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#1
 2007-02-03, 06:15 |
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 Lmao, hit on by a tard
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#2
2007-02-03, 07:12 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#3
2007-02-03, 07:38 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
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Originally Posted by Rizzo in a box
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#4
2007-02-03, 07:38 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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2007-02-03, 07:49 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#6
2007-02-03, 07:53 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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2007-02-03, 07:57 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#8
2007-02-03, 08:05 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#9
2007-02-03, 08:06 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#10
2007-02-03, 08:07 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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2007-02-03, 08:11 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#12
2007-02-03, 08:11 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#13
2007-02-03, 08:21 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#14
2007-02-03, 08:25 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
Spurious?
HB?
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#15
2007-02-03, 08:41 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by InCasinoOut:
Spurious?
HB?
Asshole, you ruined it.
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#16
2007-02-03, 08:50 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by InCasinoOut:
Spurious?
HB?
You're not a mod so don't suggest things which are obvious, if you can't actually do anything about it.
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#17
2007-02-03, 08:58 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by InCasinoOut:
Spurious?
HB?
You fucking cretin.
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#18
2007-02-03, 08:59 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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2007-02-03, 09:02 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#20
2007-02-03, 09:06 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
Me too?
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2007-02-03, 09:08 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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2007-02-03, 09:28 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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#23
2007-02-03, 09:29 |
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Re: Lmao, hit on by a tard
quote:Originally posted by Senior Pepe:
Me and my friend were out running some errands a few hours ago and had to go to the grocery store. So we get to the store and went to the coke machine to get some drinks. While we were standing there, this girl comes up. She looks about 14 or 15 and says hey. In a really soft tone. And I looked over and said hey dude, and pointed at her. He looks over and shes like, quivering. He was wearing a hardrock cafe tshirt and she says. "i like your shirt". He said "why? do you play guitar or something" and she said "and your shoes". At this point we were like okayyy.... see ya later. We walked off and turned around and she was peering over the corner staring at my friend. i think she was slighty retarded. Either that, or she was just a fucking weird nerd.
Just thought Id share.
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