i was diagnosed with IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) as a little kid and tonight it is responsible for the worst moment of my entire life....

me and my gf who ive been dating for a little over a month now had sex tonight.. it was only our 2nd time having sex and while I was stretching my legs and relaxing my muscles I pooped in my fucking boxers and some even trickled down to her legs..

when she noticed the poop she stopped immediatly and screams out "eww OH MYGOD.. OH MY GOD" and flipped out when it happened. it was really awkward and she wanted to go home to take a shower she was laughing at the end of it and shaking her head saying "I can't believe this.." right before she left.

what am I supposed to do totse?? will I ever have another shot with this girl?

Fuck that is rough... I don't even know what to say.

LOL!!!!!!!!! thats so fucking funny!

yes i think u still do. aslong as you explained to her about it and take some precautions nex time u should be ok. wear something that will allow ur dick do come out completely but cover ur ass if need be. or take a shit before u fuck

hahahahahahahahahaha.

That sucks, I dunno what to tell you dude...

But even if this is a troll post, ROFL.....

I lawled at the title of this thread.

If a guy pooped on me, that would be the end of it. Even if it was accidental.

Haha, that's really funny. But if she has any sort of feelings for you and is sympathetic about your illness, she'll get over it. This isn't nearly as bad, but it might make you feel a bit better: my boyfriend got a shit stain on my best towel and chased me with it for like half an hour rubbing it on my face and stuff...And I still love him, lol.

Wear diapers next time.

I'd say you SHIT on any chance you had for a future with this girl.

Next chick you find to bang, stay away from Taco Hell beforehand!

Butt plugs are your friend.

I say you find a way to keep it humorous and joke about it.

And of course explain your condition to her if you already haven't, but if she truly likes you its a small and humorous hurdle to hop.

I'll edit and post something if I can think of a funny way to reference the situation

What a shitty experience.

make sure your stomach is empty before sex?

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

This isn't nearly as bad, but it might make you feel a bit better: my boyfriend got a shit stain on my best towel and chased me with it for like half an hour rubbing it on my face and stuff...And I still love him, lol.

That's seriously disgusting.

I laughed the whole way through this thread haha. Talk to her man, tell her the truth, and if she's mature enough, she can get over it, and if not, then maybe its better you didn't have to wait so long to find out what she's really like! If she is a mature girl, I bet you'll be laughing about this in the future. Maybe you'll have kids one day and tell them that babies are made "by pooping on mommy."

I hope you don't hang out in the same social circles, same school, etc....

Girls talk to other girls about a lot of shit....My girl/the girl i'm currently fucking has let slip a few things she's told her girlfriends....nothing bad that I know of, because there hasn't really been any real incidents that were bad.

But you can almost guarantee that eventually news of this will leak out, much like shit from your anus during sex....

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

What a shitty experience.

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

I hope you don't hang out in the same social circles, same school, etc....

Girls talk to other girls about a lot of shit....My girl/the girl i'm currently fucking has let slip a few things she's told her girlfriends....nothing bad that I know of, because there hasn't really been any real incidents that were bad.

But you can almost guarantee that eventually news of this will leak out, much like shit from your anus during sex....

lol

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:



But you can almost guarantee that eventually news of this will leak out, much like shit from your anus during sex....

haha!

Now, where's that guy who always suggests to "poop on her face"?

quote:Originally posted by DaGuru:

I'd say you SHIT on any chance you had for a future with this girl.



n1

You need two condoms.

Condom 1: Wear it on your penis

Condow 2: Stitch it on to your anus

I am not going to get into the whole feces issue here... I am trying to picture/figure out why you would be having sex with your boxers on.

HAHAHAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAH OMFG

edit: seriously though, you have to understand that she's pretty freaked out now. Talk to her about it, explain it.

and thanks for making my day

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I nearly shit my pants laughing because of this thread!

I'm sorry but that made me giggle mate!

At the end of the day, if she is worth anything and is as into you as much as you think, then she'll understand that it's a medical problem and not that you're a dirty animal.

