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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-02-04, 13:11
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Default The perfect girl. or I was dreaming?

I was thinking about the perfect girl, and I decided that she would be pieces of old relationships, Not nececarily physical, but as far as diffrent events, and things we have done Eg:

Sneeking out to smoke a cigarette in her mothers garage, smoking massive amounts of weed an d having sex filled nights with friends, going to the movies, sneeking around all sneekly, going camping, trying new rounds of drugs together, going to canada, laying all day in bed as we both call off work, dancing around the house, cookin toegther, spending holidays together, dancing more in the rain, playing DDR, some of the fights that we created for make up sex. Shit like that.

I guess those are the things I miss about having an actual giirlfriend, and not just dating someone.

So, what do you miss about having an actual girl/boyfriend, rather than a relationship?
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Old 2007-02-04, 13:20
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Default Re: The perfect girl. or I was dreaming?

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

Sneeking out, sneeking around all sneekly,

Just marry a fucking ninja.

And things I miss?

Having my balls sucked.
 #3 
Old 2007-02-04, 13:21
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mother superior
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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Just marry a fucking ninja.

Lol of the day
 #4 
Old 2007-02-04, 13:24
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Default Re: The perfect girl. or I was dreaming?

The look of love and affection on her face; the glimmer of her eyes.

She is my girlfriend though, we just happen to be apart for a while.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 02-04-2007).]
 #5 
Old 2007-02-04, 17:31
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I'm in a relationship so I'm pretty content.

Allthough I kind of miss how nervous and lame he was when we first met and was all like "soo.. do you have a boyfriend..? DO you.um. like me? can we go out...?"

very cute.
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Old 2007-02-04, 23:30
firekitty751 firekitty751 is offline
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Default Re: The perfect girl. or I was dreaming?

I sincerely hope you're not looking to date anybody young enough to have to sneak out for a cigarette.
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Old 2007-02-05, 00:01
Gus Gus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

I sincerely hope you're not looking to date anybody young enough to have to sneak out for a cigarette.

*Kicks BurningPussy out of this thread and locks the door after grabbing his submachine gun and a gas mask*
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Old 2007-02-05, 00:04
chumpion chumpion is offline
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I'm from Australia, so my perfect girl would:

* Be 3 feet tall,

* Have no teeth,

* and have a flat head to rest my beer on.

Seriously, I've been married for a few years now, and I miss all the sneaking round and finding different places to have sex, and just trying out new things together. Things like camping for the first time, or going for long drives down the coast for the hell of it, and just not really caring what we did, or where we did it, because we were together.

Don't get me wrong, we still have fun, but when it was all new and exciting it was great.

Cheers,

Chris
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Old 2007-02-05, 00:08
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quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

I sincerely hope you're not looking to date anybody young enough to have to sneak out for a cigarette.

I MISS! jesus christ!

I was 14, at the time.
 #10 
Old 2007-02-05, 00:54
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

I'm from Australia, so my perfect girl would:

* Be 3 feet tall,

* Have no teeth,

* and have a flat head to rest my beer on.

Chris

aside for the height difference and the penis jackketch could be your soul mate..
 #11 
Old 2007-02-05, 01:01
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New Zealand
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quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

I sincerely hope you're not looking to date anybody young enough to have to sneak out for a cigarette.

Fuck off
 #12 
Old 2007-02-05, 03:29
K Hole Gangster K Hole Gangster is offline
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Default Re: The perfect girl. or I was dreaming?

fucking her in the ass and then taking a dump in her stretched out poop shoot.
 
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