So heres the deal. In about 24days I go away for 3+ months to basic training. Of course my girlfriend is going to want to get off and she has her shower but we were thinking of getting one of those mold your penis dildo kit things. I saw one a while back for like $40 or so and it was cool because it glows in the dark plus I think you can make it into a vibrator. Obviously the reason we don't want to just buy her a premade one is because she wants MY DICK in her whether its a fake one or not if its a mold of my dick its more like im there. So my question is anyone have experince with these things? ARe they any good or are they just shitty and no good? I mean it'd be really nice to know that while im gone shes still getting off on my dick or at least a model of my dick. Plus who wouldn't want to have a Glow in the dark penis mold of their own penis?

LOL @ you for thinking your girlfriend is going to stay faithful to you.

Dude, you joined the military.....ain't no broad gonna hold out for your wretched prick, real or otherwise. At the most she'll take her glow buddy and let the next guy shove it up her ass, while he is tapping that doggie style. Come see us in a year or so and I GUARANTEE you won't still be together.

Reality > your naive pollyanna nonsense.

quote:Originally posted by DaGuru:

LOL @ you for thinking your girlfriend is going to stay faithful to you.

Dude, you joined the military.....ain't no broad gonna hold out for your wretched prick, real or otherwise. At the most she'll take her glow buddy and let the next guy shove it up her ass, while he is tapping that doggie style. Come see us in a year or so and I GUARANTEE you won't still be together.

Reality > your naive pollyanna nonsense.

Im not going away forever numb nuts. Im going to be gone for 3 MONTHS thats it. Not every girl has to have a dick in them constantly. Im in the national guard so ill be stationed here where I wanted to be stationed. Only way ill go away for longer is if I get deployed and when the day comes I know she will stay faithful but I don't think that will be for a couple years or so. I know that it probably wouldn't work if I had to be stationed somewhere else im not a naive dumbass.

[This message has been edited by AprenticeChemistBITCHS (edited 02-05-2007).]

MOS school, combat training. And i was gone for only three months too.

just make ur own with plaster of paris and glowy shit.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Im not going away forever numb nuts. Im going to be gone for 3 MONTHS thats it.



That's what thousands of soldiers going to Iraq said

quote:Originally posted by DaGuru:

LOL @ you for thinking your girlfriend is going to stay faithful to you.

Dude, you joined the military.....ain't no broad gonna hold out for your wretched prick, real or otherwise. At the most she'll take her glow buddy and let the next guy shove it up her ass, while he is tapping that doggie style. Come see us in a year or so and I GUARANTEE you won't still be together.

Reality > your naive pollyanna nonsense.

you are far too bitter and negative for your opinion to mean much of anything substantial.

yeah i've heard about these build your own dildo kits. they sound quite amusing, although i think you have to be pretty precise and patient. i say go for it, at the very least it'll be good for a laugh. just...don't do this:

quote:Originally posted by Pooter:

just make ur own with plaster of paris and glowy shit.

quote:Originally posted by Phaint:

That's what thousands of soldiers going to Iraq said



Well anyone that joins the military(Exception of Navy and possibly some Airforce) these days and thinks they are NOT going over to iraq was either greatly lied to by their recruiter(definatly should have their ass kicked if thats the case), or they are just a dumb naive retard. When I joined the Army I knew DAMN well that I was going to be going overseas one day to fight for my country. Otherwise I would have gotten a differnt job, they said I could have ANY JOB with my score but I chose infantry because I knew that when the time came to be over seas id much rather have a chance at paying the fucking assholes back and since im going to be a teacher most military jobs wouldn't help me advance my career afterwards. I know that one day I will have to go away for a year or two unless by some miracle the Iraqi's actually start caring and trying like how the Afgani's are and the war ends.

The plaster of paris mold would work if I knew where to get the gel stuff to fill the mold but it wouldn't be safe id much rather use a professional kit and spend a little more money and not have something bad happen to my dick.

She could just buy those shitty glow-in-the-dark condoms.