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 #1 
Old 2007-02-12, 05:14
FCAdam FCAdam is offline
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Default Dancing... wtf do i do with my hands

I m trying to learn how to dance at clubs so im not the lameass boyfriend that never wants to go out dancing with his gf (i actually want to learn too). So far i have the most basic 'side stepping' movement down, but im not sure what to do with my hands i dont wana look like a complete goof flailing around my arms like a tard.

thanks guys
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Old 2007-02-12, 05:18
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Put them on your girlfriend. I prefer the ass.
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Old 2007-02-12, 05:25
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Put on handpuppets, and make one of them be a real downer that talks to you and says (in a aristocratic english accent) "damn it Adam! You're making a fool of us!"
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Old 2007-02-12, 05:31
ram_from_meche ram_from_meche is offline
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quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Put on handpuppets, and make one of them be a real downer that talks to you and says (in a aristocratic english accent) "damn it Adam! You're making a fool of us!"

^^that's pretty funny
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Old 2007-02-12, 05:36
Ol Dirty Bastard Ol Dirty Bastard is offline
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Default Re: Dancing... wtf do i do with my hands

If you have a chick, just place your hands on her ass/hips.

But if you're dancing solo just clap your hands in the air... that's what I do.
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Old 2007-02-12, 05:55
radioman radioman is offline
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Default Re: Dancing... wtf do i do with my hands

Well if you combine Rykoshet and rabbitweed's advice you could put them in your girlfriend's ass and use her as a hand puppet while you dance.
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Old 2007-02-12, 05:58
BloodyRevolutions BloodyRevolutions is offline
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Default Re: Dancing... wtf do i do with my hands

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Put on handpuppets, and make one of them be a real downer that talks to you and says (in a aristocratic english accent) "damn it Adam! You're making a fool of us!"

I loled for a while.

Damn funny.
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Old 2007-02-12, 06:19
chickenpoop chickenpoop is offline
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you're white aren't you?

watch old episodes of fresh prince of bel air. do what carlton does when he dances.
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Old 2007-02-12, 06:21
mindh4X0rz mindh4X0rz is offline
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Default Re: Dancing... wtf do i do with my hands

lol
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Old 2007-02-12, 06:22
FCAdam FCAdam is offline
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Default Re: Dancing... wtf do i do with my hands

LOL *backs away from his topic while lolling about the hand puppet comment*
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Old 2007-02-12, 06:22
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quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

you're white aren't you?

watch old episodes of fresh prince of bel air. do what carlton does when he dances.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM IT'S A TRAP
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Old 2007-02-12, 06:28
AboveTheDust AboveTheDust is offline
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Default Re: Dancing... wtf do i do with my hands

Get glowsticks. And then move them around really fast. Being drunk and/or on X helps.

That's only half kidding.

Moving them around once in a while helps, and if you're moving your hips like any half-assed dancer can, your hands and arms will kind of move with them.

If you wanna be lame about it, wear a hat and then just reach up and hold the brim once in a while.

Clap, throw 'em in the air once in a while to cheer on the DJ, or shake 'em around a bit once in a while is good too.

-Dust
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Old 2007-02-12, 06:31
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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Default Re: Dancing... wtf do i do with my hands

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM IT'S A TRAP

A trap of awesome dance moves. Oh yesss

You're dancing, the very concept is retarted. It's meant to be fun, don't worry. Just watch the others if you're unsure
 
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