story:

I live at a private school with my mom and sister, my mom works there so I live in a real house, not a dorm.

She will be living at my house for about two weeks so I want to fuck her.

her name is "Jenny" (she lives in vancouver, BC)

she is of korean decent

how would I win her over and get the good stuff in such a short ammount of time?

The school I live at has walls with ears... so I will want to keep this more or less personal.

All you need to do is pass yourself off as cool and spend enough time with her.

The second part is easy, simply ask her if she wants to do something.

The first part, however, is more difficult. I suggest immitating people that are already accepted as cool (http://tonova.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/spongebob.gif)

Now that you're the epitomy of cool, simply tell her you think she's sexy and stare suggestively. Then, when you have her in a good position (It's dark in your room and your parents are out) kiss her pasionately while she's in mid-sentance. BAM!! Like that. That's how Forge would do it.





[This message has been edited by Forgotten (edited 02-11-2007).]

just tell her you want to fuck her.

keep em coming people, any help would be awesome

Just be confident, grow some balls then kiss her.

It's best to let her know you're interested in her in a sexual way, rather then a friend right away, though being a 'friend' is considered the right thing. Forget it, do what ever it takes! Spank her when nessessary!

great!

keep em coming

here is your reward: http://i14.tinypic.com/48o120m.jpg

You need a British accent to win over foreign girls.

-deus-

Something I've learned over the years, girls will act like whores when they go and visit somewhere that isn't home. Probably something about them knowing that there is no way of anyone finding out.

So this should be a lot easier then a girl who lives in your town.

quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:

Something I've learned over the years, girls will act like whores when they go and visit somewhere that isn't home. Probably something about them knowing that there is no way of anyone finding out.

So this should be a lot easier then a girl who lives in your town.

Yup.

Same thing happened to me....

There was a hot french exchange student staying with me....

I got her drunk as hell but she *still* wouldnt do anything with me.

Maybe because she was one of those crazy catholic people who dont believe in having a good time with other girls.....

blegh.

Anyway,

Say this:

(your name)wa (her name)e-nin cheen-han-cheen-gu-ya

i had 2 german girls come down and stay with me for a week, they were here for national church chior tour or something (never actually went to the performence though) but The fourth night they were there was a saturday night and i brought them to my friends party and got so many looks from bringing two hot german chicks. I'm already a guy that knows everyone, not really popular, but the guy everyone knows, y'know? so i guess i played the cool factor off by just being me and talking to everyone, but took them back to my friends little sisters room and had the only foriegn threesome i've ever had adn it was amazing. you can do it.

alcohol and get them drunk is ok, and if you realy want to ( goes against my morals but if you're into it) try some xanax and alcohol. but yeah as long as you're not a complete loser then you're in good shape

get her drunk

I can't believe nobody has suggested that already...

quote:Originally posted by frinkmakesyouthink:

get her drunk

I can't believe nobody has suggested that already...

i doubt it... any other sugestions

quote:Originally posted by mouser55:

here is your reward: http://i14.tinypic.com/48o120m.jpg

W00t!

quote:Originally posted by Agent 008:

W00t!

quote:Originally posted by mouser55:

great!

keep em coming

here is your reward: http://i14.tinypic.com/48o120m.jpg

How did you get that picture of her? What have you done so far bout on getting her?What will you do if she turns you down? Are you Prepared for the worst?

I Love her (.)(.)'s

8):>B):|:O

> :e

sorry guys, that is not her...

keep em coming for more "rewards"

http://i4.tinypic.com/48qt8bl.jpg http://i4.tinypic.com/2vdpt95.jpg

quote:Originally posted by mouser55:

sorry guys, that is not her...

keep em coming for more "rewards"

http://i4.tinypic.com/48qt8bl.jpg http://i4.tinypic.com/2vdpt95.jpg

Oh my fucking god that Bel-Air pic was hilarious!

Also, that second pic of the girl is amazingly hot. She's got that proper thickness, you know what I'm saying? She's also got a "dark" face, if you get my meaning...

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Oh my fucking god that Bel-Air pic was hilarious!

Also, that second pic of the girl is amazingly hot. She's got that proper thickness, you know what I'm saying? She's also got a "dark" face, if you get my meaning...

thanks but can you please stay on topic?

REWARDS FOR GOOD SUGGESTIONS

I would advice going to one of those seduction websites, or even googling how to pick up Korean chicks, learn every technique and practice it up good.

Do you know if she's hot?

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

I would advice going to one of those seduction websites, or even googling how to pick up Korean chicks, learn every technique and practice it up good.

Do you know if she's hot?

