fuck, this completly snuck up on me.

a fucking beat off blister and it hurts like FUCK

any ideas on how to ease the pain?

Here's an idea: Find a girlfriend.

They're a natural source of lubrication. You'll no longer get friction burn.

im looking... but it could be a while before sex... :/

anyway, please help, the pain is unbarible.

quote:Originally posted by mouser55:

fuck, this completly snuck up on me.

a fucking beat off blister and it hurts like FUCK

any ideas on how to ease the pain?

Well, to get rid of it , I think we all know the answer lol . But hmm, mabe a tylenol or sum cream ? I know Zinc cures al lrashes and the liek and has worked wodners for situations like yours . Try it out .

Damn dude, I jack off a lot and I've never got one of those..

Try using tabasco sauce?>

did you use any lube at all? i hope like hell you did, if not, you deserve that blister

You use lube when you jack off..?

one time, my boyrsiofriend's weiner goth all swolley cause he was beating it asoto a a poker vieosdo.

i fsixed it.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

one time, my boyrsiofriend's weiner goth all swolley cause he was beating it asoto a a poker vieosdo.

i fsixed it.

Are you drunk and/or stoned?!?

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

one time, my boyrsiofriend's weiner goth all swolley cause he was beating it asoto a a poker vieosdo.

i fsixed it.

Nothing else could have so firmly convinced me that you are a girl.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Are you drunk and/or stoned?!?

oh dera.

yes.

waqit. bnot stoned. jsut drujk. ish. drunkish.

and i recognize how eddxtremely annoying this must be, and thus i witll shut up now, becase i hate people who do this aslso.

and forgtten, why didn't you thihknk i was a girl ebfore?

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

and forgtten, why didn't you thihknk i was a girl ebfore?

Not saying I didn't. I just couldn't pass up the chance to insult the female gender.

Hazzah!