Had a very hot girl in my room tonight. Nothing happened.

I think its my failure to make a move with her, or any other girl. Im just not sure how to manage it without alcohol..

Any tips? I may be seeing her again tomorrow night.

Just get start touching her playfully alot while talking. Somethings bound to evolve from that.

quote:Originally posted by Macdaddy4738:

Had a very hot girl in my room tonight. Nothing happened.

I think its my failure to make a move with her, or any other girl. Im just not sure how to manage it without alcohol..

Any tips? I may be seeing her again tomorrow night.

The lack of alcohol is the problem.

quote:Originally posted by Macdaddy4738:



I think its my failure to make a move with her, or any other girl. Im just not sure how to manage it without alcohol..

Any tips?

Does anyone else find this ironic?

1. cut a hole in the box.

2. put your junK @iun that box.

3. make her open the box;

and that's the way youo do it/

haha.

I should explain the lack of alcohol...

She lives about an hour away from me, and she had to go back home tonight so she couldnt drink anything even if I had it. Plus id rather have a first "date" kind of think with her sober then drunk anyways.

quote:Originally posted by Macdaddy4738:

haha.

I should explain the lack of alcohol...

She lives about an hour away from me, and she had to go back home tonight so she couldnt drink anything even if I had it. Plus id rather have a first "date" kind of think with her sober then drunk anyways.

I meant your name in regards to your question

As A dtanks! man, ALWAYS go foru the gold< even if it's is the ARGH.

TASNk my advid!@

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

quote:Originally posted by Surak:

As A dtanks! man, ALWAYS go foru the gold< even if it's is the ARGH.

TASNk my advid!@

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This man is wise beyond mortal years.

Heed his advice carefully, young one.

But ofa COUTESRSE.

AWyalsy Listen ot SUarkKK! LOLLLLLLL



FISNIH THE FIGHT 20007~!~~

1. Be confident. Stand straight, eyes contact, hands out of pockets.

2. Use her name to establish a connection.

3. Close the distance and make physical contact. It doesn't have to be sexual in nature, it can be a joke. Note: If you do not do this with absolute assuredness, she'll freak out. Be confident, you da man!

4. Show her what you want. Tell her she's sexy, use bold words. If you want the girl, you'll have to go all in.

5. At a convenient moment, kiss her. Just do it, but don't stick your tongue down her throat. Even a kiss on the cheek is enough to put the mood into a -new realm-.

If you can't take it from there, you're lost.

As someone once posted:

"Hold her on the ground and smash your cock against her face like a whooping monkey."

Or something of that nature. I'm paraphrasing.

Chop up a few lines and have her snort a couple. You don't snort any or else your dick won't get hard, and that will be embarrassing

quote:Originally posted by Surak:

As A dtanks! man, ALWAYS go foru the gold< even if it's is the ARGH.

TASNk my advid!@

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

out of the many funny things i read on totse, this one topped the list for tonight. i don't know whats so special, but i just burst out laughing and took some time to stop.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Just get start touching her playfully alot while talking. Somethings bound to evolve from that.

Perfect

Ther's some nice ways to get things going i.e massaging shoulders, evolving to the back etc. Or having a playful fight or tickleing match. If you can, let her win!

I agree with that earlier poster - just talk but slowly work in maybe play fighting and shizzz that's what I'm going to do if I manage to get down to this girls house this week, double bed, mum hardly at home, should be fun :P

quote:Originally posted by Ho ho ho Green Giant:

I agree with that earlier poster - just talk but slowly work in maybe play fighting and shizzz that's what I'm going to do if I manage to get down to this girls house this week, double bed, mum hardly at home, should be fun :P

*Bow chicka bow wow*

quote:Originally posted by Macdaddy4738:

Had a very hot girl in my room tonight. Nothing happened.

I think its my failure to make a move with her, or any other girl. Im just not sure how to manage it without alcohol..

Any tips? I may be seeing her again tomorrow night.

http://www.chloroform.co.uk/chloroform.gif

You truly are a "Macdaddy" huh?

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



1. Be confident. Stand straight, eyes contact, hands out of pockets.

2. Use her name to establish a connection.

3. Close the distance and make physical contact. It doesn't have to be sexual in nature, it can be a joke. Note: If you do not do this with absolute assuredness, she'll freak out. Be confident, you da man!

4. Show her what you want. Tell her she's sexy, use bold words. If you want the girl, you'll have to go all in.

5. At a convenient moment, kiss her. Just do it, but don't stick your tongue down her throat. Even a kiss on the cheek is enough to put the mood into a -new realm-.

If you can't take it from there, you're lost.

Works best if you are the tall one, and not the fat/short guy.

quote:Originally posted by gmail:

You truly are a "Macdaddy" huh?



very far from it.

The screen name is in fact supposed to be ironic.

So she's sitting next to you. Casually, stretch your arms up in the air and yawn. When you bring down your arms accidentally place your arm around her shoulders. First move made.

You're welcome.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Just get start touching her playfully alot while talking. Somethings bound to evolve from that.

yeah. A slap and a restraining order.