Okay, I'm 19 and I've been talking to this girl thats about to turn 17, should I try to hook up with her.

YOU SICK FUCKING PERVERT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

YOU SICK FUCKING PERVERT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?

Well goddamn buddy.

Your kind make me sick. Read the fucking bible you demented pedophile sodomite.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Your kind make me sick. Read the fucking bible you demented pedophile sodomite.

Why did you have to bring the bible into this? Jesus said it'd be alright.

quote:Originally posted by Shishkaboo:

Why did you have to bring the bible into this? Jesus said it'd be alright.

Gods holy word has a place everywhere, sinner. A 17 year old child? Stop heathen, desist from raping our children.

May the Lord have mercy on your soul.

[This message has been edited by rabbitweed (edited 02-02-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Gods holy word has a place everywhere, sinner. A 17 year old child? Stop heathen, desist from raping our children.

May the Lord have mercy on your soul.



Seriously though, I'm not trying to fuck her. Shes mature fo her age and I just wanted to date her.

quote:Originally posted by Shishkaboo:

Seriously though, I'm not trying to fuck her. Shes mature fo her age and I just wanted to date her.

Sure, that's what they all say... Stop making excuses you dirty old baby banger leave the kids alone.

Legal here in Illinois. Age of consent is 17. I slept with a 16 year old when I turned 20... Of course I thought she was 19. She looked older than me, started macking on me after our band got done, and I was higher and drunker than fuck and just got out of a shitty relationship. Etc. ETc.

anyways. YOu'll be fine chum. Two years ain't shit.

This is why I fucking hate totse. People have to talk shit when other people are looking for serious answers.

quote:Originally posted by acid_drop:

Legal here in Illinois. Age of consent is 17. I slept with a 16 year old when I turned 20... Of course I thought she was 19. She looked older than me, started macking on me after our band got done, and I was higher and drunker than fuck and just got out of a shitty relationship. Etc. ETc.

anyways. YOu'll be fine chum. Two years ain't shit.

Thanks for an actual answer. The age of consent here is 16 but even I think thats a little young, I didn't think a two year difference was that bad.

Up until acid-drops post this was the best thread I'd ever seen.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Up until acid-drops post this was the best thread I'd ever seen.

Fuck youself cock weasle.

HEATHEN!

Burn in hell you kiddy-fiddler.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

HEATHEN!

Burn in hell you kiddy-fiddler.

Burn I shall.

quote:Originally posted by acid_drop:

Fuck youself cock weasle.



Bite me, Kill Joy.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Your kind make me sick. Read the fucking bible you demented pedophile sodomite.

Wow....just wow.....I can't wait til religion is proved to be a hoax....you people will bring the bible into anything.....c'mon, most people stopped believing in their imaginary friends when they were 11 years old....why can't you christians (and every other religious nut) give up your imaginary friends?

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

Wow....just wow.....I can't wait til religion is proved to be a hoax....you people will bring the bible into anything.....c'mon, most people stopped believing in their imaginary friends when they were 11 years old....why can't you christians (and every other religious nut) give up your imaginary friends?

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quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

Wow....just wow.....I can't wait til religion is proved to be a hoax....you people will bring the bible into anything.....c'mon, most people stopped believing in their imaginary friends when they were 11 years old....why can't you christians (and every other religious nut) give up your imaginary friends?

lawl @ the kid who doesn't get sarcasm

quote:Originally posted by Shishkaboo:

This is why I fucking hate totse. People have to talk shit when other people are looking for serious answers.

Everyone here was probably being sarcastic. Its kind of weird sure. If i were you i would try older chicks. But im not so..

As you said, it's legal.

But the fact that you had to ask totse about it suggests that it's a bad idea.

You sir are one sick son of a bitch. You fucking make me wanta puke you fucking pedophile asshole. Why is it that all pedophiles and fucked up guys they catch on those dateline online stalker things all do the same thing much like this guy. Perv"uhh uhh I didn't come here for sex, i wanted to have a mature talk with her" Datline"it says here you wrote Id like to shuv my dick in your ass and fuck you all day when I come over" Perv "uhh i meant that metaphorically maturly non pedophilic way". Sick fuck.

Im just fucking theres nothing wrong with 17 and the only thing that makes it bad is that you are trying to deny that you want to fuck the girl, that just makes it seem like something is bad about it. If you have to pretend your not Intending to do something when you know you are then its probably not a good idea. But in this case what ever no big deal hell even 16 is ok it is legal. I just turned 19 this last month my girlfriend of a year turns 17 in 2 weeks. No one has ever had a problem with it not even her parents or anyone.

