ok my 24 year old cousin is visiting for two weeks.

She's sleeping in our guest room which is right next to my bedroom and ok, first of all, she leaves the door wide open when she goes to sleep and none of my other relatives have done that (the bathroom is right in front so its only waken her up when I use it in the middle of the night and she continues to leave it open)

second of all... when she takes a shower, she purposely closes the bathroom door very gently and leaves it unlocked (I tested this today --when she was taking a shower I turned the door knob and sure enough it was unlocked)

and lastly, she's been giving me these seductive look and says things like "..i'm bored!! what should we do??..."..ect...

and btw she's my first-cousin!!

so totse what should I do?

seduce

Fuck her.

Post pics.

Post videos.

Repeat.

Do it. Incest is a taboo. Which makes it hawt.

I've had relations with 3 of my cousins. Soon to be 4.



~1083~

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

it's not incest if she's incredibly fine. says so in the bible somewhere.

I read everything you wrote as: I'm an overly horny 13 year old who thinks that the smallest things a girl does means she wants me to fuck her.

omfg, youre dumb... GO FOR IT!! ITS A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME!! is she hot? pics...

incest ftw!!!!

well its probably all in your head but...

uhhh... is mutual masterbation an acceptable answer? lol. make sure if/when she proposes to say no and make sure its not a test or something( i dont know how ur family works). if she continues she will probably get nekkid infront of u. well from there on might as well i guess lol. honestly i wouldnt do anything with a family member unless it might be masterbating together but other than than nadda

POST FUKN PICS

quote:Originally posted by Hunter66:

Fuck her.

Post pics.

Post videos.

Repeat.

All the instruction you will ever need is contained in this post.

Fuck her?

quote:Originally posted by HTS-Noob:

I read everything you wrote as: I'm an overly horny 13 year old who thinks that the smallest things a girl does means she wants me to fuck her.

I agree, but you should still fuck her and post pictures and videos.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

POST FUKN PICS



After all the anti-spam shit you say...

*nods head in disapproval*

For shame...

*leaves thread*

Edit:Post some mutherfucking pictures, srsly.

[This message has been edited by krazy_white_kid (edited 02-08-2007).]

Fuck her.

I didn't even have to read this thread, just the title, to come up with my response.

DO IT.

EDIT: You're insane, all those small things you mentioned are habits, and she probably doesn't mean to be "seductive" when she's talking to you, you just think she is.

I suggest sneaking into he rroom and sticking it in her pooper while she's asleep...wow...I'd love to be there for that one

Still...DO IT.

[This message has been edited by Ziggurat (edited 02-08-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Ziggurat:

I didn't even have to read this thread, just the title, to come up with my response.

DO IT.

EDIT: You're insane, all those small things you mentioned are habits, and she probably doesn't mean to be "seductive" when she's talking to you, you just think she is.

I suggest sneaking into he rroom and sticking it in her pooper while she's asleep...wow...I'd love to be there for that one

Still...DO IT.



*walks back into thread from shaddows*

qf-mutherfucking-t

*backs back into shaddows*

[This message has been edited by krazy_white_kid (edited 02-08-2007).]

You're reading too much into her actions.

Still....

Start leaving hints of your own.

Leave your bedroom door open at all times, even if you're changing. Same goes for the bathroom door. See how she reacts .

Or, when she's in the shower, walk in and ask if you can brush your teeth in there or something. (this is also a primo opportunity for teh nekkid pix)

*ObZ

quote:Originally posted by krazy_white_kid:

Edit:Post some mutherfucking pictures, srsly.

lol

yea you should probably check if she really does want to fuck you, or if you are overly horny

quote:Originally posted by gator:

ok my 24 year old cousin is visiting for two weeks.

She's sleeping in our guest room which is right next to my bedroom and ok, first of all, she leaves the door wide open when she goes to sleep and none of my other relatives have done that (the bathroom is right in front so its only waken her up when I use it in the middle of the night and she continues to leave it open)

second of all... when she takes a shower, she purposely closes the bathroom door very gently and leaves it unlocked (I tested this today --when she was taking a shower I turned the door knob and sure enough it was unlocked)

and lastly, she's been giving me these seductive look and says things like "..i'm bored!! what should we do??..."..ect...

and btw she's my first-cousin!!

so totse what should I do?

do it. post pics. European royalty has been doing it for thousands of years. pics and vid please. BE sure to get buttsechs. if i was in your shoes and she was hot i would be knee deep. just don't get her pregnant because that would be hard to explain to parents

[This message has been edited by illustro_res (edited 02-08-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

Originally posted by fullcircle:

it's not incest if she's incredibly fine. says so in the bible everywhere.

quote:Originally posted by HTS-Noob:

I read everything you wrote as: I'm an overly horny 13 year old who thinks that the smallest things a girl does means she wants me to fuck her.

quote:Originally posted by trippydeath:

Fuck her?

