Just curious to see what everyone had to say, answer the following questions if possible:

1. Are you single? In a relationship?

2. How many times a month?

Discuss.

*looks at the packet of little blue pills and wonders if he'll manage to use up that 3 pack of DUREX by the expiry date *

Atleast once a day,unless I feel bad. Sometimes more if I'm in a good mood.

So around 40-45.

Not often enough. Twice a week if I'm lucky. Mind you I'm in college and we're both busy as fuck with class and school work. She's also been so fucking moody lately.

Going by the last few months, 0.

0

With my ex, we barely ever did it. In fact, we went two years where we only did it twice.

I've been going out with this new girl for .. not very long, let's just say. And we have had sex each day the past three days. It's good, though, like marathon sex. Last night was 3 hours and I have to say my bits are a bit sensitive today.

With me, this depends a lot.

With my ex, the one I was with longest out of my short list of conquests, I would have said between 80 and 100.

With the stupid bitch who's name shall never again pass my lips, maybe 15-20.

With my current girlfriend, who I havent even been with for a month, it is hard to say. I fucked her more in 24 hours than I did for a whole week, before. Depends on how much we're together.

When I was single, it varied. Obviously the number zero cropped up numerous times over the 14 months, but at times I was hitting 30 anyway. A stage around 8/9 months ago, I had a few fuck buddies and casual sex kinda turned into a hobby.

So... to answer the questions:

1. In a relationship

2. Dunno

About 8-10, i'd say. I'm in a casual relationship, but we both see other people. Hooking up is usually too much work though.

quote:Originally posted by JIzzlobber:

0

I have a girlfriend. We go at it almost everyday. Sometimes more than once.

Does going to bed with myself count?

Single.

A few times a month, varies a lot.

-deus-

average of 5 times a month over the psast year i think. Not bad seen that i'm single in my opinion

if we could see each other more it would probably be up in the 40-50's. possibly 60's. however seeing as we're only together for 4 days every 2-3 weeks...we probably do it about 6-8 times during that period, sooo by my random averaging...i only get sex about 10 times a month. ish.

I'm single and at university

seems to come out at about 2 times a week, so 8 times a month. That's 8 'sessions' and I normally have sex at least twice in one session so double that and add a few more... maybe 20 times a month?

1) Dating a 'roider

2) Every half-hour

I'm single and I haven't had sex since November.

I'm sure things will brighten up soon. Just need to get my game sorted.

in a complicated relationship, sort of....

see the girl maybe 3/4 times a week, give or take a day...whenever we get together we usually screw 3-4 times....

so about 9 - 15 times a week

so probably average 40 - 50 times a month....

Let's see... over the tears of my life... carry the 2...

It comes out to 0 over a life total of 17 years.

Dividing by 17 comes out to a fequency of 0 times per year, dividing further by 12 makes 0 times a month lifetime frequency. Further by 7...

Fuck it, being 17 and horney sucks, and not in any good way. "Penis, the brain just called, it wants the blood back if you're not going to fucking use it loser."

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*looks at the packet of little blue pills and wonders if he'll manage to use up that 3 pack of DUREX by the expiry date *

i could help ya with that lol in answer to the question 1. recently got dumped 2. in the relationship, around once a month ( i had to do all the work, havent gotten eaten out in months,)

side note - i can never ride another guy again

Can I use decimals or negative numbers?

I'm in a relationship. I'd say (on average twice a day) 60 times a month.

quote:Originally posted by BloodyCandy:

i could help ya with that lol in answer to the question 1. recently got dumped 2. in the relationship, around once a month ( i had to do all the work, havent gotten eaten out in months,)

side note - i can never ride another guy again

yes you can

and had to do all the work. And your the female? how rare

^^^Sounds like she busted her ass...

quote:Originally posted by Win A Free Ipod:

Let's see... over the tears of my life... carry the 2...

It comes out to 0 over a life total of 17 years.

Dividing by 17 comes out to a fequency of 0 times per year, dividing further by 12 makes 0 times a month lifetime frequency. Further by 7...

Fuck it, being 17 and horney sucks, and not in any good way. "Penis, the brain just called, it wants the blood back if you're not going to fucking use it loser."

