So, I called this girl from Chicago. I was bored, alone in my hotel room waiting to leave for my physical. All the sudden, I remembered this girl.

So, I went downstairs to look up her number. It was the same as the last time. I went back up stairs, called and she wasn't there.

I ledt a message to the extent of " Hey C, its T. I was sitting in my hotel room waiting for 4 am to roll around to go to my physical. I was wondering if you remembered before I left Chicago. I came over and you cooked me dinner, we smoked and chilled." " well, I had this question and I wanted to ask you. " What would have happened if I had kissed you?" "give me a call ###########"



So, at 1 am I get this call. I was kinda half asleep/awake. The convo went like:

ME:Hello?

HER: Hey, is this T?

ME: Hey C, you got my message?

HER: Yea, it was kinda weird. I actually wanted to say something, I mean it was kinda akward after that

ME: Yea, it was. I appologize.

HER:So, what is your Physical for?

ME: ummmm, I joined the army.

HER: Oh, wow. WHY? * in a WTF kinda way*

ME: I had to get out of this fucking cycle of bullshit and drama.

HER: ahhh, yea I kinda realized it dosen't end a while ago

* This is where you note she is now 35 years old* Catching up happens..........................................

Me: So, why did you call back?

HER: Because, I thought about your question, and I wanted to tell you I was kinda upset you didn't.

ME: I was thinking about knocking and, well we know how it turned out.

HER: Well, If your ever in Chicago, you have a place to stay.

Me:thanks, and if I wanted to visit for a weekend?

HER: Yea, we could do that.

ME: Alright, well I found your number, and I will call you after BASIC. Thanks. I don't really know what to say.

HER: We will work it out.

Me: cool.

HER: love you .

ME: WHaaAAAA? * my actual word were "see you later"

______________________________



We are going to lunch on the 9th when I stop in Chicago.

So????

It went quite well, and I learned a few things. Kiss the girl, and if a girl cooks you dinner and invites you up, you don't have to ask. Its given.

:P

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 02-02-2007).]

GOOD LUCK AT MEPS BUD

And that, IMO, was pretty unsmooth to leave on someones answering machine but hey it all worked out well. Pwnt her bunghole IMO

Good luck with that ho.

What MOS?

Totse =/= Livejournal

Neato Bandito =/= a neat bandit

lol pwnt

LAWL!

Woke up late, at about noon

Just thought that I had to be in COMPTON soon

Gotta get drunk before my day begins

Before my mother starts bitching about my friends

Yeah I'd be pretty pissed off if I was romantically interested in a guy, cooked him dinner, and he didnt thank me properly by putting out afterwards.



You're lucky she's still on speaking terms with you, bushy!



So.. are you going into the army to escape things? Is that really a good idea?

If you commit yourself to something simply to escape from another thing, you may well find yourself falling into an eternal spiral.

But I dont know. Do you get to carry your own preference of backup weaopons in the army>?

I was thinking about that yoyo, and I think its a good thing, I can go to school in the army, and then when I get out I can get my doctors, although I am not sure in what yet.

I can, after I get through my training and I get my assignment. I was told unless other wise noted, I could choose where I would like to be stationed.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

I was thinking about that yoyo, and I think its a good thing, I can go to school in the army, and then when I get out I can get my doctors, although I am not sure in what yet.

I can, after I get through my training and I get my assignment. I was told unless other wise noted, I could choose where I would like to be stationed.





That's actually pretty neat.



So are you going to be a techy guy you think? Or somewhere actually in the midst of the violence?



When I considered joining the RAF (dont..fucking..laugh..) I was told by so many friends and family that I'd just end up mopping floors and serving ham sandwiches to the *important* people..

I feel kind of hurt on her behalf that you called her a 'bitch' in the thread title...

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:



That's actually pretty neat.



So are you going to be a techy guy you think? Or somewhere actually in the midst of the violence?



When I considered joining the RAF (dont..fucking..laugh..) I was told by so many friends and family that I'd just end up mopping floors and serving ham sandwiches to the *important* people..

http://www.goarmy.com/JobDetail.do?id=174

I get top secret clearence.