If she bitches about it, forget her dude.

I honestly didn't find it funny at all.

I didn't really seen anything absurd with it.

then again

my name isn't rizzo in a box for anything

it really is true

there is no reason

which is all the reason I need.

If she's the "right" one, she'll stick with ya.

Consider it the "ultimate test" in the first month of dating.

Shove a tampon up your ass before you have sex next time.

quote:Originally posted by phmeworp:

I am not going to get into the whole feces issue here... I am trying to picture/figure out why you would be having sex with your boxers on.

So i understand a little about this IBS but what caused you to poop at that point was it the excitement or was it just coincedence? I realize that with this you can't go then all of a sudden you can. But did sex some how trigger it. Man I'd move on and forget about that chick now

I am sorry. You should probably kill yourself if this becomes a pattern. Or learn to love scat.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

This isn't nearly as bad, but it might make you feel a bit better: my boyfriend got a shit stain on my best towel and chased me with it for like half an hour rubbing it on my face and stuff...And I still love him, lol.

That's worse. Here, let me highlight it for you:

quote:This isn't nearly as bad, but it might make you feel a bit better: my boyfriend got a shit stain on my best towel and chased me with it for like half an hour rubbing it on my face and stuff...

quote:Originally posted by X_scorpioIrisX:

Shove a tampon up your ass before you have sex next time.

Doesn't everyone do that?

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Doesn't everyone do that?

I think she means a fresh one.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

[B] ...

Haha, it's not like it was dripping with poo, it was just a stain.

That sucks man, unlucky for you.

But seriously, do you REALLY think you will find solace in loading up these trolls with more ammunition to laugh at random people than they already have?

DANCE WITH THE POOP IN YOUR PANTS!!!!We can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance

Well they're, no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to

A place where they will never find

And we can act like we come from out of this world

Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance, "dansez"

We can go when we want to

Night is young and so am I

And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet

And surprise them with a victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to

If we don't nobody will

And you can act real rude and totally removed

And I can act like an imbecile

And say

We can dance, we can dance

Everything's out of control

We can dance, we can dance

We're doing it from pole to pole

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody look at your hands

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody's taking the chance

Safe to dance

Oh well its safe to dance

Yes it safe to dance

We can dance if we want to

We've got all your life and mine

As long as we abuse it, never going to lose it

Everything will work out right

I say, We can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance

Well they're no friends of mine

I say, we can dance, we can dance

Everything's out of control

We can dance, we can dance

We're doing it from pole to pole

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody look at your hands

We can dance, we can dance

Everybody's taking the chance

Well it's safe to dance

Yes it's safe to dance

Well it's safe to dance

Well it's safe to dance

Yes it's safe to dance

Well it's safe to dance

Well it's safe to dance

!!!!!!!! ITS SAFE TO DANCE

This thread made me more sad than hearing about a drunk driving accident on the news.

we had a snowday today so I didn't get to see her at school but she called me around noon today and fuckin dumped me... she said pooping on her was only part of it and she thinks we'd be better off friends.. When I tried to explain her that it wouldn't happen again she interrupted me saying, "EW! Don't even bring that up Eric. Never again." being all harsh...

I can't fuckin take this shit.. I'm gonna go get stoned and eat some Pez.. which is the only thing that can really make me feel better..

quote:Originally posted by inspiron42000:

she said pooping on her was only part of it and she thinks we'd be better off friends..



Sorry, but if totse had sigs, that would by my sig of the month!

quote:Originally posted by inspiron42000:

we had a snowday today so I didn't get to see her at school but she called me around noon today and fuckin dumped me... she said pooping on her was only part of it and she thinks we'd be better off friends.. When I tried to explain her that it wouldn't happen again she interrupted me saying, "EW! Don't even bring that up Eric. Never again." being all harsh...

I can't fuckin take this shit.. I'm gonna go get stoned and eat some Pez.. which is the only thing that can really make me feel better..

