She told me she had something for me before I left, and I was kinda weirded out. I don't know why.

So, she met me at this coffee shop I used to work at. We talked, and Then she said "oh yea, here" and handed me this. (http: //froogle. google.com /froogle?q =zippo+207 62&hl=en&i e=UTF-8&sa =X&oi=froo gle&ct=title) I said "Oh, you forgot to take the tag off"

She then told me, and I quote " That's so you know that you owe me" with the biggest grin I have seen.

WHAT THE HELL? Yes, she is cute. But instead of getting me something, and telling me I owe her. why couldn't she cook me something? At least then I would know what to do.

We went to the movie theatre next door. Venus was playing. It was good, and then we called it a night.

I told her about this bus I bought. And, she told me she would help. I needed a place to keep it. She is the first person to be in on it, and promised to keep it a secret.

I so, what do I "owe" her? I mean She has my bus.

She was probably just joking because she forgot to take the tag off. If not, that's incredibly tacky, to give someone a gift and expect them to pay you for it. It kind of defeats the purpose...

thats what I was thinking, but she said it VERY sugestively.

She wants your face burried in her bearded clam.

Just don't say anything. If she is serious and mentions it again, tell her to take it back. It's not like you asked her to buy it for you...

Alright, follow my instructions:



This is what you do...



Poop on her face.

she gave you a broken URL link? what a cheap bitch

Also, for Gods sake, stop reading so much into everything. Do you cream yourself everytime a supermarket worker asks if you want paper or plastic? Is "do you want fries with that" an invitation for sex? Good god.

[This message has been edited by rabbitweed (edited 02-03-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Is "do you want fries with that" an invitation for sex? Good god.

O_O

*throws away condoms and lube*

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Also, for Gods sake, stop reading so much into everything. Do you cream yourself everytime a supermarket worker asks if you want paper or plastic? Is "do you want fries with that" an invitation for sex? Good god.



Gah! Whatever I say at work, I just get a dirty leer in response

"was that a foot long, or six inches?"

"can I get you anything else with that..?"

"is that one cut?"



And so on.



So bushy, is this girl going to look after your 'bus' when you go into the army marine type thing?



DO you have pics of this bus? You're killing me with curiosity here.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

If not, that's incredibly tacky, to give someone a gift and expect them to pay you for it. It kind of defeats the purpose...

I think she wants to be paid back in bushy's sex.

maybe she wants some of your hair or some type of "service" in exchange for it.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Gah! Whatever I say at work, I just get a dirty leer in response

"was that a foot long, or six inches?"

"can I get you anything else with that..?"

"is that one cut?"



And so on.



So bushy, is this girl going to look after your 'bus' when you go into the army marine type thing?



DO you have pics of this bus? You're killing me with curiosity here.

I am soooo visiting you at work, ill serve you a foot long. :P I used to work at subway. It was a JOYous time.



Pictures are coming, I leave friday, so they might not be here for another year, but Its already registered as a motor home, and the insurance is on it. So, it is driveable.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

[...]I leave friday[...]

SWEET VICTORY (until they kick his loser ass out for being a complete waste of time).