So I was home alone, so i was frisking myself in private, but little did I know that my brother was home. So he called my parents, who are out of town right now in the Virgin Islands, and told them that I was up in my room with somebody else.

I wasnt.

So I had to listen to my parents lecture about how its "Okay to masturbate" and what not.... and now I think Im going to die of embarassment.



Any cures for 'walk ins' or other awkward situations?

Whats your most embarassing jacking/jilling off story?

Cause I feel incredibly awkward.... especially when my brother came into my room, searched for somebody else, and ended up telling my parents, on the phone, "No, shes just having a *good time*"



[This message has been edited by DarkPrincessRed (edited 02-11-2007).]

my moms caught me looking at porn, my brother has too, but hes also caught me jerking...fucking embarassing

-Kman101

Hey just roll with it.

While I have never been caught jerking off, I almost, well did get caught looking at porn. My little sister walks into the library while I'm looking at two girls go at it, and, upon noticing her, I turned off the monitor....she says" getting are we"....to which I reply....." Fuck you..".

Wasn't too bad, but now whenever I'm in my room with the door closed, she says" what are "we" doing in their?" ( I have a wirelessly connected laptop)

Your brother is a fag.

Your bro is a Rat Fink.

Put a hidden cam in his room. Get pics of him beatin' it.

Post/leave them all over, in the house & out.

dont worry about it. my mom, my dad, my younger brother, my older brother, and 2 of my neighbors and a couple of their friends have all caught me masturbating before. minus the neighbors, its all been multiple times. honestly it doesnt even bother me anymore. sure its embarassing now, but everybody does it. make fun of them for breathing.

Your bro deserves a smack ...for not having the presence of mind to pull out his camera cell phone and post pics!

:P

Why did the l'il bastid think you had company? Were you being...vocal?

[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 02-11-2007).]

You should have pulled him in and made him join you.

I caught my brother...but i never said shit...never even mentioned it to him...why the fuck would he call your parents? Id say he deserves a swift beating

Haha. No ones walked in on me, but i was sitting in the living room watching TV with my little sister (she was about 7 at the time) and my mom was on the computer and goes and asks "so, know anything about this teen slut site on here?" and i just acted all shocked and yelled at my sister for it, telling her its filthy and immoral..we all had a good laugh, and that was it.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Your bro deserves a smack ...for not having the presence of mind to pull out his camera cell phone and post pics!

:P

Good ol' Jack. I lolled.

never been caught in the act but because of history and some program that my dad bought ive been notified that ive been watching porn. one time i got caught watching porn because i was on totse and i clicked a link and it was hardcore porn lol. dad didnt like that too much. never actually been seen though...except once by sister. never while in the act.

quote:Originally posted by ShiningKnight:

While I have never been caught jerking off, I almost, well did get caught looking at porn. My little sister walks into the library while I'm looking at two girls go at it, and, upon noticing her, I turned off the monitor....she says" getting are we"....to which I reply....." Fuck you..".

Wasn't too bad, but now whenever I'm in my room with the door closed, she says" what are "we" doing in their?" ( I have a wirelessly connected laptop)



Your sister wants your cock.