I think you're fine. I mean, I have gone for chicks with a larger gap in age than that.

19-17 age difference isn't that big in my opinion if you were a few years younger it might seem a big difference but at your age i don't think it would be, try to find out what your friends think, that will influence your decision.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Up until acid-drops post this was the best thread I'd ever seen.

Too bad the rest of Totse is stupid and witless or this thread could have turned into pure awesome.

Anyway, Mr. OP, my girlfriend is 15 and I'm about to turn 17. I'm 1.5 years older than her, almost exactly. I don't think it matters, if you fit.



[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 02-03-2007).]

If you're 19 and she's 17 that ain't shit. Why would you even have to ask? I could see if she was 15 and under.

quote:Originally posted by Shishkaboo:

Thanks for an actual answer.[...]

So, you only consider it an actual answer if it agrees with the point of view YOU want?

Fucking idiot, Jesus is going to come down from the heavens with his FUCKING WARHAMMER AND KILL YOU!

Theres nothing wrong with a 19-17 relationship on moral grounds.

But dont be surprised if you find out later that she's not as mature as you thought, and you end up breaking it off.

Meh, two years is, like everyone else has said, shit. Its means fuck all age wise, and personally i go for maturity more than their age, within reason of course. Hell theres a 6 year age gap between my parents, yet i garentee if there was a 6 year age gap between me and who i went out with or who my sister went out with, my parents would have a fit.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Your kind make me sick. Read the fucking bible you demented pedophile sodomite.

The bible also says it's ok to stone bad children to death.

Fuck you,you religious zealot.

your fucking sick man, shes 16 and your 19? you a fucking adult and shes a child SICK PERVERT ROT IN HELL!

quote:Originally posted by lezbos_are_awsome:

The bible also says it's ok to stone bad children to death.

Fuck you,you religious zealot.

Sarcasm dumb ass. The bible said a lot of shit, so what. Don't be dumb and realize its sarcasm.

quote:Originally posted by Shishkaboo:

Okay, I'm 19 and I've been talking to this girl thats about to turn 17, should I try to hook up with her.

Go for it,thats really not that much of an age difference

Lawl at the first few posts.

And god, its only 2 years, big deal.

Hey man, age isn't that big a deal, as long as it is within reason. When I met my girlfriend, I didn't know how old she was. But we both really liked each other from the start and after we got to know each other, when we both finally talked about ages, it just wasn't that big a deal. I recently turned 17 and my girlfriend is almost 15. Normally, I wouldn't be a fan of an age difference like that, but that's just the way it goes.

And I had thought about breaking up with her because of the age difference. But, I'm glad I didn't. This girl is amazing. She's everything I want in a girl.

Ok, seriously. I've never dated anyone younger than me, I just didn't know if that kind of age difference was "frowned upon". I posted this topic to find out how other people felt about it because I have yet to experience it. Oh, by the way, FUCK THE BIBLE. Thanks for the help though.

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

Wow....just wow.....I can't wait til religion is proved to be a hoax....you people will bring the bible into anything.....c'mon, most people stopped believing in their imaginary friends when they were 11 years old....why can't you christians (and every other religious nut) give up your imaginary friends?

lul y u serious him?

I go by the rule "half your age plus 7".

Since you're asking such as question, I'll do the math for you.

19/2 = 9.5

9.5+7=16

You're safe. Two years is nothing by the way. How much is the age difference between your parents?

Oh, and the equation doesn't work for extremely young or old people.

It shouldn't really matter...

It's almost the same as a 15 and a 17 year old.

If you're worried about the morality of it, my opinion: go for it.

As long as she's into it, you shoulld be fine.

But if you're worried about possible statutory rape charges... that's another story.

quote:Originally posted by Shishkaboo:

Ok, seriously. I've never dated anyone younger than me, I just didn't know if that kind of age difference was "frowned upon". I posted this topic to find out how other people felt about it because I have yet to experience it. Oh, by the way, FUCK THE BIBLE. Thanks for the help though.

Why fuck the bible? Why not just say I don't belive in the bible and leave it at that? What did the bible do to you? Yea it has helped spanw some retarded fans of it but hey so has lots of books not the books fault.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

YOU SICK FUCKING PERVERT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?

quote:Originally posted by Cegstar:

I go by the rule "half your age plus 7".

Since you're asking such as question, I'll do the math for you.

