i check my myspace, and it says i have a new message. so i click on the inbox, and there is a message from a super hot chick in a mini skirt. 'great, another porn advertisement' i think to myself, but i open it to see what it says.

she says my profile looks interesting, and thought she would say whats up. nothing out of the ordinary for a fake porn profile to send you. so i look at her profile just to see if there are any more hot pictures. well there ARE. ALOT. which is unusual for a fake profile. usually there is just one or two pictures.

also, she has alot of friends, which is also unusual. they all seem to know her, looking through comments and stuff, so i decided to message this girl back. we exchanged a few messages, then she asked me if i wanted to chat on yahoo. also not uncommon for webcam girls on myspace. well then she asked me for my phone number! i gave it to her and she called me! we talked for a while.

anyways, i don't know what all i should say to this chick. she is amazingly hot, and i guess i am fairly attractive myself, but i have always had low self-esteem, mainly from thinking i am a douschebag than from looks.

i honestly don't know what i should say to this girl to keep her interest. she lives about an hour away from me, so seeing her in the future is not impossible if i play my cards right.

oh and here is what you won't believe. on her myspace, she says she is a non-nude model, for phil flash. she says you may know me by my modeling name, nikki. well i had no idea what phil flash is so i googled 'phil flash' and nikki, and guess what i came up with.... http://www.nextdoornikki.com

that is her too! i clicked on it, and my jaw dropped to the floor! this is the girl who asked me for my number!

you don't have to believe me, but its true - i just need tips on what i should say to this girl.

im not giving out her myspace or her name, because i dont want any douschebags messaging her and fucking with her.

Have her tell you to kill your parents, kill your parents, blame it on her, then sue this Phil Flash guy for all he's worth.

Just fucking man up and talk to her. Go to lunch with her. Go to a movie. She's forward and will take the first move.

Now quit being a pussy and go get some.

-Dust

Umm... I dont care.

http://tinyurl.com/y3rgot

In the butt you must venture.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

http://tinyurl.com/y3rgot

That made me lmao and I don't know why.

She looks cute. just act normal. ie not desperate. ask if she wants to grab a coffee some time? *shrugs*

I refuse to believe you!

The bitch obviously adds any single teenage guy she can find, giving just enough hints so you can find her whore site and make you want to sign up. And you're falling for it.

quote:Originally posted by systemshock:

i check my myspace, and it says i have a new message. so i click on the inbox, and there is a message from a super hot chick in a mini skirt. 'great, another porn advertisement' i think to myself, but i open it to see what it says.

she says my profile looks interesting, and thought she would say whats up. nothing out of the ordinary for a fake porn profile to send you. so i look at her profile just to see if there are any more hot pictures. well there ARE. ALOT. which is unusual for a fake profile. usually there is just one or two pictures.

also, she has alot of friends, which is also unusual. they all seem to know her, looking through comments and stuff, so i decided to message this girl back. we exchanged a few messages, then she asked me if i wanted to chat on yahoo. also not uncommon for webcam girls on myspace. well then she asked me for my phone number! i gave it to her and she called me! we talked for a while.

anyways, i don't know what all i should say to this chick. she is amazingly hot, and i guess i am fairly attractive myself, but i have always had low self-esteem, mainly from thinking i am a douschebag than from looks.

i honestly don't know what i should say to this girl to keep her interest. she lives about an hour away from me, so seeing her in the future is not impossible if i play my cards right.

oh and here is what you won't believe. on her myspace, she says she is a non-nude model, for phil flash. she says you may know me by my modeling name, nikki. well i had no idea what phil flash is so i googled 'phil flash' and nikki, and guess what i came up with.... http://www.nextdoornikki.com

that is her too! i clicked on it, and my jaw dropped to the floor! this is the girl who asked me for my number!

you don't have to believe me, but its true - i just need tips on what i should say to this girl.

im not giving out her myspace or her name, because i dont want any douschebags messaging her and fucking with her.

fuck! that's why she never was nude on her website and on google images. srsly, i have about 35 pics of her on my computer. she is fucking hot!! do not screw this up, whatever you do!

Yeah I've seen her around modeling and shit but thats all I'll ever see.

Anyway I have no advice and I doubt many people do have anything good that you couldn't come up with yourself.

[This message has been edited by robyextreme (edited 02-12-2007).]

I can bet you're not the first one she's done this to.

That's of course if it is true, and it really is her.

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

fuck! that's why she never was nude on her website and on google images. srsly, i have about 35 pics of her on my computer. she is fucking hot!! do not screw this up, whatever you do!



She went topless on Jerri Springer. You can actually download the video clip.

Beware of prostitutes my friend!!!!! Trust me I know what i'm talking about.

ive talked to her on the phone a few times.

she will text me, and we talk for a bit, then she says i can call her if i want... but she doesn't really say much. i just ask her questions about herself, and she answers, but she doesn't really say much else. she did ask me about my guitar playing, and ask if i can play a few songs, but thats it.

our phone conversations are kindof boring. dont know what to ask her/say to her to keep her interest

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:



She went topless on Jerri Springer. You can actually download the video clip.

found it

http://tinyurl.com/y4rjd8

i don't care if you dont believe me.

how about some advice if this hypothetically happened to SWIM?

[This message has been edited by systemshock (edited 02-12-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by systemshock:

i check my myspace, and it says i have a new message. so i click on the inbox, and there is a message from a super hot chick in a mini skirt. 'great, another porn advertisement' i think to myself, but i open it to see what it says.

she says my profile looks interesting, and thought she would say whats up. nothing out of the ordinary for a fake porn profile to send you. so i look at her profile just to see if there are any more hot pictures. well there ARE. ALOT. which is unusual for a fake profile. usually there is just one or two pictures.

also, she has alot of friends, which is also unusual. they all seem to know her, looking through comments and stuff, so i decided to message this girl back. we exchanged a few messages, then she asked me if i wanted to chat on yahoo. also not uncommon for webcam girls on myspace. well then she asked me for my phone number! i gave it to her and she called me! we talked for a while.

anyways, i don't know what all i should say to this chick. she is amazingly hot, and i guess i am fairly attractive myself, but i have always had low self-esteem, mainly from thinking i am a douschebag than from looks.

i honestly don't know what i should say to this girl to keep her interest. she lives about an hour away from me, so seeing her in the future is not impossible if i play my cards right.

oh and here is what you won't believe. on her myspace, she says she is a non-nude model, for phil flash. she says you may know me by my modeling name, nikki. well i had no idea what phil flash is so i googled 'phil flash' and nikki, and guess what i came up with.... http://www.nextdoornikki.com

that is her too! i clicked on it, and my jaw dropped to the floor! this is the girl who asked me for my number!

you don't have to believe me, but its true - i just need tips on what i should say to this girl.

im not giving out her myspace or her name, because i dont want any douschebags messaging her and fucking with her.

*waits for the 'you're moving to your aunty in Bel-Air...' *

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 02-12-2007).]

you better make sure that's really her

she could weight 400lbs for all you know

Yeah.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

http://tinyurl.com/y3rgot

I really dont know why that's funny , but i LOLed pretty hard.

And oh yeah. TROLL.

haha when I read 'phil flash' I thought "fuck it's uncle phil, I've been Bel Aired" but then it wasn't.,,lk;mylv

The bullshitOmeter just blew up.

Apart from that, all I have to say is this. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/raveyoyo/carefactory5ycdi6.jpg)