Well it's kind of a long story but I need some advice now. Basically, I'm 17, and there's this girl at the school I finished at last year. She's PROBABLY 14, a small chance of being 13 and an even smaller chance of being 15. She's in grade 9. I liked her last year but didn't do anything about it. Other than glances now and again, I've NEVER spoken to her. I've now decided that I wan't to make my move (better late than never) so I ask this one girl at the school on myspace if she'd help me. She was being uncooperative so I goatse'd her and then she stopped talking to me. I then asked HER friend, who luckily for me seems glad to help. The only problem is that this person doesn't really know the girl and is asking me how she should go about this. This is a very tricky situation and I need some really good advice.

I'll tell more later...

man up and talk to her, think about this logically, you are a junior or senior in high school and she is a freshman, any freshman would be thrilled to speak to an upperclassman, it won't happen, but worse think that can is that she doesn't acknowledge you, so what, you already weren't speaking to her

Just a hint: You're not going to impress a girl by goatse-ing her friends...

quote:Originally posted by ram_from_meche:

man up and talk to her, think about this logically, you are a junior or senior in high school and she is a freshman, any freshman would be thrilled to speak to an upperclassman, it won't happen, but worse think that can is that she doesn't acknowledge you, so what, you already weren't speaking to her

That's the reason I need this other girl to help out. I'm not AT the school anymore. I finished last year.

And the girl I goatse'd wasn't a friend of the girl I like; she's a friend of the girl helping. I SO regret doing that. Being a totsean, one tends to forget the effect of goatse on outsiders...

quote:Originally posted by Dark Kaiser II:

Being a totsean, one tends to forget the effect of goatse on outsiders...

I lold!

The whole thing is actually a long story but here's a pic, to get some inspiration here...

http://tinyurl.com/2m62tj

Hmm... maybe shouldn't have posted that, but I don't totse will complain, heh.

[This message has been edited by Dark Kaiser II (edited 02-02-2007).]

Help would be appriciated...

bump

Dude, you don't need to bump your thread if it's still on the front page, it'll just annoy people.

As for advice, why don't you just shoot her a "hey cutie, what's up?" on myspace?

Well I don't HAVE her Myspace, amd I'd like somrthing a little more realisble than a shot in the dark like that.

Well would it be that hard to get it?

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Just a hint: You're not going to impress a girl by goatse-ing her friends...

This made me laugh, it's all lies though.

The girl who's supposed to be helping out might be able to get it. I was actually surprised at the reply got from her, seeing as I don't think I've even spoken to her before...

But I just need to know how to tell her to go about this. She's asking if she must just speak to the girl about me but won't that make me look wierd? Just tell me exactly.

ffs come on people...

...you're a pathetic, desperate, creepy fucker. That's for sure.

Print out goatse, put it in an envelope, and ask her friend to pass it to her.

[This message has been edited by Agent 008 (edited 02-03-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

...you're a pathetic, desperate, creepy fucker. That's for sure.

What the fuck makes you think that??

I know kids like you. Online, you block, flame, or goatse people when things aren't going your way, and you usually throw in an insult before logging off, to get the last laugh.

The way to get people to help you is not through shock tactics.. you fucked up!

Bump

Well since my other thread got closed. This is SERIOIUS. I need toi tell this other girl what to say to the girl I like before Monday. Just for the record, I'm NOT AT THE SCHOOL ANYMORE.

And... person who gives best advice gets $100 Paypal.

Heh, my advice gotta be the best... in a way

Go have lunch at her school one day with someone you know from there. Take it from there.

No. I don't have any legitimate reason to go back there. This HAS to be done through the other girl. Just tell me what I need to tell her... Ie: must she just start talking to this girl about me or what? Bearing in mind she doesn't know me.

quote:Originally posted by Agent 008:

Print out goatse, put it in an envelope, and ask her friend to pass it to her.



Next year Im mailing all my family a goatse christmas card

quote:Originally posted by Agent 008:

Heh, my advice gotta be the best... in a way

Agreed

it does NOT have to be done thru the other girl, man up and do it urself. fuck the rules and go have lunch at the school, i do it and i dont goto my school anymore. just walk in. im pretty sure she dosnt want some chick she dosnt know comin up to her and talkin about some guy she dosnt know. that just makes u look like a pussy, and if she wanted pussy she'ld just hook up w. the other girl instead of u. there is no "reliable" way to hit on someone (unless u get them rly drunk )u have to just have confidence in urself, and not care if shit dosnt work out.

but i have to say this sounds pretty hopeless, ur a highschool grad all worried about tryin to get some freshmen to like u who ur probly slightly obssed w. y u try taking a class at the community college near u and meeting some chicks there.