19/2 = 9.5

9.5+7=16

You're safe. Two years is nothing by the way. How much is the age difference between your parents?

Oh, and the equation doesn't work for extremely young or old people.

I go by that rule too. My mom did too apparently .... she was 28 and my dad 22 when they got married.

quote:Originally posted by Shishkaboo:

Ok, seriously. I've never dated anyone younger than me, I just didn't know if that kind of age difference was "frowned upon". I posted this topic to find out how other people felt about it because I have yet to experience it. Oh, by the way, FUCK THE BIBLE. Thanks for the help though.

This is Totse... People here THINK they are witty (Some actually are... Most of the time). You seem not to acknowledge the fact that MOST of these people want the age of concent dropped to 18... Months... Anyways, I'm 20, my girlfriends 17, there's like 3 1/2 years between us, but other then that, nothing else is. Her parents love me, mine like her, so there's no biggie, unless her folks have it.

If then, fuck em... (Not literally... Totse, remember...)

Dude, Fucking Chill: Every post has missed the fucking point here. It is all about getting laid. Okay, so she is "almost" 17, depending on the state you live in, you certainly don't want to end up on the states "sex offender" list for the rest of your life. So here's the plan, if she is "17", we'll assume her mom is 35 to 45 years old or even 50, YOU DUMBASS, LINE UP A THREESOME. You have pussy staring you in the face. HIT on MOM. If she's game, you can bag both, and mom is consenting to your behavior, as well as Penelope’s. My motto is, fuck as many as you can before you die. So go bag both of them in a threesome, just make sure you cum in mom.

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quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Stop heathen, desist from raping our children.

I read that as "dentists". I laughed.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

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Rage, nice.

And I'm the first to call the three year difference, he said almost 17.

And to whoever said it's almost like 15 to 17: WRONG. Girl who is just turning 17 is grade 11, this dudes out of highschool. Eh, its not so bad I guess, but its still taking advantage.

Nah you're not, and I'll tell you a surefire way to snag her:

Poop on her face in the midst of conversation, just pull down your trousers/whatever lower undergarments you're wearing, forcefully place her on the ground, and defecate DIRECTlY into her eyes, be sure to smear it all over, applying an even layer, girls absolutely LOVE when guys do this.

quote:Originally posted by Belle:

Rage, nice.

And I'm the first to call the three year difference, he said almost 17.

And to whoever said it's almost like 15 to 17: WRONG. Girl who is just turning 17 is grade 11, this dudes out of highschool. Eh, its not so bad I guess, but its still taking advantage.

And your point is? This is the EXACT situation im in if he said ALMOST 17. Im 19(january 14th) my girlfriend turns 17 in like 15 days. Yes im out of highschool dating a junior BUT a year ago when I first started dating her I was a 17 highschool senoir dating a 15 year old sophmore. Obviously not what happended here but you can't use the out of highschool thing against him. With age of consent there should be lots of little exceptions.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

And your point is? This is the EXACT situation im in if he said ALMOST 17. Im 19(january 14th) my girlfriend turns 17 in like 15 days. Yes im out of highschool dating a junior BUT a year ago when I first started dating her I was a 17 highschool senoir dating a 15 year old sophmore. Obviously not what happended here but you can't use the out of highschool thing against him. With age of consent there should be lots of little exceptions.

You're right, I find myself in a similiar situation soon actually. It all depends on the situation I guess, I didn't have it in proper perspective. OP, use your better judgement; if the age doesn't seem to be an issue, don't make it one.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Up until acid-drops post this was the best thread I'd ever seen.

QFT

pg2

There's a 14 yr old girl I would bang the shit out of and im 19.

Ill get a pic, and im sure if you where not given the age...and she was nude and telling you to stick it in her twat, you would......than ofcourse after you banged her you would get told the age and be in disbelief.

Faggots.

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quote:Originally posted by pvf94:

Ill get a pic

Well get on that shit!! What the fuck are you waiting for!?

her to get online

quote:Originally posted by Shishkaboo:

Well goddamn buddy.

I laughed so hard that this reply.

You're a good man.

quote:Originally posted by Shishkaboo:

This is why I fucking hate totse. People have to talk shit when other people are looking for serious answers.

dude are you retarded?The first several posts were clearly sar-fuckin-castic. Why? Because its totse. Also because this thread is retarded. Two fucking years older aint shit. It isnt illegal, it isnt immoral. Dont be a douchebag. Go ahead and date her.

To the person that wanted the pic.

