1)Be a Gentleman

a)hold open ALL doors. Be religious about this. Girls may argue, but they are just making a show.

b) pay for all your dates. Girls like this because it shows that you want to support them, you will take care of them if they stick around

2) Give her flowers. Figure out her favorite flower and occasionally give her a bouquet. Girls love flowers, they show that your thinking about them. (i know its a girl thing. Most men just dont understand)

3) occasionally suprise her with a goody. Randomly buy her favorite candy bar or something. Then when your hanging out give it to her when she is least expecting.

4) Remember birthdays, valentines day, sweetest day, and other lovey days. I know hallmark makes a killing but cards are great. (A better alternative from hallmark is make your own cards, extra brownie points!!)

5) Tell her she looks beautiful. 9 days out of 10 she dresses to impress you. Tell her your impressed.

6)you know those cheesy lines. Some girls actually like them. Make sure you tell her you mean it, so you don't come off sounding sarcastic.

7)Girls like to cuddle. Cuddling does not include making out or sex. Cuddling is holding her.

8) Listen to what she says. Don't nod your head and grunt at the right times. Actually make comments.

9)If she comes to you with her problems she does not need answers. What she really wants is a shoulder to cry on and listened to.

10) Flirt with her. Even if she has been your girlfriend for 2 years. Keep the fun romance up. Flirting really is fun.

Just remember, always act yourself and be kind and caring.

way 2 much 2 remember lol fuk that

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

way 2 much 2 remember lol fuk that

Nobody ever said it was easy.

lulz dat stuff iz 4 nobz

lulz y wuld i wan du dat stuffz u niggz r stooopid lolz.

lol y ur tips suk

lol y u stab me?

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

b) pay for all your dates. Girls like this because it shows that you want to support them, you will take care of them if they stick around

Why would anyone sane want a bitch that just mooches off you?

er I have a few female friends who would think that those tips are clingy and paying for everything um ya.......

RAWHIDE *cracks whip*

Not true.

In truth, you should call her Honey-Britches and spit raps. No girl can resist raps.

The secret is to indulge.

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

b) pay for all your dates. Girls like this because it shows that you want to support them, you will take care of them if they stick around

I'm not made of money here...

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

3) occasionally suprise her with a goody. Randomly buy her favorite candy bar or something. Then when your hanging out give it to her when she is least expecting.

I don't want my bitch putting on any extra weight.

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

4) Remember birthdays, valentines day, sweetest day, and other lovey days. I know hallmark makes a killing but cards are great.

It's the thought that counts. So as long as I thought about getting her something, it shouldn't matter whether I actually do or not.

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

5) Tell her she looks beautiful. 9 days out of 10 she dresses to impress you. Tell her your impressed.

I never once told an attractive girl that they're attractive. I only say it to ugly chicks to boost their self-esteem. Most hot chicks already get it enough anyway.

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

6)you know those cheesy lines. Some girls actually like them. Make sure you tell her you mean it, so you don't come off sounding sarcastic.

"Seriously... You gotta believe me!! I'm not bullshitting you! You ARE the bees knees, baby!"

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

7)Girls like to cuddle. Cuddling does not include making out or sex. Cuddling is holding her.

No, cuddling means getting your fuck on.

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

8) Listen to what she says. Don't nod your head and grunt at the right times. Actually make comments.

I'll just follow your advice in the next one...

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

9)If she comes to you with her problems she does not need answers. What she really wants is a shoulder to cry on and listened to.

Sweet! That means I only have to pretend that I'm listening! I like this one!

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

10) Flirt with her. Even if she has been your girlfriend for 2 years. Keep the fun romance up. Flirting really is fun.

Nah, if she's stuck with me this long, she ain't goin' nowhere.

quote:Originally posted by echo4818:

act yourself.

Oxymoron?

By the way, I'm just messin with ya. There are some good tips in there, and the effort is appreciated.

What Gadz means, is this guide is written, and re written in so many words, every what? Two weeks, and I think Gadz has written one of the most complete guides on this.

A for eFfort.

I take it the OP is still a virgin. Because that shit is just stupid.