Don't forget the rubbers, unless you like 11 toed babies..

quote:Originally posted by Hunter66:

Fuck her.

Post pics.

Post videos.

Repeat.

quote:Originally posted by illustro_res:

do it. post pics. European royalty has been doing it for thousands of years. pics and vid please. BE sure to get buttsechs. if i was in your shoes and he was hot i would be knee deep. just don't get her pregnant because that would be hard to explain to parents

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/1989/gayiy0.gif

Just remember, pinch it at the top before you roll it back.

PICS!

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

Originally posted by illustro_res:

do it. post pics. European royalty has been doing it for thousands of years. pics and vid please. BE sure to get buttsechs. if i was in your shoes and he was hot i would be knee deep. just don't get her pregnant because that would be hard to explain to parents

http ://img119. imageshack .us/img119/1989/gayiy0.gif (http: //img119.i mageshack. us/img119/ 1989/gayiy 0.gif)

lol y u change my post

quote:Originally posted by illustro_res:

lol y u change my post

[This message has been edited to remove Freudian faggotry by illustro_res_FAGGOT (edited 02-08-2007).]

here's a pic of her http://tinyurl.com/ywkscb

quote:Originally posted by gator:

here's a pic of her http://tinyurl.com/ywkscb

Good god man, HIT THAT! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

Originally posted by fullcircle:

it's not incest if she's incredibly fine. says so in the bible somewhere.

rufflez

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

Good god man, HIT THAT! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

Good god man, HIT THAT! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

QFTx2

SA

She doesn't.

okay okay okay.. .. ..

Tell me if you want me to give you the slick way, or the strait forward way.

quote:Originally posted by gator:

here's a pic of her http://tinyurl.com/ywkscb

if you dont i fucking will

quote:Originally posted by CF1083:

Do it. Incest is a taboo. Which makes it hawt.

I've had relations with 3 of my cousins. Soon to be 4.



~1083~

Who wants to bet this guys family tree looks like a stump?

quote:Originally posted by gator:

here's a pic of her http://tinyurl.com/ywkscb

haha riiight, how about a picture of the both of you?

quote:Originally posted by xRadical_Wankerx:

haha riiight, how about a picture of the both of you?

uhh ok but tomorrow morning...its 4am and she's asleep and im not gonna wake her up with my camera flash right now

Just ask her to watch a movie with you, make sure it's something she likes but IS NOT an action movie.

Make sure your both sitting on the couch, and if it's something that could make her cry a little or have a desire to hug up on you, do it.

Now once your on the couch, make sure that you're both sitting close, and when it gets about half an hour in, ask her if she minds if you put your arm around her.

Gauge her response, if she says yeah, then do it.

If she says yeah, but relunctantly, then she has no desire to fuck you.

After a little while, start holding her hand, and if she lets you do it without question, then she COULD be interested.

Now act a little tired and ask if it's fine if you both lay down and watch the movie. If she accepts, then there is a 60% chance she likes you that way. If she is reluctant, she prolly doesn't.

Now once you're laying down on the couch, put your arm around her waist, and begin holding her hand again. If she lets it happen there is a 70% chance she wants you.

Around the end of the movie, tell her that you kinda like her, and if she responds with liking you back, then there is an 84% chance she wants you.

Now here is where it gets gutsy: Ask her if she ever had thoughts having going all the way with you. If she says yes, then tell her you feel/have felt the same way.

Now you gotta ask her if she is willing to persue those feelings.

idk, I'm kinda out of it, so the instructions may seem out there.

quote:Originally posted by DrWakiHo:

if you dont i fucking will

I see it now..

OP: Hey [cousin,] care to watch a movie?

Cousin: Sure

*Movie begins, overly horny OP lays down with her and slides his hand over her waist and slowly goes South...*

Cousin: OMGWTFBBQ you sick little prick!

Months of therapy ensue.

Do it, regardless of how ugly she is.

Therapy is good for everyone.

actually, you may need to build up to this one.

