Alright people this is neither a joke nor a stupid average troll. My ex-girlfriend tried to fucking kill me with her bigass fucked up Explorer.



Here goes the background. I dated this 28 year-old bitch who was divorced and a mother of two children. I'm 18 and we met in college. We dated for about 2 months and we were happy and cool about our relationship. Time passed and soon I realized who this woman really was.

I started to know her dark fucked up heart. She was a bitch who treated me like a fucking kid. She always thought she had the reason about everything and she was arrogant as hell. That was ok I thought because I felt I was in love with her so I was patient.

Soon I realized there was a fuck more to discover about this woman's mysterious life. Her behavior was not common and the things she told me about herself didn't fit with the actions she performed everyday.



I went to her house everyday and she was always tired and sleeping all fuckind day long. Then I noticed she had money to buy any fucking this she desired, to make trips to anywhere she liked, school, clothes, x-box 360 for his 12 year-old child and more stuff.

One day she gave me 200 euros so that I could make a bank deposit in her account. That was odd and I asked myself where she could possibly get 200 euros if she supposedly worked in some business office.

She also show me some VHI blood tests she made herself for no particular reason at all. That was completely odd if you ask me.

Things were starting to get more and more complicated each day. We argued about any fucked up thing and one day she told me that she quit her job and was going to work as a fucking table dancer from now on.

I knew something was strange about her and that she was hiding from me some dirty stuff. The next day she told me this we fought for other reasons and we broke up just like that.

Time passed and we started school again and things were going just fine between both of us. We spoke and worked together in class but everything started going down to hell again.

She called me one day so that we could see each other and prepare an exposition for class. I just told her that we could meet in the morning but being a sunday it was gonna be hard to find a construction site with workers to provide us some information. (we study arquitecture).

After speaking these words, she just went mad on the cellphone and started bitching and calling me a lazy and something else.



I went to the spot we were supposed to meet but the bitch wasn't there. I waited 25 minutes but no clue of her presence was evident.

This is the part where I fucked up everything. I sent her a message with my cell telling her that I was sick of her stupid bitchy behavior and if she didn't show up in the next 5 minutes I was leaving.

She anwered me telling that she was gone 30 minutes ago and she wasn't going back.

This took my whole blood up to the fucked up boiling point so just sent a message calling her a fucking prostitute who got money from sex with random pigs.

I got on my car and took off. I was near a red light when the bitch appeared from nowhere and stopped just in front of me in the middle of the street.



I was scared to death so I just went away from her but she kept chasing me.

I knew she was gonna get psycho and probably cause an accident so I went inside a mall's parking area so that she didn't fucking kill us both.

She managed to pass right beside me and again stopped right in front of me. She got out of her car and the bitch just went crazy and started to kick my motherfucking window while she was cursing and bitching.

I managed to get the fuck off of her madness and was racing through the streets but the fucking cunt again tracked me down and starting crashing my car from behind.

I was scared to death and I didn't know what to do so I just got inside another empty private parking area so that I could avoid an accident. This was the best descicion I could make but the bitch fucking cornered me and starting crashing my little car with her bigass damned Explorer.

Then a security man finally got the situation to ease. She got out again of her car and told me to have the balls to step out ass well so I did it.

Police came to the scene withing 5 or 7 minutes fortunately. I told him she went mad only because I called her a prostitute.

She was blaming me for attempting to run her over with my car which was absolutely false ofcourse.

Fortunately for me a couple of ladies told the officer that she was driving like a bitch and chasing me like a goddamned police persecution.

The police officer didn't do shit and just let us both go.

This has been the most adrenaline pumping experience i've had in my pathetic little life FUCK THAT WHORE!!!

fuck, that sucks......

didnt actually read it but... probably sucks

Your girlfriend beats you up.

So what are you planning to do about this? Are you going to get a restraining order or something?

If I were you, I would smack that bitch upside down.

quote:Originally posted by Maggotote:





Here goes the background. I dated this 28 year-old bitch who was divorced and a mother of two children. I'm 18 and we met in college.

Thats where I stopped reading...

you spell and you have the grammar of a 12 year old. I think your a troll

quote:Originally posted by Tesla:

you spell and you have the grammar of a 12 year old. I think your a troll

Ironic, no?

love's a bitch

Pretend you regret losing her.

Sleep with her at her house.

(use condom).

Whilst she sleep, go to her car.

Petrol tank. Sugar.

Leave.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Pretend you regret losing her.

Sleep with her at her house.

(use condom).

Whilst she sleep, go to her car.

Petrol tank. Sugar.

Leave.

If you put sugar in her petrol tank, she'll wind up with sugar in her petrol tank. Nothing else. Goddamn urban myths.

I don't think messing up her car is appropriate enough punishment, nor is it going to solve anything.

Now, I demand pictures of your horidly smashed up car. There should be a crushed rear bumper, and probably some other part, from when she cornered and rammed you. Also, the car should have a window that could be kicked by an angry whore. Multiple pics and an '&T' sign would be appropriate.

[This message has been edited by Nereth (edited 02-12-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Maggotote:

I dated this 28 year-old bitch who was divorced and a mother of two children.

Translation : "I fail"

quote:Originally posted by Astr0cide:

So what are you planning to do about this? Are you going to get a restraining order or something?

I'm afraid not because I live in fucked up Mexico which is rotting from corruption besides I wouldn't proceed and I don't want any more trouble with that whore.

quote:Originally posted by Tesla:

you spell and you have the grammar of a 12 year old. I think your a troll

Yep you've got that right asshole. I'm just a little infant who has the imagination of a writer and goes around making up amazing stories just to impress people.

quote:Originally posted by Nereth:

I demand pictures of your horidly smashed up car. There should be a crushed rear bumper, and probably some other part, from when she cornered and rammed you. Also, the car should have a window that could be kicked by an angry whore. Multiple pics and an '&T' sign would be appropriate.



Well after the hell was over I checked up my car and the back door from the right was smashed and I think I've got a couple of more scratches somewhere in the front and back. I was really amazed to find out my car was relatively ok after the whore's attack. She did kicked my window why is this so fucking hard to believe. Sorry I don't have a camera.

You are a girlie man.

quote:Originally posted by Nereth:

If you put sugar in her petrol tank, she'll wind up with sugar in her petrol tank. Nothing else. Goddamn urban myths.



Try using mollases and golden syrup next time.

This is war. You shall counter-attack!

Go back to the cops and try and press charges..

Bitch should go down for attempted murder.

quote:Originally posted by dr.greenthumb:

fuck, that sucks......

didnt actually read it but... probably sucks

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Go back to the cops and try and press charges..

Bitch should go down for attempted murder.

Or at least assualt with a deadly weapon.

I read all of that.

If my brain could kick me, it would.