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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-02-11, 18:46
Emc3 Emc3 is offline
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Default Hints for natural assholes

Definition of asshole:

Stupid and ugly person who is useless in any community or even dangerous. With absolutely no purpose in being alive.

Becouse of it's stupidity and ugliness is unable to have any kind of social or private life or relationships.

Assholes are disgusting to any normal form of human life.

Even if they are stupid, the most dangerous aspect of their existance is their ugliness, becouse of it they are unable to have sex, forced abstinence from sex drives them nuts and makes even more dangerous.

99% of aasholes are born becouse of their parents being assholes themselves and stupidly trying to make children.

How to check out if you are an asshole:

1 You have problems at studying

2 You have problems at sports

3 You don't have a partner at 18

If all three of thos epoints are negative, you are obviously a useless asshole.

Hint, try to perform suicide.

This is true. Amen.

Sayonara
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Old 2007-02-11, 18:50
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Default Re: Hints for natural assholes

Its also where you make shitty-time!!
 #3 
Old 2007-02-11, 18:54
frinkmakesyouthink frinkmakesyouthink is offline
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Default Re: Hints for natural assholes

Okay well... I'll take your test before this thread gets locked for you being an utter tosser.

1) crap at studying...

well I'm lazy but I got into the University of York which is 3rd best in the country for my course

2) crap at sport...

well I used to play rugby and golf, but now all I play is darts and pool. So I'm good at pub sports

3) I'm 20, I don't have a girlfriend but I'm sleeping with two of my female friends (and yes they are actually really good friends of mine, not just fuckbuddies)

So am I an asshole? I suppose so. But not as big an asshole as you.
 #4 
Old 2007-02-11, 19:11
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Canada
Default Re: Hints for natural assholes

I remember when Wintermute flamed you and you left totse.
 #5 
Old 2007-02-11, 19:12
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dodging the rain and tractors
Default Re: Hints for natural assholes

you forgot

4.spamming totse with stupid threads.
 
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