Shes 14, im 19. Id hit it. So would you...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/29j5sh

quote:Originally posted by pvf94:

To the person that wanted the pic.

Shes 14, im 19. Id hit it. So would you...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/29j5sh



Fuck oath I would. Give me her hotmail.

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You would like more reveiling photo's of her im assuming?

quote:Originally posted by pvf94:

You would like more reveiling photo's of her im assuming?

No. I'm expecting an intelligent and thoughtful conversation from a 14 year old bitch.

rofllll

I was implying that I have other pics.

Then post them so I can phap and be done with this.

How many internetz do I get for posting more?

Just shut the fuck up and do it.

not until you say please baby.

please baby...

woah, she does not look 14..

http://preview.tinyurl.com/25z3kx http://preview.tinyurl.com/36w7o8 http://preview.tinyurl.com/2jw2j6 http://preview.tinyurl.com/3c5llz http://preview.tinyurl.com/36l9lk http://preview.tinyurl.com/3xyr6b http://preview.tinyurl.com/2k7oed

quote:Originally posted by Shishkaboo:

Seriously though, I'm not trying to fuck her.

I call bullshit.

Not too young.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Your kind make me sick. Read the fucking bible you demented pedophile sodomite.



i know you are joking, but just want to see if my memory is working correctly or if i am being "special." aren't you like 20 and your gf 16?

everyone's the same age when the lights are out

10 years later: "Should I start a family with this girl? Or is she too young for me?"

Biatch, I am fuckin a girl 7 years younger to me. I am 27.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Gods holy word has a place everywhere, sinner. A 17 year old child? Stop heathen, desist from raping our children.

May the Lord have mercy on your soul.



I find it funny that the Bible would rather permit the rape of two virgin girls than the rape of two foreign "men" who wandered into town to see if they could find any good people.

Genesis 19:8 -- Lot's offer to have his daughters gang raped



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quote:Originally posted by pvf94:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/25z3kx http://preview.tinyurl.com/36w7o8 http://preview.tinyurl.com/2jw2j6 http://preview.tinyurl.com/3c5llz http://preview.tinyurl.com/36l9lk http://preview.tinyurl.com/3xyr6b http://preview.tinyurl.com/2k7oed

The first pic that you posted above was the best.

But you delivered, so you get 10 internetz.

Thank you sir

*Takes 10 Internetz*

Not to hijack the thread, but umm there is a 15 yr old that is also totally porkable. I will post pics if requested. I got my way with the internetz.

quote:Originally posted by pvf94:

Not to hijack the thread, but umm there is a 15 yr old that is also totally porkable. I will post pics if requested. I got my way with the internetz.

You know the drill...

Need you even ask!?

Ok, I took everyones advice and I put it to use. We're supposed to "hang out" Friday night, thanks totse.

Bible loving people are stupid since in the early days we got 14 year old girls pregnate.. and married to 30+ year old men.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Gods holy word has a place everywhere, sinner. A 17 year old child? Stop heathen, desist from raping our children.

May the Lord have mercy on your soul.



dude...be aware of this...some of us out here are atheists

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:



i know you are joking, but just want to see if my memory is working correctly or if i am being "special." aren't you like 20 and your gf 16?

I was 18/19 and she was 15. Alas, it is no more. Perhaps I'll be with her again when she's 16 or 17 or so.

to put things in perspective....

me = 25, her = 19.

it's fucking sweet.

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

me = 25, her = 19.

Now that is absolutely SICKENING! And I thought the OP was bad...

Do you even realize that 25 - 19 = 6? SIX!?

When you were 14, she was 8... Were you always attracted to 8 year olds since you began puberty!?

Rabbitweed, get your bible out, this ones gonna take a team effort...

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Now that is absolutely SICKENING! And I thought the OP was bad...

Do you even realize that 25 - 19 = 6? SIX!?

When you were 14, she was 8... Were you always attracted to 8 year olds since you began puberty!?

Rabbitweed, get your bible out, this ones gonna take a team effort...

I turn 26 before she turns 20.... but when she does, I'll probably have to trade her in for a newer model.

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

to put things in perspective....

me = 25, her = 19.

it's fucking sweet.

same for me

stupid westerners act like its a bad thing.

fool who gives a shit just ask da bitch out 2 years younger dont mean shit and dont listen to all those retards sayin its a sin it aint love is blind hell im 20 and I fucked a bitch dat was 17 to she liked me and I liked her dats all dat fuckin matters and god wants us to be happy so just ask da bitch out and mak sure to use a fuckin condom