Besides gals don't like the gentlemen they like the cocky and rough men.

quote:Originally posted by Influx:

lulz dat stuff iz 4 nobz

lulz y wuld i wan du dat stuffz u niggz r stooopid lolz.

lulz cuz no sex 4 u

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

What Gadz means, is this guide is written, and re written in so many words, every what? Two weeks, and I think Gadz has written one of the most complete guides on this.

A for eFfort.

Pretty much yeah. I mean, some of the ideas are good, and this whole thing could help some people who really don't have a clue. But all in all it's pretty much been done before.

quote:Originally posted by slim-ov-derby:

Besides gals don't like the gentlemen they like the cocky and rough men.

In moderation...

If you do the things listed above on a regular basis and follow it as a strict set of guidelines, then no, you won't be very successful. But if you combine these suggestions with being more... manly, then you will be more successful.

You have to be romantic/sensitive at least once in a while. Just don't overdo it.

quote:Originally posted by slim-ov-derby:

Besides gals don't like the gentlemen they like the cocky and rough men.

Seriously, go eat a fucking cock.

This is for people already in a relationship. Not for people looking to pick up bitches.

You people are idiots.

These are hints. I didn't make a fucking guide. And yes this is for people already in a relationship. Don't look at this guide for getting a one night stand.

dumbasses

I dont know if I have that in me.. I would have to dig a girl a whole ton. Im not rich either and dont know if I will be so I hope thats not some sort of universal expectation. If it is I think Im gonna be involved in alot of hit and runs.

Theese tips are good when first dating a lady, but..... they tend to think you are weak and a pushover if you continue to long.

Better tip to a happy relationship; only get into a relationship with someone you love, and then things just work.

11) Learn the difference between "your" and "you're" because girls don't like retards.

quote:Originally posted by Khepri:

lulz cuz no sex 4 u

u haev nu choice fur wen i sex u lawlz.

Fuckkkk-Thaaattttt.

What Mr Happy said is more my kinda logic. Or even if it's not love at first, someone who you don't need to follow "cosmo hints" in order to impress, who you are just compatible with.

And above all, don't forget to fuck the shit* outta her once in a while.

* extremely intense sexual intercourse

find this on myspace?

I'm guessing the OP is 15 or so. That would make his parents about 45 or so.

Back when they were playing the field those tips may have worked.

My advise to you is stop listening to what your mother tells you girls are looking for, otherwise you will find wife. Start looking for fun, interesting sexual girls, and have a bit of fun for a few years.

Then find a wife.

The type of women I like would break up with a man for following that guide.

Do, a,b,c,d,e, but oh, be yourself. Horseshit.

It exibits some rediculous lack of self confidence that women can smell from miles away.

Just, really be yourself.

The good thing about lust/love is once it's struck, you can do whatever the fuck you want for about 14 months.

What would a dolphin know about human relationships?

Echo you are FUCKING STUPID. You're obviously less than 20 and probably have had 1 girlfriend and think you know everything. Woman don't want to be slobbered all over. You have no clue what you're talking about and I gurantee you'll never get laid unless you buy some ghb and go to a "teen" club, because thats probably the only place you're old enough to get in to. Idiot.

LOL Echo is either a woman or a very dumb guy. If he actually thinks all those things will make women like you, he needs to actually try them on a girl and see what happens.

There's nothing wrong with following some of this advice when you're already in a relationship...

As long as you don't exclusively adhere to these "hints" as some kind of strict guideline, then it can be helpful.

It's just some ideas for things to do once in a while to show that you're not completely self-absorbed.

Besides, some of them, like #10 for example, are universally useful. Do you really want to be in a stale relationship?

This advice is all the same...

Don't be an asshole. Treat her like a princess... everything is YOUR fault. Apologize you fucking jerk.

Jeez, just be nice and have fun with her. My last ex liked me because I didn't follow these "rules" and just focused on making her feel special and having a great time together.

I still keep in contact with all my ex's and remain friends with them - So I must be doing something right!

ha. this makes me laugh. for one reason. i have a friend who broke up with a guy because he did most of this shit.

quote:Originally posted by RogueEagle91:

ha. this makes me laugh. for one reason. i have a friend who broke up with a guy because he did most of this shit.

Probably because he was doing it excessively.

No matter how much a guy wants to pay every time, it's not always a good thing. I don't like feeling like my boyfriend has to pay for everything, because then, even if he doesn't see it that way, I feel like I'm being dependent on him.