Take part of my advice as the build up point, and meld it with some of the other advice. Maybe not a SEX club, but a club none the less. Make sure SHE is the one that makes the BIG move, but getting close to her can easily be covered up as bonding.

Next time she asks what you want to do, say you're going for a wank and gauge her reaction.

Nothing wrong with a few incest pics, nothing at all

ive fucked my cousin, shes hot

quote:Originally posted by helladamnleet:

idk, I'm kinda out of it, so the instructions may seem out there.

There's a 100% chance of that being true. :

I would laugh if you're just a dumbass and she is REALLY JUST BORED! Can't she be bored without wanting to fuck? No? Ok fine well it would still be funny if she found out you posted this and she really didn't want your nigger ass.

That girl seems really, really familiar. She's not his cousin.

thats why you're jeff hunter

come on.. post the picture..

btw, then post a picture of just yourself

have her read this thread "accidentally".

"accidentally" rape her and have a friend videotape it. Of you get caught just tell them that it was an accident.

quote:Originally posted by DrWakiHo:

if you dont i fucking will

MOARRRR!!! Even if you dont fuck her, totse demands nudez.

quote:Originally posted by resnizac:

ive fucked my cousin, shes hot

Any pictures or video.

Am I really the first one to ask?

How old are you, gator?

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

Am I really the first one to ask?

How old are you, gator?

u got a point there. qft

jsut start "being" more lazy and leaving your door open when you change and stuff. be more open towards her and if u have a p0rn stash let her "accidentally" find it. u could smoke her out and see what happens.

quote:Originally posted by gator:

here's a pic of her http://tinyurl.com/ywkscb

fuck that. fuck that hard.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

totse demands nudez.

WE WANT NUDEZ!!!

quote:Originally posted by Libertine:

Any pictures or video.

ive got pictures of each of us, no nudes or vid though...

its been pretty awkward ever since

no dude. shes your cuzin. she can blame it all on you incase you get caught. your parents would kick you out or someshit.

PLUS: there is no way you could get such a clear shot of her infront of dam mirror...

eti!!

FD

\

D aRGH FUCKIJGN DRK

Shes probably just fucking with you to see if you would try and initiate anything. Then she will go and tell your parents about how much of a pervert you are and you will end up in counseling.

thread like this make me think totse might be a bad influence

My cousin burnt down my house. So your cousin will do the same thing. My advice? Preemptive strike. Burn her in her sleep.

you cant see her too well in the picture,but does anyone think she looks a bit like brooke hogan?

http://tinyurl.com/ytslts

[This message has been edited by aj2307 (edited 02-09-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by RogueEagle91:

fuck that. fuck that hard.

yah man. i wud fuk ur kusin so hard.

But seriously, hit that shit.

You're kind of creepy for taking a picture of her from the side/back.

Also, I don't think she wants to fuck you because she leaves her door unlocked and 'looks' at you. To reiterate, you're just plain old creepy.

Still, fuck it and film it, then post on totse. Just make sure not to get your dick in the shot at any time.

This thread is dead without nudez...

Plus, one with your cock in her ear, just for totse.

R

Sounds fucked up to me. I wouldnt resort to fucking a cousin, too many other sluts out there that arent of relation..

....Just seen the pic, can 'I' fuck your cousin? :P



[This message has been edited by ShadedAssassin (edited 02-09-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by gator:

here's a pic of her http://tinyurl.com/ywkscb

This was who she reminded me of. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmony_Kendall)

Point being, I don't believe you.

DID ANY OF YOU NAY-SAYERS LOOK AT THE GODDAMN PICTURE!?!?!

I dont give a fuck whos cousin she is, as a member of totse, it is your GOD GIVEN DUTY to fuck the royal shit out of that. If that means ruffies or a brick to the back of the head then so be it! But you fuck that and post pics/vids. No argument. No ifs, ands, or buts. Just fucking. That is your mission. Should you choose not to accept it, or fail in completing the mission, you had better murder/suicide, or I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

Now go little one, and fuck your cousin.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

DID ANY OF YOU NAY-SAYERS LOOK AT THE GODDAMN PICTURE!?!?!

I dont give a fuck whos cousin she is, as a member of totse, it is your GOD GIVEN DUTY to fuck the royal shit out of that. If that means ruffies or a brick to the back of the head then so be it! But you fuck that and post pics/vids. No argument. No ifs, ands, or buts. Just fucking. That is your mission. Should you choose not to accept it, or fail in completing the mission, you had better murder/suicide, or I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

Now go little one, and fuck your cousin.

this is a real man.

