So, my grandma bought me more food, and this time it was a ham and cheese, wheat one.

Me, being the inventive one that I am, stuck it in the microwave for 2:30 and waited. It was the longest two mins and 30 secs that I have ever waited for.

But alas I forgot the cooling time. I chewed off the end, and realized that sticking anything in there might help devolpe thrid degree burns.

Waiting another 5 mins and blowing occasionaly I got to the point where I needed something warm to stick it in to. Testing it with my tounge, I probed the pocket. It taseted so sweet and suculant, I wish my jewish friends were around to see me eating out this Ham filled hot pocket MMMMM It was so juicy.

I then proceded to ravage it with my shaft, in and out. Enjoying the freshly nuked goodness, The cheese provided excelent lubricant, and the tightness around the body, I came with in three mins.

When I came, it was the most intense feeling. I shook! It took me a couple of seconds to realize that I had squirted all over the floor. "DAMN!", I thought to myself the cheese and ham cumcocktion was EVERYWHERE.

I got to licking it up, and I have had a girl make out with me after I came in her mouth, but this tasted INCREDIBLE!

Moral of the story, Hot pockets can be reused.

EDIT: Its a lot better than a sammich.

EDIT: I forgot to ask, has anyone else tried this?

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 02-04-2007).]

I'm never eating hot pockets again.

wtf is a hot pocket?

Whatever it is, I now want to never ever eat one. Ever.

Hahaha oh my god. Hot pocket are delicious but I don't think I'm ever going to look at one the same..

trolling

hot pocket (http://www.dcsnacks.com/images/large/products/hot-pocket-pep-pizza_LRG.jpg)

Only it was ham and cheese.

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 02-04-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Delsym:

I'm never eating hot pockets again.



For some reason this made me laugh my ass off.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

wtf is a hot pocket?

Whatever it is, I now want to never ever eat one. Ever.

http://tinyurl.com/2c5u8n

quote:Originally posted by Tesla:

trolling

O RLY?



[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 02-04-2007).]

I hope next time you get a mouth orgasm ur penis falls off because of all the shock and excitment.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

wtf is a hot pocket?



Wow.. Don't Hot Pockets exist all over the world?

*sniff*



....its beautiful

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

wtf is a hot pocket?

Whatever it is, I now want to never ever eat one. Ever.

Why not try and defend him now, eh?

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

...

I like this one.

I think the attention to detail is good.

Jx

BUSHY WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU BANNED/DEAD YET?!?!?!

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

BUSHY WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU BANNED/DEAD YET?!?!?!

Aren't those things only, like, 4 inches wide? And you chewed the end off?

I wouldn't go round gloating your cock fitted into a pocket that was a lot smaller than 4 inches long....

when i first started to read the post i thought it was going to be about you fucking your grandma, but what a relief, all you did was fuck a hot pocket

*sigh of relief*

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

I cast Binding Hands with Maxmize on, causing it to default to a DC of 37 for you to escape... If you actually wanted to.

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

Aren't those things only, like, 4 inches wide? And you chewed the end off?

I wouldn't go round gloating your cock fitted into a pocket that was a lot smaller than 4 inches long....

I never said it went all the way in, I would say about half of it went it. And when I finished up, I used the whole thing, which is how I got a hole in the end.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

I never said it went all the way in, I would say about half of it went it. And when I finished up, I used the whole thing, which is how I got a hole in the end.

So you ravished it with only half your cock? Sure......

It's kewl, man. Someones gotta be small enough for the midgets. They need loving too, you know!

Where the hell are all the S&A mods, by the way? This is like his 3rd or 4th troll thread today.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Why not try and defend him now, eh?

Defend him? Why?



From what I can gather a hot pocket is a tasty savoury snack with pastry and varied fillings.

And now, I shall never think

"ooh, hot pockets sound really tasty!"

I'm just going to be like

"hot pockets. Those things that that guy on totse likes to have sex with."



Just because I like bushy doesent mean I'm going to love his weird icky fantasies about warm pastries..

Gustave, why you no like me anymore?

jesus fucking christ i was making a fucking hot pocket wen I started reading this you ass.

/me puts in a ban request.

quote:Originally posted by Toraton:

/me puts in a ban request.

Bless you, Toraton. God bless you. Besides firekitty you are henceforth my favorite mod.

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

Bless you, Toraton. God bless you. Besides firekitty you are henceforth my favorite mod.

Three Cheers for Toraton.

HIP HIP HURRAY!

HIP HIP HURRAY!

HIP HIP HURRAY!

**Feeds Troll**

quote:Originally posted by pvf94:

**Feeds Troll**



**feeds troll hotpocket, so that he may shove it in up his bum*

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

*brings in goats*

id much rather eat it then jerk off.

lol u fucked a hot pocket.

Oddly enough, I think bushy might just be desperate enough for this story to be true.