Alright, My grandma bought me a bunch of bananas, I like bananas. but If I eat more than one a day I get terrible heartburn.

So, Last night I had one left, but it was all black. I put it in the freezer, to make bread tommorow. Well, I was bored and reading about anal stimulation. And then I got TEH idea. I ran to the freezer, got to the store in time before it closed to get a condom.

Went back, and drew a hot bath. I let the bannana thaw a little, and slipped in with it. I wrapped the banana up like you see in the sex ed videos. * I used my mouth*

And started playing around with it. I really liked giving it head. And then I started playing with it around my ass.

Long story short, Its the next night and The banana is stuck. I have tried pushing it out, and I can't seem to get it to pull out. Now, don't get me wrong, I like the feel of a banana up the bum. There is a time and place for everything, and well, walking to the store, and eating dinner in public isn't the same with the banana.

Does anyone have any advice?

Well, there is always the precedent case of the highlighter in the ass in the archives... Maybe there are some decent suggestions in there.

Assuming it's still stuck...?

Lol @ banan0wn3d!!

That's what you get pushing things up a one-way-only place.

oh god.. but please, don't worry, I know EXACTLY how to fix this.

simply poop on her face, your grandmother's that is.

Just keep it up there, they'll pull it out for you when you leave for basic.

Luckily, it didn't freeze to my Bowels.

EDIT: Do you think it will be safe to eat when I get it out?

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 02-04-2007).]

You're SUCH a bad troll it's not even funny...

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

Just keep it up there, they'll pull it out for you when you leave for basic.

Yeah, they'll issue you a military butt plug. AT EASE SOLDIER!

Why doesn't Yoyo or anyone of those idiots that see Bushy is JUST A FUCKING TROLL?! :\

Bushy, I know you're trolling in this thread.

Even you would have the sense to put a condom on a frozen banana if you were to put it up your ass.



You do know where those things come from, right?!?!

Lol, y u troll me?

Yoyo, he's not just trolling in this thread.... He's trolling in ALL OF HIS THREADS. It's BLOODY OBVIOUS WHEN YOU'RE NOT STUPID. Like all of you MUST BE to not see. :\

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Yoyo, he's not just trolling in this thread.... He's trolling in ALL OF HIS THREADS. It's BLOODY OBVIOUS WHEN YOU'RE NOT STUPID. Like all of you MUST BE to not see. :\

I know he's trolling in this thread, but his other threads seem so beleivable.



I'm pretty stupid admittedly, but I've allways thought that up untill recently when bushy posted a thread it was a genuine thread.

Now I'm just confused.



EDIT: btw bushy, if you ever *do* happen to get something unpleasant up your ass, attempt removal by using your finger (with rubber glove, of course).

But DO NOT USE LAXATIVES, for the love of god!

If the obstruction is severe and you use laxatives, you're likely to rupture your colon or intestines.

..!



Atleast it's interesting trolling he's doing.

[This message has been edited by yoyobek (edited 02-04-2007).]

Imagine it rots really badly.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Atleast it's interesting trolling he's doing.

No, it's not interesting: It's pathetic and a cry for help. He feeds off of your attention in the same pathetic way that you feed off of his.

Stop it. :\

This is the only thread I made for trolling.

It was more of a lame attempt at funny, which I found it very. The other ones were serious.

Banana Bum, you both confuse and ammuse me. *giggle* I hope it rots.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

No, it's not interesting: It's pathetic and a cry for help. He feeds off of your attention in the same pathetic way that you feed off of his.

Stop it. :\

The only thing I feed off, are hot pockets (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/027142.html).



quote:Originally posted by Tesla:

I'm really beginning to hate you bushy and your stupidity

and comments like this. :P

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 02-04-2007).]

I'm really beginning to hate you bushy and your stupidity

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Why doesn't Yoyo or anyone of those idiots that see Bushy is JUST A FUCKING TROLL?! :\

They are just playing along with his lame, joke troll

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

No, it's not interesting: It's pathetic and a cry for help. He feeds off of your attention in the same pathetic way that you feed off of his.

Maybe I just like bushy. Ever thought of that?

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Stop it. :\



No.





[This message has been edited by yoyobek (edited 02-05-2007).]