Alright, so last week I got to see my brother. I was kinda pissed when He decided that a phone call was important enough to not talk to me. While he was on the phone I asked who it was, and he told me it was some girl from massachuettes.

WTF?!?!?

When he was done with the convosation, He treated it like a business call, all bad ass and shit, I asked him why some girl was just calling him. He told me that she met him through a friend on myspace or youtube or some shit.

It turns out that he gets calls like that a lot, and not just from that girl. He showed me is recent calls, and they included area codes from cali, Colorado, New York, and other places.

My brother is 13, has no social skills, but this puts a new spin on things. I have no clue how he does it, but he does, and watching him talk to them is incredible.

I am kinda pissed of that it is that easy to get girls, I remember when AIM was a new thing, and filled with creepy people sexxing eachother up.



So, does anyone else have a little brother/sister who pimps themselves out?

AND it's not like these girls are that young, the oldest one in his "group" on his phone *the groups is called GIRLS* is 17. What the hell?!?!?!?

And, its not like he has a big group of friends either, and in real life the girls that he hangs out with are ugly, but all these girls had pictures, and I mean for girls under the age of 18 * I am not a pedo* they were cute.

it makes me want to punch him. Thats all. Its just a rant.

hes a fucking tool

He probably tells them hes 19, sends them awesome pictures that arent of him, and manages to keep up a good conversation because the chick isnt right in front of him.

Epimping is hardly pimping at all.

If the girls are desperate enough to look for guys online in the first place then your brother could look like Gary Busy and still e-pimp all the insecure bitches his heart desires.

quote:Originally posted by kappelpie:

If the girls are desperate enough to look for guys online in the first place then your brother could look like Gary Busy and still e-pimp all the insecure bitches his heart desires.

QFT

What you gotta do is tie him to a wooden stake, soak him in flammable liquids, burn him to death, violently assrape all his little girlfriends, post the vids and pics in bad ideas, then carve "the pussy cat dolls made me do it" into your forehead with a compass and kill yourself. All better.

quote:Originally posted by Lazarus:

What you gotta do is tie him to a wooden stake, soak him in flammable liquids, burn him to death, violently assrape all his little girlfriends, post the vids and pics in bad ideas, then carve "the pussy cat dolls made me do it" into your forehead with a compass and kill yourself. All better.

lol fuck dats pretty intence atlest youre problems will fuckin go away so take his advice AND DO IT

No, they know he is 13.

I still can't figure it out

quote:Originally posted by Savin_Jesus:

No, they know he is 13.

I still can't figure it out

Think about what the average girl who hooks up with barely pubescent kids over the internet would look like, and console yourself.

EDIT: I missed the bit where you said they had cute pics, but I'd bet good money they were fake. Either that or your brother has a nine-inch dick, a webcam and no self-respect.

[This message has been edited by Mr.Happy (edited 02-08-2007).]