She's hot, but she's no Brooke Hogan.

I mean come on, you posted a picture from her 7 o'clock. Put some better ones up.

Hit it anyway.

http://tinyurl.com/3c3txp

Nudes that is.

my cousin tried giving me head, and a lap dance to me and my other cousin, shes a 3rd cousin but we still laughed and called her a slut...and I don't believe you for a second that its your cousin and everyones advice on how to fuck her is lame...just jerk off in front of her and see how she reacts to that

Think about it for a second. Do you really want to be known for the rest of your life as "cousin fucker"?

That being said, albert Einstein married his cousin.

Back to square one!

well, go to the bathroom with the door cracked, make sure shes the only one in the house(or your mom might come in and try to help you,(if shes home)

, start wanking or pretend to, and when your cousin stumples in the bathroom, if she says "need help with that" if so let her help you, if she doesnt and freaks out, she never liked u at all



[This message has been edited by nonarky (edited 02-09-2007).]

"I just made a thread on totse about how you're staying here and they demand to know whether you want to fuck me...Do you want to fuck me?"



I think that would do it.

I think a thread demanding pics would be better, considering how bangin' she is.

Women like the attention sometimes, although it might strike her as weird.

how old is the OP? and i'm sorry i doubt she wants to have sex with you, but you should try anyway. the worst that can happen is a lifetime of embarassement...

Butt-secks with your cousin. Do her in the ass then wipe your dick under her nose. Dirty sanchez!

Get a big tub of butter flavored crisco and fuck her in her ear. Bust that eardrum with a hot load.

im getting a mental picture of a sexy brown curly haired goddess

so fuck the living shit out of her

edit: yeah,just saw the pic, shes blonde

so fuck her harder

[This message has been edited by anarchyburger2.0 (edited 02-09-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

DID ANY OF YOU NAY-SAYERS LOOK AT THE GODDAMN PICTURE!?!?!

I dont give a fuck whos cousin she is, as a member of totse, it is your GOD GIVEN DUTY to fuck the royal shit out of that. If that means ruffies or a brick to the back of the head then so be it! But you fuck that and post pics/vids. No argument. No ifs, ands, or buts. Just fucking. That is your mission. Should you choose not to accept it, or fail in completing the mission, you had better murder/suicide, or I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

Now go little one, and fuck your cousin.

Quoted for truth

Quoted For Truth

QUOTED FOR TRUTH!!!

she looks very familiar i am almost certain she is violet from ftvgirls.com. look at the photography style there it is very similar lighting, a lot of bathroom scenes, and the depth of field blur.

http://tinyurl.com/2ykzkb - yep this is definately her she even has the same scar on her shoulder i cant believe you guys believed this troll

[This message has been edited by zxcvzxcvzxcv (edited 02-10-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by gator:

ok my 24 year old cousin is visiting for two weeks.

She's sleeping in our guest room which is right next to my bedroom and ok, first of all, she leaves the door wide open when she goes to sleep and none of my other relatives have done that (the bathroom is right in front so its only waken her up when I use it in the middle of the night and she continues to leave it open)

second of all... when she takes a shower, she purposely closes the bathroom door very gently and leaves it unlocked (I tested this today --when she was taking a shower I turned the door knob and sure enough it was unlocked)

and lastly, she's been giving me these seductive look and says things like "..i'm bored!! what should we do??..."..ect...

and btw she's my first-cousin!!

so totse what should I do?



Based on the description of her actions i would say you are projecting something into this that isn't there. You want to fuck her so you are making something out of nothing. Unless she gives some kind of clear sign of sexual desire I think you should hold off making advances.

Incest seems to blind totse of trolls.

Anyway I live in a hick town now and so far I have heard some chick gave her cousin a blow job and found out later it was her cousin. Also one of my friends cousin wanted to date her or something, they wouldn't let me read the text messages that he sent. Fucking knew this school had incest going on.

quote:Originally posted by zxcvzxcvzxcv:

she looks very familiar i am almost certain she is violet from ftvgirls.com.

No. They could have airbrushed out the scar and birthmark, but FTV is pretty known for being au naturel. Facial structure is different too, Violet's is sharp.

You're probably right about the OP trolling though, he hasn't posted any more photos or even shown up on page 2.

Walk around the house naked...

I dont think anyone said it better than Hoffmaestro

"Wear a jimmy cap or life might just treat you unkind"

Cuz you're poor mom sure as fucking hell ain't taking care of no fucking flipper babies that's for sure.