It's a tech job. And I can do it from anywhere. It's actualy 25 weeks of training. There is says 17. I could have been a truck driver * they get a 50k bonus*

But, I decided I liked 96C a lot better.

pogue!

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

htt p://www.go army.com/J obDetail.d o?id=174 (http: //www.goar my.com/Job Detail.do? id=174)

I get top secret clearence.

It's a tech job. And I can do it from anywhere. It's actualy 25 weeks of training. There is says 17. I could have been a truck driver * they get a 50k bonus*

But, I decided I liked 96C a lot better.

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Ooo that looks really like a cool job. But a scary one. I could imagine fucking up soo bad.

big scary army guy: "did you manage to deciepher that code?!"

yoyobek: "mm. kinda.well, I sort of put it to one side to play counter strike.."



Oo



how long do you think before Firekitty enters the thread and shoots you and your plans down?

[This message has been edited by yoyobek (edited 02-02-2007).]

well, neato_bandito tried.

Probably not too long.

BUT, I am shipping out the 9th, and I probably won't see her again untill, well, if she want's to talk she can have her say.

I don't really care. Back on topic.

Is it weird that this 35 year old really likes me? I mean fuck I'm 21. I think she would be looking to marry, and well. I kinda don't want to.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

well, neato_bandito tried.



I was merely stating the valid point that this forum isn't your blog, and that this thread is almost as useless as the other 500 threads you've created this month.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

When I considered joining the RAF (dont..fucking..laugh..) I was told by so many friends and family that I'd just end up mopping floors and serving ham sandwiches to the *important* people..

Isn't that sort of what you're doing now?

Minus the "important people" bit

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

I was merely stating the valid point that this forum isn't your blog, and that this thread is almost as useless as the other 500 threads you've created this month.

You're just jealous that I can join the army, FAG. Just cause you're gay, and can't get a military job.

Considering this is the second of the month, You lose, GOOD DAY SIR!

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

Totse =/= Livejournal

I was merely pointing out that:

1. a 35 year old woman wants my SEXXORZ

2. I am teh shit

3. Where is firekitty?

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

I was merely stating the valid point that this forum isn't your blog, and that this thread is almost as useless as the other 500 threads you've created this month.

I dont see why it's like a blog if he's actually asking for peoples oppinions on stuff.

If I used a blog it would be for my own selfish outpouring of stuff, and I wouldnt even bother asking for peoples thoughts on the matter.



Bushy is okay by me. I feel a bit sad for him when he finds a new girl every week, and a bit annoyed that he doesent persevere with alot of the girls he meets (as far as I know?), but meh.

Perhaps if I knew him in real life my oppinion of him would change greatly. I dont know. but what I *do* know of him I like. But then, I like you, and firekitty also, when you're not all having massive flame war fights.

Back on topic..



quote:Originally posted by Bushy:

Is it weird that this 35 year old really likes me? I mean fuck I'm 21. I think she would be looking to marry, and well. I kinda don't want to.



I dont know.. is it?

If she genuinely likes you, I dont see the problem. :S

If you have the feeling she likes you just cause she wants to marry, settle down and all that, I'd possibly be cautious of her.

But meh, if you like her, what is the problem? It's not like she can force you at gun point to marry her if you dont want it.. allthough she may use the deadly art of mind games and subtle manipulation to try and break you..

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Isn't that sort of what you're doing now?

Minus the "important people" bit..

Be...quiet!!

You have a really shitty style of writing.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

You're just jealous that I can join the army, FAG. Just cause you're gay, and can't get a military job.

Considering this is the second of the month, You lose, GOOD DAY SIR!

Yes, I am gay. You didn't seem to have a problem with that when you offered to give me a blowjob to pay off your debt.... oops, did I say that? And newsflash, I don't want to fucking join the army, as a.) I don't want to die in some godforsaken desert so my country can get more oil, and b.) I'm in college, so while you're spending the prime of your life in the army, I'll be partying my ass off, and by the time you're out (IF you survive, but with your brains somehow I doubt that) I'll be making twice as much money as you will ever see in your lifetime.

[This message has been edited by neato bandito (edited 02-03-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

I was merely pointing out that:

1. a 35 year old woman wants my SEXXORZ

2. I am teh shit

3. Where is firekitty?

Congrats, you get to fuck some slut that's almost old enough to be your mom.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Be...quiet!!



