This might be long...I'm new...

Well I've had this friend for about 7 years now but I want her to PISS OFF!

I've been living with her for the past month and realized that she's controlling my life.

You see, she's almost 18 and she's never been in a relationship, had a sip of alcohol (or even soft drink for that matter), nor been involved in any social interactions, and everytime I do something 'stupid' (which I think is a part of growing up) she puts me down for weeks!

I've missed out on a LOT of things because of her but I think it's time to catch up...but she'll just keep clinging on to me!!

How do I get rid of her...(aside from changing my name and moving to another country)?!?!?

quote:Originally posted by RogueInsomniac:

How do I get rid of her...(aside from changing my name and moving to another country)?!?!?

Well, since you had to act stupid and disrespectful by acting like we would give a ridiculous and over the top answer, I will have to give you a ridiculous and over the top answer that you didn't prepare a contingency plan for and recommend murder.

Actually that statement was supposed because IMHO it’s something that isn’t possible.

I regard totseans higher…no disrespect indended….honest!

Murder eh...nope...she'd probably haunt me!

ghosts are harder to get rid of!



[This message has been edited by RogueInsomniac (edited 02-09-2007).]

Have you tried just telling her to fuck off? It really can do wonders.

move out of her home, dip shit. that can reduce the time you spend with her buy up to 100% How the fuck did you not think of that OR tell her to fuck off, always seems to work for me.

I HAVE moved out of her place AND I have told her to fuck off!

Maybe she thinks if she hangs around I'll have to go back to her!

If you're really serious about getting rid of her and you've already told her to fuck off but she refuses, then here's what you do.

1.) If you see her, don't acknowledge her. If she comes up to you, either ignore her completely or make the conversation as short as possible, and find a way to leave.

2.) Don't answer or return her calls. The same goes for emails, Myspace messages, whatever.

If those two steps fail, then tell her she is a dumb cunt, which she is if she's still trying to hang around you after that.

And if THAT doesn't work, well, I dunno, murder/suicide?