Suicide is ALWAYS an option. Contrary to what the liberal kyke media would have you believe, it's actually a temporary soltion to a permament problem. DO IT.

quote:Originally posted by Kommandant_Klaus:

Wear diapers next time.

baby vs. babysitter role playing sex?

Wow. Funniest thread of the month.

Owned by IBS.

She probably told all her friends, and your mutual friends, *if any*.

Good luck.

we jus had a convo on AIM.. she admitted that pooping on her was a big reason. she said it was traumatizing for her and she can't take a chance of it happening again in a relationship with me.

I can't take the pain... pouring myself a few shots of mohawk vodka right now

Damage control: make sure she doesn't tell anyone else.

And honestly, I mean, if I had a gf and she accidentally crapped a little while we were having sex, I would not be happy, but it's not breakup worthy. I mean, it's not like you did it on purpose...

yeah dude that majorly sucks.

for some reason the valve thing in my penis is fucked up, so i can piss even when im totally erect. I always hold back when i come because if i dont hold it in (like you do when you relly have to piss) and I have any urine in my bladder it comes out as well. To go along with that, even though I'm a small guy I have a surprisingly large bladder I've developed from long road trips.

always kinda worried that im gonna get drunk some time, fuck somebody, and unleash a full bladder load inside them, i think that could be worse than a little bit of shit, shrug

^^^The girl would probably just think it was her, lol.

OP that sucks that she dumped you. But if she did it just because of a stupid little accident then she's not worth it anyway.

What's she gonna do when she has a baby and it gets diarreah and shits all over her? Give it up for adoption? lol

Shit.. all my sympathy goes to you.

And the best of luck too.

Tell everyone you pooped on her on purpose, make it look like you pwnt her, not you pwnt yourself.

thank you for putting all of my problems into perspective....wow....

This happened the first time I buttfucked my boyfriend. We were going at it missionary and then suddenly this shitty smell fills the room and like soft warm yellow shit was leaking from his anus unto my cock and balls and getting stuck on my pubic hair. Made me quite mad but I still love him, provided he does an enema or two before we go to bed.

*Files thread in the "Can't make this shit up" section of &T*

Right next to the highlighter! Seriously, we NEED to start up an archive for "Can't make this shit up" just imagine what goes there!

err... do we have the best thread/top 10 threads award ?

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Butt plugs are your friend.

That reminds me of american dad, where he thinks theres gay vampires.. and he hand his daughter a clove of garlic and tells her to plug her butt with it LMAO... funny shit.

quote:Originally posted by LavaRed:

This happened the first time I buttfucked my boyfriend. We were going at it missionary and then suddenly this shitty smell fills the room and like soft warm yellow shit was leaking from his anus unto my cock and balls and getting stuck on my pubic hair. Made me quite mad but I still love him, provided he does an enema or two before we go to bed.

This post is just further proof that cocksucking fags are NOT normal people. YELLOW SHIT????? WTF? Little babies have yellowISH crap, until they start eating solid foods. Now before you come back to me with some excuse about "while having sex anally you are going in different places" please keep in mind I have buttfucked MANY different women in my time. Whereas a scant very few times there has been issues of poop residue on the end of my dick, it was NEVER colored yellow...or anywhere close.

So now that we know without a doubt that faggots are NOT like NORMAL human beings, I just wonder....exactly what planet are you from and what color is the sky there?

LAVARED that is fucking gross, That is some of the worse stuff I've ever heard. Some things are better left unsaid and that is one of them. Why would you even want to say that in public.Your butt buddy is obviously infected when he starts ozzing puss out of his ass. Fuck Fuck Fuck! Were chatting about a serious medical condition and the embarressement it is causing.

quote:Originally posted by inspiron42000:

I can't fuckin take this shit.. I'm gonna go get stoned and eat some Pez.. which is the only thing that can really make me feel better..



there ya go champ, now go find yourself a girl whos into being poooped on.

quote:Originally posted by inspiron42000:

I pooped in my fucking boxers and some even trickled down to her legs...

will I ever have another shot with this girl?

