We've all heard things like "sweetheart" or "honey" or "that bitch". Do you have any odd names you call your girl/guy?

beeboo. it's really not as cute as it sounds. but...yeah ok, it's cute.

The same thing I call everyone else "sweetheart" or his name I suppose, that always grabs his attention.

Used to call my ex "bob" or "baab." It was just "babe," but we ended up making the a long.

Dear or Stina.

mummy

babe, baby, honey, hon

she calls me sweetie and all that shit

I call him Kyle. Or Ky-ell or Kyru. Ky-ell because I often spell his name wrong (lol) and Kyru because I add 'ru' to the end of people's names for fun.

Don't really have any pet names for him though.

Boob, boobs or her name. This will apply to any girl I ever date, unless she doesn't have boobs.

Fuckface .

I fuck her face ...

bitch

Lots of differnt things. Babe, sweetie,sweetheart, cuttie, hunny, love, you, sweetcheeks, woman, lots of other little pet names, Alix. Latly though ive been refering to her as my cuddly bear. But if she pisses me off like she bites to hard or what ever sometimes ill call her asshole, or poop ass, or fucker or something like that haha.

Bish?

Booboo Kitty Fuck

Nah, she's my Chipmunk and I'm her Monkey

- Rabb

Lots of random shit, space ship boy/girl boy/girl pants, in a stage were im called mako shark.....come up with your own conclusions just random funny stuff.

Sugarpants!

It depends

to get her attention I called her by her name

when I was just talking to her I called her babe or baby

Cornpuff...I know it sounds retarded but whatever.

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mummy

Daddy....

My ex used to call me Daddy, I thought it was hot as shit XD

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mummy

That was pretty fucking hilarious.

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Where did you disappear to for three months?

slave......

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I call him Kyle..

Thats my name don't wear it out

Just his name, sometimes "poo head", but I call a lot of people that.

i'm my name or chucky egg (y)

I call him Buttercup. :P

bikoo.

get on your knees, bitch, is the norm

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Dear

mr.hanky waka waka waka...

u know that moaning sound that whales make, its a lot like that.Kind of like a battle cry.

Beautiful.

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u know that moaning sound that whales make, its a lot like that.Kind of like a battle cry.

What, "HMmmmmwuaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhh?"

"WHMOooooaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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I call him my gnome, because he's kinda short.

Other than that, nothing really.

Bitch, I'm not even kidding, it was kinda of a joking thing at first now it's just all I say.

** Deuce Omen

Lame stuff like "button" or "sugartoast", but the best one is "bao" which is infant for "bear"

Calling her by her first name works well in my case.

We just call each other by name. I think pet names are stupid. Nobody I know uses them.

Soul sucker, that bitch, Dignity thieving slut, bride of Lucifer, traitoress whore, and/or any combination of anything said. A few others escape my mind right now, but thats the general flow of things.

kitty, dumbass, my pet emo kid

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We've all heard things like "sweetheart" or "honey" or "that bitch". Do you have any odd names you call your girl/guy?



FUCKING RETARD. xD

Babe, sweetheart, and my favorite - darlin'. Good way to remind yourself of your central Iowa roots, that.

I did have a girlfriend once who actually insisted on being called "cockslave." That was pretty cool.

fatass

"Butt Trumpet", "Fart Bucket", "Morbid Anal Fog"

sometimes I call her christine....her name is kristi.

doesn't go over well.