You need to go outside before you develope anymore of a crush on this fuckin' waste of flesh and blood. Bushy is going away to get killed in a useless war because he's a useless person.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Bushy is going away to get killed in a useless war because he's a useless person.

QFT.

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

Yes, I am gay. You didn't seem to have a problem with that when you offered to give me a blowjob to pay off your debt.... oops, did I say that? And newsflash, I don't want to fucking join the army, as a.) I don't want to die in some godforsaken desert so my country can get more oil, and b.) I'm in college, so while you're spending the prime of your life in the army, I'll be partying my ass off, and by the time you're out (IF you survive, but with your brains somehow I doubt that) I'll be making twice as much money as you will ever see in your lifetime.



I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I could say that. And its not like you weren't grabbing and touching ABOVE my knee when we were playing out side my old apartment.

To point out some things:

1. My job entails sitting behind a desk hacking emails, and decoding info, dispatching people, ETC. I don't have to fight. And I can be an interagator.

2. When I get out of basic, I am applying at EarmyU.com I am getting my masters in psycology, and then a Doctors when I get out. I get 60k for college, AFTER I get my masters, WHILE I am in the army.

3. Twice as much money? I talked to someone with the SAME job as me, when she got out she was offered a job with the CIA paying over 100k, with a masters in Psychology? HRM?!?!?!?! Lets see. I WIN!

4. And I am not as much of an ass as I seem on totse. In real life, as long as you don't give me a reason, I am like a puppy, People either love me, or hate me. The ones that love me, get priority. The ones that "hate" me, get HELL. As, some people realize.

That is all.

Generally to get a master's degree in psychology you need an IQ above room temperature. And to work with the CIA you need a clean record. You have neither of those.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

You need to go outside before you develope anymore of a crush on this fuckin' waste of flesh and blood. Bushy is going away to get killed in a useless war because he's a useless person.

Umm, Gus . She was talking about rabbitweed.

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

Generally to get a master's degree in psychology you need an IQ above room temperature.

AHAHAHAhahahahaa... sure you do.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

You need to go outside before you develope anymore of a crush on this fuckin' waste of flesh and blood. Bushy is going away to get killed in a useless war because he's a useless person.

But if it means he dies for something he beleives in..



I personally, prefer a good game of C&C. There's lots of guns and tanks and death and pain, but alot less of the dying thing. That's allways good.

Bushy, that's the MOS I'm going to enlist in. Just waiting to hear about enlistment bonuses and Army College Fund. Hope Basic goes well for you.

This thread reeks of hippy.

Except for anyone that agrees with bushy in any way.

If you really do have a record, you're probably not getting a Top Secret clearance.

Have fun in infantry, Poguey McPogmeister.

bout to go and damn near went blind,young niggaz in the path throwing up gang signs,ran in the house,grabbed my clip,with my mac10 on the side of my hip,bailed outside,pointed my weapon,just as i thought the fools kept stepping...

all from memory.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

But if it means he dies for something he beleives in..



I personally, prefer a good game of C&C. There's lots of guns and tanks and death and pain, but alot less of the dying thing. That's allways good.



Trust me, bushy doesn't believe in shit except for weaseling his bushy little self through life.

And whoever called me a hippie, you're right. Thanks.

quote:Originally posted by Can O Soup:

Bushy, that's the MOS I'm going to enlist in. Just waiting to hear about enlistment bonuses and Army College Fund. Hope Basic goes well for you.

its 10k, and 60k for 5 years and 71 for 6.

I took the 5 years. It probably won't change.

EDIT: my records clean, and as far as weaseling, I have had to do a few things to get by, Yes. Sure, I have done some things I am not proud of, but I would hardly call that weaseling.

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 02-04-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

Generally to get a master's degree in psychology you need an IQ above room temperature. And to work with the CIA you need a clean record. You have neither of those.

Correction, I was accepted by Chicago University, and Boston College, before I graduated. I chose to work in Chicago for a while, why? because I had a job that I couldn't pass up.

My record? How the fuck do you know whats on my record?