Same boat as you, my friend. Although I probably could have fucked some girl by now, although drunk and on the floor of some random person's house isn't exactly my ideal situation for getting rid of my virginity.

I'm single and this month I've had sex once.

Okay, I don't know how many a month because you might go a day without and then the next day do it all day long. Can we measure by "How many times a month do you pretend you are Jessica Beil and he is Leatherface and you both suddenly realized how attracted you are to each other" instead?

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I'm single and this month I've had sex once.

With yourself or someone else?

quote:Originally posted by BloodyCandy:

i could help ya with that

Hmmm whysies? You bored with having labia or boobs that match?

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I'm single and this month I've had sex once.

Sorry, having sex with the mirror while adding pounds of makeup doesn't count.

Not enough.

quote:Let's see... over the tears of my life... carry the 2...

It comes out to 0 over a life total of 17 years.

Dividing by 17 comes out to a fequency of 0 times per year, dividing further by 12 makes 0 times a month lifetime frequency. Further by 7...

Fuck it, being 17 and horney sucks, and not in any good way. "Penis, the brain just called, it wants the blood back if you're not going to fucking use it loser."

I don't think there's a word in the english language to describe the amount of sex I haven't had.

In 3 months....zero. Long distance relationships aren't all that great for getting action.

Maybe this is the time/place to mention...

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quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

Sorry, having sex with the mirror while adding pounds of makeup doesn't count.

Is that really the best you can do?



And moonie, no with a male! - I have a couple of fuck buddies that I can call upon (depending on what city im in )

I'm sorry that some people find it hard to believe that I actually get sex.

R youse confused Kate? Didn't you recently post that the boys didn't really do it for you? Or did you just mean not like you could do DIY?

Or is it that the design of the boyszszs is not aesthetically pleasing enough?

i think the length of relationships should be listed for better comparison.

my boyfriend and i have been together for almost 2 years. typically we have sex probably 5 times a week(mainly just during the weekend because we are at college and roommates are a pain in the ass), but lately my sex drive has been slow and its been 1 or 2 times a week.

so, usually around 20 times, but lately like 8 times a month. with a lot of blow jobs thrown in.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

R youse confused Kate? Didn't you recently post that the boys didn't really do it for you? Or did you just mean not like you could do DIY?

Or is it that the design of the boyszszs is not aesthetically pleasing enough?

You must have me mistaken with someone else. Even though I'm bi, my preferance has always been males, esepcailly in the relationship department.

Well...if I had a lappytop with one of them thar fancy Intel 80 core/Terabyte chips I could no doubt sort it all out if it were of import. Heck even if it weren't.

With power like that it would be possible to get more stupid things done in less time than ever!

Once every couple of weeks. I'm single.

Im in a relationship.

No sex yet, but handjobs/blowjobs probably 3-4 times a week on average.

Except lately. Haven't done anything in about three weeks due to health/living situations.

I lose

Mmmm, 8-12+? Depends if it's school holdiays or not, obviously it's more then

single, and i get laid 4-5 times a month, yeah i know its not a whole lot, but its generally once a weekend, and a little more

I'm very fortunate. I'm in a relationship and the mrs can't keep her hands off me!

Probably 45-60 times a month

you're gorgeous kate, I'd sex you in a second. Well your eyes atleast.

I'm single. I haven't had sex since December. But when I'm in a relationship it's usually 3-7 times a week I guess.

Usually about once to twice a day. So, maybe 35 times a month. Wow, that is a lot...

Age: 16

6 month relationship

3-5 times per week

Math says:

13-22 times per month

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

^^^Sounds like she busted her ass...



it hurted there for awhile,

but riding can be fun

1. I'm single, and not too sure if I'm as happy with that as I used to be.

2. An average of 0.00 hours of intercourse per year.

quote:Originally posted by BloodyCandy:



it hurted there for awhile,

but riding can be fun

Ride, Sally, ride!

Variable.

Too young, nowhere to go, want to but can't. Not enough, enough said.

Bump.

I never really thought of this but since I have been with my gf for the past year n then some I have had sex on average 16 times a month usually more if I see her. This does not count blowjobs.