Not unless you invest hard cash in an industrial strength butt plug.

quote:Originally posted by Gojeero:

Tell everyone you pooped on her on purpose, make it look like you pwnt her, not you pwnt yourself.

This is a great idea actually, IF word gets out. Say that you really wanted to break up with her but you didn't want to hurt her feelings, so you pooped on her to make her break up with you.

Instead of being an embarrassing story, it will make you a hero.

Tell her that your buddies spiked your food/drinks with laxatives a few hours before and you didn't know.

Thats just some shitty luck man.

God I'm an asshole.

quote:Originally posted by Gojeero:

Tell everyone you pooped on her on purpose, make it look like you pwnt her, not you pwnt yourself.

Get a girlfriend with a scat fetish.

invest in a butt plug

Aw fuck dude, I'm sorry but that is fucking hilarious.

You definately have my sympathy though. That's a really, really shitty deal...

Though she did say it was "traumatic" for her... you better hope she doesn't go find herself a shoulder to cry & spill the beans on!

buy some depends, and post pics.

Shit happens...

That's bullshit!



Straight up bullshit!

quote:Originally posted by Noisy Anus:

Shit happens...

"I pooped, sex is over."

Dude I have IBS too, I know how you feel. I've never shit while having sex, but I know I've had the urge during. You just gotta go before it happens. I know IBS is an embarrassing syndrome, especially diarrhea prevalent IBS. It took me 2 years to tell my girlfriend I even had it, and she is was, thankfully, loving and understanding. Don't worry about it fucking up your game though. My dad has it worse than I do. He's got like 5 "women he enjoys time with", one of whom is 28. He is a ripe 47.

Just don't eat foods that trigger your IBS before a date.

Something that always makes me feel better about IBS is that if I'm ever short on cash, I can shit on someone in a scat video. Hopefully that's all they will want me to do. As much as I shit, I don't enjoy it.

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If she comes back, at least you know she's a keeper.

I wonder what everyone at school or your friends are going to call you for a nickname.....that was really funny though

BWAHAHAHA- I think this is gods way of telling you to use a butt plug during sex.

You've only been dating for a short period of time, so it isn't surprising she dumped you. Move on.

I don't know much about your problem, but wouldn't an enema before sex be something to think about next time? They sell them at drug stores, just empty the fluid it comes with and replace it with water. Those fluids could be too harsh.

quote:Originally posted by inspiron42000:

we had a snowday today so I didn't get to see her at school but she called me around noon today and fuckin dumped me... she said pooping on her was only part of it and she thinks we'd be better off friends.. When I tried to explain her that it wouldn't happen again she interrupted me saying, "EW! Don't even bring that up Eric. Never again." being all harsh...

I can't fuckin take this shit.. I'm gonna go get stoned and eat some Pez.. which is the only thing that can really make me feel better..

Pez pwns. The girl's a bitch.

Holy shit.... I lol'd.

Then I felt bad for laughing.

Awww. I have IBS too, but I don't think it's so bad that I'd poo myself during sex...

I think you should just cut your losses and move on. And hope she doesn't say anything. And hope it never happens again. I don't think I could get over it if someone pooed on me. Seriously. And I wouldn't expect someone to forgive me for doing it. Tis weird and icky.

Oh and dude, there's pills you can take to control it when it starts acting up. Go talk to your doctor. Good luck and such.

Seriously, find a girl with a poop fetish and you're gold!

Take a shitload of vicodin and wait for ti to wear off. you wont be numb anymore and you wont shit for weeks.

put a cork up your ass

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

I don't think I could get over it if someone pooed on me. Seriously. And I wouldn't expect someone to forgive me for doing it. Tis weird and icky.

It's not like he did it on purpose. I wouldn't really care if my girlfriend shit all over me. Gross, sure, but I'd swim through an ocean of shit for her...