I tried, but because I'm on a school network, im blocked on everything.

and i get to totse with httpS://totse.com

pay her $$$ if all else fails

Okay, since their's nekkid pics involved, I'll get serious. Are you considered good looking/cute by girls? Or are you a complete loser?

Im fair looking but I am WEIRD. people will tell me that to my face in the middle of a converstion, I just agree with them and carry on with the conversation.

bump

bump

bump

yeah pretty much just be with her all the time. help her with shit. become part of her let her know your interested in some way. then when its a few days before if shes cool or something she will probly wanna get with you since you have been with her the whole time and been helping her with shit and just being nice in general. be yourself if she doesn't like who you are, then just rape her or something and be like this is what you get for not rewarding me for helping you these 2 weeks. be sure to get pics and a video

1.Rag

2. Chloroform

3. "Does this rag smell like Chloroform?"

4 RAPE

5. ??????

6. PROFIT!

thank you reborn theif, PIC FOR YOU!

http://i15.tinypic.com/2v0lr85.jpg

keeeeeep em coming people, I have many a camwhore pic.

quote:Originally posted by mouser55:

thank you reborn theif, PIC FOR YOU!

http://i15.tinypic.com/2v0lr85.jpg

keeeeeep em coming people, I have many a camwhore pic.

no problem and thank you

edit: dude btw, if your getting all these nudes from these girls, you really shouldnt have a problem with her i mean just do what you did with them.

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ha ha, welllllllllllll these nudes are kinda from somewhere else...

anyway, there is one problem

my sister spends all her time with "Jenny"

how can I get her to shoo?

You can uhh...kill a cat and cook it for dinner?



Just kidding, you can always try to 'seduce' her. You got nothing to lose.



Edit: Shit, ^^^ that doesn't sound too good. Your sister can be a bitch and tell Jenny bunch of shit about you.

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yeah you can either tell your sister to put a good word in for you ( how old is she because if shes like under 15 she will probly just be like yeah fuck you your not gonna and she will say bad thing but if shes like 17 or something then she should be cool about it) just talk to your sister about it and to lay off to let you hang out with her a bit. some of that shit. if anything, just bribe your sister.

Is she a shy asian girl? I would think they would be the hardest to lay. But maybe not.

If you can drive, take her out to see your city, kind of like a date disguised as a courteous effort to show her around. You might want to ask your sister not to invite herself, if you don't really care about your sister knowing you want to fuck the Exchange student.

Play off of your weirdness. Don't try to disguise it, be confident, do everything else everybody already told you, and then, the most important thing that you have to do is...

tell me where you got those pics. I mean, damn.

shes not shy, and her english is flawless

quote:Originally posted by mouser55:

shes not shy, and her english is flawless

Ok, show her around, fuck her, tell me where you got those goddamn pics!

hold on there...

I don't have a car

my sister has already given her a tour of campus (bitch) and she has gone through a day of school already.

try to find out what she's interested in. then show her what she likes in the area. then once you start talking, tell her you'll show her the kinds of things you like to do. that'll get you two alone. maybe you could borrow a car or something. if not, you can take public transportation. one plus of that is you can 'get lost' and have some more time with her. like if you think things are going ok, but the night would end if you went home, maybe you'd be able to 'get lost' and end up someone secluded where you'd be alone, and maybe able to fool around. also, i'dsay don't make it completely obvious that your coming on to her, caus ehse might think it's creepy and it's jsut because she's only there for a short time or that she's staying with you. start out acting normal, then casually bring up points that would make her interested, and then start becoming interested in thing with her. but work fast, since she's there for such a short time. hope this helps.

Im begining to have second thoughts about this (shes 13, me 15)... and she wont leave my sisters side...

fuck it...

I bet you couldn't do it anyway.

I know a guy that signed up for this sort of thing just to sleep with the girl. We went through the pictures of all the applicants till the best looking one was found. He didn't manage it to the amusement of all. I think it's because we all laughed at him and made jokes about it infront of this girl.

Two weeks is more than enough time. You need 1-2 nights to yourselves... If you can manage that with your sister you should be golden

Now for my tips:

Look her in the eyes when you talk, but don't do it all the time. Sometimes pretend like she's not even there when you talk to her...

Always try to act confident... This is all you need to do. And here is a trick that i do... If she says something and you don't know what to say, if you are at a loss for something cool or funny... Just say something really weird, anything you want. It doesn't matter what you say... and when she's like "What?" tell her "aw you wouldnt understand..." and then just ask her the first question that pops into your head. This is the perfect way to stall, and will help you be in control and make her wonder just what you're thinking... Girls tell me they don't know what i'm thinking a lot... and thats good!

Touch her head and arms and back... and be playful. Dont be afraid... don't be afraid... shhh...

And pinch her somewhere soft when you make fun of her.

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