That being said, I'd be a hypocrite if I gave any other advice than "give her lots of teh sexxoring"

Sigh...my hot cousin is back at the other side of the country...damn she fine

http://tinyurl.com/3234ry

hahaha....most of them want nude pics because they havent seen a pussy befor because there all about 14 years old, go get yourself a girlfriend....

Simple, if this is true (I doubt it is) Next time she asks what you two should do...do something like this

Her: I'm bored! what should we do?

you: Have sex?

If she acts weirded out, just laugh and say you're kidding, if she says anything that could hint to wanting it, be completely serious.

Her: Really? Or are you joking?

You: Depends on your decision...

Her: Okay

You: *procedes to undress her and fuck the shit out of her as hard and as long as you can*

Congrats on being in that situation, even if it is made up.

if u dont reply soon (even though uve been taking too long to do so already) were gunna officialy call this bullshit.

It's been 3 fucking days. I'm calling bullshit.

One Hundred!

aww...

goddamn it looks like this is bullshit

c'mon!

The OP suffers from Bunny.Meatball-syndrome.

if it is true fuck her and take a video of it!!!

or at least pictures

made me lol so damn hard

you stupid fucks, you lot actually believe thats a pic of his cousin?

quote:Originally posted by gator:

here's a pic of her http://tinyurl.com/ywkscb

maaan hurry up and hit that

There is nothing wrong with incest.

quote:Originally posted by HandOfZek:

There is nothing wrong with incest.

Amen

quote:Originally posted by HandOfZek:

There is nothing wrong with incest.

fuck her man, if you dont now you will regret later. Happened to me when I was like 12, I was too young and moronic and man is she ever fucking hot!!!!!!!! (She's married now) FUCK! Dont let it happen to you

quote:Originally posted by euphoria:

maaan hurry up and hit that

yeah man!

I think we're all getting let down here I mean all of us. the op, his horny cousin, but mostly the loyal posters of totse just wanting to see some fucking nudes.

shut your fucking face cousin fucker! etc

quote:Originally posted by hondacrf80:

Think about it for a second. Do you really want to be known for the rest of your life as "cousin fucker"?

That being said, albert Einstein married his cousin.

Back to square one!

quote:Originally posted by speeler21:

shut your fucking face cousin fucker! etc



You should yours, bible-humper.

jerk it on her face while she's asleep and gauge her reaction. If she wakes up, she wants you.

quote:Originally posted by CF1083:

Do it. Incest is a taboo. Which makes it hawt.

I've had relations with 3 of my cousins. Soon to be 4.



~1083~



wow, you're very blunt and uhh straightforward about it. i won't lie i'

ve done it but only with 2 cousins that weren't related through blood. i think that would just be awkward. this isn't the stone age xD there's enough fish in the sea to cast your net and not pull in your own old eggs... xD so to speak.

quote:Originally posted by Weedy:

Simple, if this is true (I doubt it is) Next time she asks what you two should do...do something like this

Her: I'm bored! what should we do?

you: Have sex?

If she acts weirded out, just laugh and say you're kidding, if she says anything that could hint to wanting it, be completely serious.

Her: Really? Or are you joking?

You: Depends on your decision...

Her: Okay

You: *procedes to undress her and fuck the shit out of her as hard and as long as you can*

Congrats on being in that situation, even if it is made up.

thats so stupid and would never work. learn how to spit some game.

and she needs to be saying more things than "Im bored" and leaving her door open to say she wants to fuck you. maby if she was asking you about if you have a girl, was always trying to get you alone, and touching you alot then maby youd have a shot.



[This message has been edited by thelaz (edited 02-16-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by HTS-Noob:

I read everything you wrote as: I'm an overly horny 13 year old who thinks that the smallest things a girl does means she wants me to fuck her.

no offense bro but if your 13 then your dick probly isnt too big yet and it wont please her very much.

dont tap that, its gross

keep it in the family i guess...

wow. we are stupid.

whats happend the past two days, you get it on??? lol

quote:Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:

Good god man, HIT THAT! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

So what actually happened with bunny.meatball?

Wait, wait, wait, so she didn't lock the door AND she looked at you!!! Jesus, sounds like true love.

quote:Originally posted by Spanish Castle Magic:

So what actually happened with bunny.meatball?

He failed.

quote:Originally posted by doornob_lightbulb:

He failed.

Hard.

quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

Hard.

useless without details.

Did the cousin of bunny meatball decline his meatballs?