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 #1 
Old 2007-02-06, 05:07
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Mississauga Ontario Canada
Default Valentines day rant

UGH

My girl messages me on msn today

'Katiie ™ [B.H.P];; ilyzzoa!. says (10:05 PM):

anywhore lol sooo valentines day is coming up

1. any idea wat i should get you

2. and any idea wat we should mayb do if your not busy *katie face*

And so the fight commenced

Firstly I asked her what she would want

[quote="gah idk, i mean girls like cute things you know flowers,chocolate,stuffed animals, and for guys its impossible -_-''"[/quote]

Um so I started to bitch about how stereotypical that is.

Then I told her what I wanted.

Booze, drugs, or sex is what I said. She being straight edge and not wanting sex will not get me any of those. I said ok, im fine with that if I can't get those don't get me anything. Of course she insists on getting me someshit.

Fucking valentines

Fucking consumerism

I am not made of fucking cash

I do care for her, if she wants some stupid ass gift I will get her a stupid ass gift. Frankly I am lucky to be with her. Frankly I couldn't care to much if we broke up. But.. she's nice, closest to pussy I have gotten (15 virgin Hi)

So I don't want to break up

Suggest a gift

20-40$ range

And the chocolate flowers and teddy is fucking what I am getting for her cause 'that is what every girl wants'

Fucking Hell

Im sorry this was a fucking rant



[This message has been edited by Uber_Apples (edited 02-06-2007).]
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Old 2007-02-06, 05:26
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Las Vegas NV
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She sounds like a dumb, immature bitch. A Totsean, even as young as 15, deserves a girl with more class and intelligence than her.
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Old 2007-02-06, 05:50
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Mississauga Ontario Canada
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man she is not as dumb and immature as this selective conversation states

just in this one topic does she act like that

fucking hell

she is a nice gal

but gifts always fuck things up
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Old 2007-02-06, 05:51
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Australia, Victoria.
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quote:Originally posted by Uber_Apples:



Um so I started to bitch about how stereotypical that is.

Then I told her what I wanted.

Booze, drugs, or sex is what I said.

Just let her get you some gay card and stop trying to be all badass.
 #5 
Old 2007-02-06, 05:57
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Mississauga Ontario Canada
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quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Just let her get you some stupid card and stop trying to be such a badass faggot.

excuse fucking me sir

HONESTLY

all I could want from her is what she already gives me (love and all that jazz) and sex

or some mind altering chemicals

she can get me a card thats grand and stuff but fucking hell

If I do get her shit im just gonna hand it to her and not really be like *drum roll* *trumpets start* A present for you!
 #6 
Old 2007-02-06, 09:45
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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Man, you're pathetic. Why on earth would you have a 'fight' over valentines day, so what if she wants to be cliche' about it? In the end it'll be cheaper for you? It seems that you're a little too obsessed with getting pussy, that you're placing it over your own relationship with this girl.

Quit being such a damn 'badass' teen and give your own girlfriend a little more respect. It seems the issue isnt' really about a gift for Valentines day but its more or less you being selfish once more, doing it 'your way' or "dont get me anything".

Your girl deserves so much better than you, you treat her like shit and expect her to 'glorify' you. You act as if pussy is more important, you sir...are a retard.
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Old 2007-02-06, 10:34
plehem12 plehem12 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:

Man, you're pathetic. Why on earth would you have a 'fight' over valentines day, so what if she wants to be cliche' about it? In the end it'll be cheaper for you? It seems that you're a little too obsessed with getting pussy, that you're placing it over your own relationship with this girl.

Quit being such a damn 'badass' teen and give your own girlfriend a little more respect. It seems the issue isnt' really about a gift for Valentines day but its more or less you being selfish once more, doing it 'your way' or "dont get me anything".

