just plain morons on here.

This is totse.

Rape, eh?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Thread title made me lol

I hope she gives you the beating of your life.

Easy! Just follow these simple steps!

What you will need:

Bleach

Cup

Step 1. Pour bleach into cup.

Step 2. Empty contents into mouth.

Step 3. Swallow.

quote:Originally posted by reallystupidstuff:

umm shes gonna pay in sex for all the affection she should have shown me

Made me laugh.

How about I stab you in the head.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

How about I stab you in the head.

...and I'll arquin him in the face!

You should see an analyst or a therapist.

Perhaps your analrapist can help you.

quote:Originally posted by ComradeAsh:

You should see an analyst or a therapist.

Perhaps your analrapist can help you.

i lol'ed. hmm, perhaps i should consult an analrapist?

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

i lol'ed. hmm, perhaps i should consult an analrapist?

A psychotherapist would probably be a good bet.

[This message has been edited by Mr.Happy (edited 02-12-2007).]

Nice, try to get them while sleeping.

Make sure there are no solid objects in sight speaking from experience they always try to hit you with something.

Also duck tape+ropes could be a big help and a bit of a turn on I might add.

quote:Originally posted by ComradeAsh:

You should see an analyst or a therapist.

Perhaps your analrapist can help you.

Yeah, after you blued youself.

I have confidence in your incompetence.

Rape is NOT a fit subject for jokes...it is a serious subject and should best be left to the professionals!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Rape is NOT a fit subject for jokes

Yes it is.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

it is a serious subject

Only when it happens to some one you know, otherwise, see above.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

..and should best be left to the professionals!

I'm surprised you didn't say "us professionals".

See, you may be being jesting, but I can't tell, because you're not funny.



[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 02-12-2007).]

lol arquin you're so gay

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

See, you may be being jesting, but I can't tell, because you're not funny.

Yes it was.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

I have confidence in your incompetence.

indeed.

no means yes. yes means harder.

This is lol worthy. But you're not asking the right questions!!! how are you gonna get the benzos into her? Ahhh!!! here's the problem. You don't have any water soluble benzos, i'm assuming, so they wono't dissolve in her drink or anything. What're you gonna say? EAT THESE PILLS THEY'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD!!! Nah man, you gotta get some ghb or something that'll dissolve into her drink. And what's to say that once you get the drugs in her someone else won't make the move? 'Cuz you gotta think of setting too: a party? 'cuz then i'm sure some more capable date rapist will swoop in. I think you haven't thought about this enough. Now go to the corner and think about what you did. And what you're goign to do. Jesus! Amateurs.

"Martini for you and the usual roofie colada for your date?"

Thats so f***ed up dude. If she wont put out find an easy girl for a one night stand. My girl got raped and that really screws them up mentally. Guys really dont understand this because of our mentality difference. So dont rape her find an easier girl.

I agree with mestre_capoeira583^^^

Anyways I hope karma ass-rapes you.

lol, assuming your serious

go with:

3 flexeril

4 xanax bars (2mg a piece)

2 Nimetazepam

That should do a few things:

a. knock her out for at leat 8 hours

b. make her lose all recolection of anything in the past 24 hours

c. fail to knock her out but make her still forget everything, and make her unable to do anything. (she'd have to have some crazy tolerence though...)

quote:Originally posted by reallystupidstuff:



Really stupid stuff, kid.

Drink draino, thats worse than death

You know the best way to get back at her?

Kill yourself, that way she feels guilty over how she "ruined your life".

I'm so glad I don't have to resort to rape.. .. ..

Anyhow, slip her a seroquel. She will be out for at LEAST 18 hours.

Rape is so funny

Here is a synth for chloral hydrate, a.k.a. a Mickey. Go nuts. (http://tinyurl.com/2z5ynn)

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

*psycho theme tune plays quietly*

Funniest post I have read in a while. I hate to give credit to fullcircle though.