What is the best way to approach a woman in my class without seeming like a stalker? I do not know her at all.

1. Stand up

2. Walk to her

3. say hello and introduce

4. shake her hand w/ both of yours

just say; "Hi, (insert random generic casual conversational phrase here).."

Are you shitting me?

Whip it out and bellow your fiercest mating call. Be sure to build a nest of hay and twigs beforehand so she can lay her eggs safely

Hmm, ironically my advice seems the most effective thus far. Good job

[This message has been edited by Pilsu (edited 02-12-2007).]

well, before you talk to her you should really get to know her...her interests, etc...just so you have some material to work with going in, and can lie about sharing similar interests.

do this by following her around throughout the day, but dont let her know. try to look through her window at night and see what she does. hack into her email, myspace, and other personal accounts.

things like that show you care. then one day approach her and strike up a conversation...once you get in good with her, tell her how you got all the information about her....she'll be moved by how much interest you took in her, and that you really care.

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

well, before you talk to her you should really get to know her...her interests, etc...just so you have some material to work with going in, and can lie about sharing similar interests.

do this by following her around throughout the day, but dont let her know. try to look through her window at night and see what she does. hack into her email, myspace, and other personal accounts.

things like that show you care. then one day approach her and strike up a conversation...once you get in good with her, tell her how you got all the information about her....she'll be moved by how much interest you took in her, and that you really care.

^^funny shit

just introduce yourself and ask her how she's doing, if she's already seen you and is interested then she'll find something to talk to you about, she won't think you're a stalker unless you keep asking her questions as if to really be interested in her, if you go and start talking to her like you already know her then that may wierd her out

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

well, before you talk to her you should really get to know her...her interests, etc...just so you have some material to work with going in, and can lie about sharing similar interests.

do this by following her around throughout the day, but dont let her know. try to look through her window at night and see what she does. hack into her email, myspace, and other personal accounts.

things like that show you care. then one day approach her and strike up a conversation...once you get in good with her, tell her how you got all the information about her....she'll be moved by how much interest you took in her, and that you really care.

Hmmmmm you sound like such a ladies man...

quote:Originally posted by ram_from_meche:

she won't think you're a stalker unless you keep asking her questions as if to really be interested in her, if you go and start talking to her like you already know her then that may wierd her out

So true, pretty sure that I'm not the only guy to ever make this awkward mistake. Basically, never seem to know more about her than she does about you.

quote:Originally posted by ram_from_meche:

^^funny shit

That's not comedy, that's truth.

I would also recommend getting her social security number and license. Then you can "steal" (steal is such a harsh word though, more like borrow) her identity. You know, just so you know what it feels like to be her.

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

Whip it out and bellow your fiercest mating call. Be sure to build a nest of hay and twigs beforehand so she can lay her eggs safely



You're my kind of man.

Ignore her. And then tell all your friends and her friends you think she is a fugly bitch and you would rather mouth fuck Pee Wee Herman before you would let her near your manrod. Seriously. She'll trip all over herself trying to find out why you don't think she is good enough for you.

[This message has been edited by specus_meretricis (edited 02-12-2007).]