The school is TINY. Like 150 people. I don't know anyone there anymore so I can't just go back for lunch or whatever. If I DID, bumping into goatse girl would be extreemly akward. Chances are slim to none but what the hell...

150?! DAMN!! ok i see how that could be hard, there like a couple thousand kids at the school i went to.

but yea good luck w. that, let us know what happens. and if she is 13 just back off, its not worth it

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

...you're a pathetic, desperate, creepy fucker. That's for sure.

Agreed.

Well I guess that is true ^^, meh...

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My advice:

Honestly, your chances of success are slim. Girls tend to not like it when guys randomly contact them through the internet with the obvious intent of wanting them.

Through your friend, find out when the next football, basketball, or any other school event will be and weather she will be there. Then go to the game or whatever, find her and the rest is up to your game.

success is only possible if first contact is made in person. Then if you have any game, you should be able to get a number and the rest is up to you.

So about that 100 bucks through paypall?

Agree with Bazooka.

so you can myspace her friends, but not her?

that makes no sense

Why are you so fixated on this one girl?

Your whole attitude is completely wrong - by chasing her, and trying things through her friends, you are setting her up as the prize.

Fuck that - you are the prize that she may or may not have a chance with one day. Until you get that attitude ingrained in your personality, you'll just bumble along aimlessly. It could take years to get it right too....

Once you get it though, you'll just know what to do. You'll be able to fuck her, and probably her friends.

quote:Originally posted by chumpion:

Why are you so fixated on this one girl?

Your whole attitude is completely wrong - by chasing her, and trying things through her friends, you are setting her up as the prize.

Fuck that - you are the prize that she may or may not have a chance with one day. Until you get that attitude ingrained in your personality, you'll just bumble along aimlessly. It could take years to get it right too....

Once you get it though, you'll just know what to do. You'll be able to fuck her, and probably her friends.



agreed

Hit her in the face with a brick. She'll notice you then.

Look, a woman even at the young age of 14 can detect a pussy/coward easily.

You having HER friend or even YOUR friend break the ice is a showing how insecure you are, and that you are not confident enough to do it yourself.

1. You fucked up by asking for help, you than goatsed her, which is grade A Retarded.

2. You asked ANOTHER peer of this girl to help you.

3. These 2 probably said something to the girl, and now you are in a big hole of ass.

Id say show some confidence and get your ass talking to the girl you want. Dont ask for outside help, its unneccesary, fuckin grab your balls and do what you where made to do. Whats the worst that will happen? You get rejected??? Pff all the easier, and alot of time saved. Better get crackin boy..

I'm assuming the goatse'd girl said nothing. If there was a way for me to break the ice myself, I would. But for logistic reasons I cannot, and if she's as smart as you say she is, she would realise that too.

I smell desperation...

If you're not willing to just fucking talk to her give the fuck up.

I'm not even trying to be harsh here, just realistic.

And I would know. I'm in a similar situation, I'm 18, still in school with this chick who's a sophmore. I totally dig her, and I've thought a lot about it. I'm never gonna go out with her unless I straight up talk to her.

Think about it this way: Would you rather have a girl that you barely know who likes you go through all of your friends, and have them set you up, or would you rather have her boldly come up to you and ask you face to face?

What I think your problem is: You are desparate, but lazy. You lack the cojones to blow caution to the wind. While that may be a good strategy for an insurance agent, that its not what you want to do when you pick up chicks.

What you should do: Is date someone who's more accessible. Are you in college? Are you working? Date somebody that you still see, not somebody that you almost never see.

And give up myspace. What a fucking plague that makes this kind of behavior acceptable.

^THAT is the best advice so far. I really wish I could talk to her myself and I regret not doing so before. But I'm afraid in my case, what I'm doing is too little too late. I am desperate and you could say I'm obsessed.

As I might've mentioned, I liked her last year but the reason I never did anything was I thought there was absolutely no way it could work. But if I knew it couldn't work then, why the hell try now? Well. I was looking for a picture of a youngish girl to use for pedo baiting when I came accross that picture in some school thing. It was then I realised how badly I wanted her. So... yeah.

I suck

Fuck I wish something would just happen with this. I can't stand silence.

So, where's my 100$?

So, where's my 100$?

ugh, double post.

[This message has been edited by dominic_arenas (edited 02-07-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

...you're a pathetic, desperate, creepy fucker. That's for sure.

You're taling to me, right?

bump

Bump?

Bump nothing, you said I gave the best advice, where's my 100 bucks?

Be patient...

lol you poor son of a bitch, this might tell you a thing or two! (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e142/blackendearth108/pedobear-calmdown.jpg)