Your girl deserves so much better than you, you treat her like shit and expect her to 'glorify' you. You act as if pussy is more important, you sir...are a retard.

oh please dont act like you know the guys whole deal and how his relationship is over one post he makes upset over valentines day.

im sure hes fine and they get along fine. but he is 15, hes got sex on the brain constantly and hes finally bagged himself a girlfriend he likes but she wont give it up. you know thats going to be fucking frustrating and hes going to have to vent here and there just to stay sane so he can still be with the girl, because im sure he still likes her regardless of the lack of sex.

to the OP, apologize for being a dick and just get her the cliche crap like she wanted. maybe make her a CD with stupid love songs on it so at least its something a little more and she will like it that you put some thought into it, even if you didnt actually put thought into it she'll think you did because shes young and emo and dumb . as for what she should get you, try and think of something easy. i cant come up with anything off the top of of my head but just make it real simple, since she cant get you what you actually want anyway. but of course before you come up with something for her to get you pull the whole BS "all i want for valentines day is you, babe" thing and i think youll be in the clear.

yes i may sound like an ass saying it that way to some of you but theyre 15 and from the way he sounds and the way he describes her thatll all work out fine if he does what i said.
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Old 2007-02-06, 11:01
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

oh please dont act like you know the guys whole deal and how his relationship is over one post he makes upset over valentines day.

When the only evidence points to one conclusion, that's generally the sensible one to go with. OP sounds like a douche from this post.
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Old 2007-02-06, 11:18
The_Seventh_Artist The_Seventh_Artist is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Uber_Apples:



Fucking consumerism



ANARCHY!!!
 #10 
Old 2007-02-06, 11:31
MaddMan MaddMan is offline
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Fuck Hallmark holidays.
 #11 
Old 2007-02-06, 12:23
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Groovy.
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Hail Communism!
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Old 2007-02-06, 12:24
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So you know she's straight-edge, and thus the three things you want most, booze drugs and sex, you will never get from her, making you two totally incompatible.

And yet you're dating her.

Are you fucking stupid?
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Old 2007-02-06, 14:06
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quote:Originally posted by stab:

So you know she's straight-edge, and thus the three things you want most, booze drugs and sex, you will never get from her, making you two totally incompatible.

And yet you're dating her.

Are you fucking stupid?
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Old 2007-02-06, 16:53
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rizzo in a box
quote:Originally posted by stab:

So you know she's straight-edge, and thus the three things you want most, booze drugs and sex, you will never get from her, making you two totally incompatible.

And yet you're dating her.

Are you fucking stupid?


Fucking A, who the fuck attaches themselves to a chick like that?
 #15 
Old 2007-02-06, 17:04
Gojeero Gojeero is offline
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You could get her one of those teddy bears where you make it yourself, and get her name stitched on it.. or stitched on the bear's shirt... /shrug i hate Vday
 #16 
Old 2007-02-06, 18:24
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Ohio
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My girlfriend had been pressuring me soooo bad to NOT get her ANYTHING. It took like 2 weeks to finally convince her to let me get her something and have her tell me what she wants.

V day is retarded but its a good excuse to have sex. Not that I need an excuse, it just seems to come a little easier on that day.
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Old 2007-02-06, 18:38
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Christ, don't make such a big deal out of Valentines day people!

You can be romantic without spending tons of money and just because you "don't want to get caught up in this consumerism shit" doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.

Hell, it should be a day about getting some ass.
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Old 2007-02-06, 19:19
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quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Christ, don't make such a big deal out of Valentines day people!



I still don't understand why people get one another anything other than a card for Valentines day. I don't recall ever giving anyone a gift, although I think I might have received a gift or two myself. (Perhaps...I'm just not sure.)
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Old 2007-02-06, 20:13
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Mississauga Ontario Canada
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I guess I sound like a douche.

Pertaining to the straight edge drug booze sex combo;

-She doesn't mind too much me doing drugs

-She used to drink up until this summer when she randomly stopped

-She said she is fine with having sex I am pretty sure (just not ready etc. etc.)

So.... I know she isn't going to get me drugs and or booze it was jokingly said to her. Sex would be a lovely gift =P but I do not see it happening.

Sorry I just had a bad day
 
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