what do we do?

is there any way to let it just drip out?

anything at all?

Pill. Quick.

quote:Originally posted by metaphoria:

Pill. Quick.

agreed

Morning after pill.

Let us know in 9 months whether it's a boy or a girl...

ZOMG SHE'S GOT THE PREGGERS!!!

Get the pill. There is a 72% chance she is pregnant now, unless you got it out really quick.

stick a hose in her vagina and turn it on

ok.. this'll definitely fix that, and no birth control is necessary

poop on her face.

quote:Originally posted by Machoman411 reborn:

ok.. this'll definitely fix that, and no birth control is necessary

poop on her face.

But nasty diseases probably won't be worth it.

Dude Chill, Mark Twain once said, "The things I worried most about in my life, never even happened!"

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

Dude Chill, Mark Twain once said, "The things I worried most about in my life, never even happened!"

Worst advice ever.

owned.

Morning after pill?

Jesus, what do they teach kids these days?

Jx

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

stick a hose in her vagina and turn it on

That was a good laugh.

Piss in a cup, and make her drink it. Keep doing this every day until she isn't pregnant.

quote:Originally posted by Jessic:

Morning after pill?

Jesus, what do they teach kids these days?

Jx

Don't have premarital sex whether you use a condom or not don't do it. Thats all they taught us in sex ed. They didn't teach us about birth control at all. They just said that we have to wait till we are married or we are going to get a girl pregnet or have warts on our dick there was no good information about what to do if you do have sex and something happens to the condom.

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

Piss in a cup, and make her drink it. Keep doing this every day until she isn't pregnant.

Lolerskates

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

stick a hose in her vagina and turn it on

I have always seriously wondered if that would work

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Don't have premarital sex whether you use a condom or not don't do it. Thats all they taught us in sex ed. They didn't teach us about birth control at all. They just said that we have to wait till we are married or we are going to get a girl pregnet or have warts on our dick there was no good information about what to do if you do have sex and something happens to the condom.

Jesus, where do you live, Nebraska during the 1940's? In my health class they always stressed condom use.

quote:Originally posted by Graah:

Jesus, where do you live, Nebraska during the 1940's? In my health class they always stressed condom use.

No kidding. When we were in health class in teh 7th grade, I'm a junior now, they taught us all sorts of birth control: the pill, the patch that would be coming out, the female condom, etc etc etc.

Arizona, yea they told us about condoms obviously but they barly told you anything about them except that if you use them then yea your screwed and that condoms are not 100% effective so stay away from sex. They did however show us the STD slid show which had NO real information on the diseases or how you can catch them or what they are just how gross your vag/dick can look if you get them really bad. YEa it kind of really is shitty that they didn't teach us about more birth control or info on the stuff because fuck marraige for sex thats just dumb and stupid.

RU-486 ftw

Yeah, sex ed isn't as bad as people say. And you know the old saying- better safe than sorry. Guess the OP is sorry.

And I have no doubt that married couples have better sex than kids having a fling., which was one of the main things they stressed- relationships tend to go downhill faster if you graduate to sex before really being "into" each other.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Arizona, yea they told us about condoms obviously but they barly told you anything about them except that if you use them then yea your screwed and that condoms are not 100% effective so stay away from sex. They did however show us the STD slid show which had NO real information on the diseases or how you can catch them or what they are just how gross your vag/dick can look if you get them really bad. YEa it kind of really is shitty that they didn't teach us about more birth control or info on the stuff because fuck marraige for sex thats just dumb and stupid.

Where in Arizona?

Yeah they pretty much taught me that exact thing.

T-town thats all im going to say as I don't want to give away my adress to the WHOLE totse. And if you live in arizona you probably know where im talking about anyway. Yea it really sucked hell I learned more about sex ed in 4th grade sex ed then I did in highschool sex ed. BULL SHIT man, this is why I hate religous nuts that try to push their belifes on others. Its PROVEN that in schools where Abstenice is the focus theres higher pregger rate then in schools where they teach about birth control.

Start force feeding her crack and alcohol.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

T-town thats all im going to say as I don't want to give away my adress to the WHOLE totse. And if you live in arizona you probably know where im talking about anyway. Yea it really sucked hell I learned more about sex ed in 4th grade sex ed then I did in highschool sex ed. BULL SHIT man, this is why I hate religous nuts that try to push their belifes on others. Its PROVEN that in schools where Abstenice is the focus theres higher pregger rate then in schools where they teach about birth control.

T-town... do you have aim? We could talk on there instead.

My aim is dhunterakira

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The Pill.

And by that... I mean X.

And by that, I mean fuck her while she's on X.

I love busting a nut in my girlfriend.

We only do it when she's on her period.

I don't know if that's weird... but I love it.