LETS SEE! you assume like a little fucking monkey, The only thing on my record is a ticket for not having headlights on, and a bike ticket. HRM, not bad, eh?

So when do you shut your little fucking trap? I mean, at least firekitty backs up her arguments, and makes it sorta fun.

He wouldn't be going to Boot if he hadn't passed the top secret clearance background check. So his record must be clean. And you don't have to score incredibly high on the test to get 96C, a B average in high school gets that.

I would like to meet alot of people from totse in real life.

Even gustave...if he promised not to bring any sword of any type or form.



Bushy, any chance of ever coming to the UK?



I'm curious as to why Neato and Firekitty hate you so much. :S

I dont understand that from what I know of you on totse, but then I guess we're all quite different in real life.

I'm certainly not a bitchy over-oppinionated racist pig in real life but I know I act it on here. But whatever.



:S

[This message has been edited by yoyobek (edited 02-04-2007).]

I'd be happy to tell you, yoyo.

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

I'd be happy to tell you, yoyo.

OH, DO TELL! PLEASE!!!!! get my thread closed, like all the others because, well, thats what happens.

BTW if anyone is to tell it, call your stepsister up and tell her to come here and post it. Her version is better.

BASICLY: i fucked firekittys friends, then she broke up with her boyfriend*originaly I liked kirekitty* so, I was an ass. Then she tried to get my ass kicked at this party for stealing a pipe * I took it with reasonable cause*

And I guess I owed neato bandito money, but OBVIOUSLY he is declining his money by talking shit, in order to make EVERYONE dislike me.

Back to the TOPIC, do I get her a gift? how should this go down?

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

OH, DO TELL! PLEASE!!!!! get my thread closed, like all the others because, well, thats what happens.

BTW if anyone is to tell it, call your stepsister up and tell her to come here and post it. Her version is better.

BASICLY: i fucked firekittys friends, then she broke up with her boyfriend*originaly I liked kirekitty* so, I was an ass. Then she tried to get my ass kicked at this party for stealing a pipe * I took it with reasonable cause*

And I guess I owed neato bandito money, but OBVIOUSLY he is declining his money by talking shit, in order to make EVERYONE dislike me.

Back to the TOPIC, do I get her a gift? how should this go down?

Yes, because people getting pissed off when you owe them money is a reason for you to not pay them back. Way to show off that "Boston College" and "University of Chicago" logic.

I'm not the only one you owe money to, either. Talked to firekitty's ex lately? And how about that 14-year-old you stole from?

Oh, and about this party, what was the "reasonable cause" for stealing a pipe from someone's house who you didn't even know? And then having the gall to show up uninvited at the same person's party, and then one of their friends' parties the next night?

I love how you try to minimize it like you're somehow the victim of mean, mean firekitty and neato.

quote:Originally posted by neato bandito:

Yes, because people getting pissed off when you owe them money is a reason for you to not pay them back. Way to show off that "Boston College" and "University of Chicago" logic.

I'm not the only one you owe money to, either. Talked to firekitty's ex lately? And how about that 14-year-old you stole from?

Oh, and about this party, what was the "reasonable cause" for stealing a pipe from someone's house who you didn't even know? And then having the gall to show up uninvited at the same person's party, and then one of their friends' parties the next night?

I love how you try to minimize it like you're somehow the victim of mean, mean firekitty and neato.

Victim, no. UMM talked to him? lets see I paid him back what I owed him a LONG time ago, it was left at that.

The 14 year old? lets see I bought alchohol for emogan for him. He got change, Its called TAXES

*I'm the taxman!*

And about the pipe, I had 40 dollars in ganja, high quality shit. I rolled it up in to a blunt at the party earlier that night. HE told me he had a match, and well. when he didn't I ganked his pipe RIGHT in front of him. Its his bad.

I never said I was the victim, I was just pissed that all my threads seem to be hijacked by either you or firekitty. I can point out numerous examples, when NONE of the threads were about you.



Would you like to see my letters from Boston College? and University of Chicago? I can fax them to you, but right now I am not in town, SOOOO.

Gah..



*leaves*

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Gah..



*leaves*

Yeah, try and be the protector of peace all you want... That doesn't do anything useful when the person that starts it all is TRYING to make problems.